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but Ungoogleable is an actual thing

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:39 (twelve years ago) link

but i mean like when you're talking about a band called "the men," i can tell from the name that they are going to be hard to find on the internet. you don't have to tell me that. it's self-evident.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:42 (twelve years ago) link

gotcha

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

Speaking of which, this makes zero sense to me: http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/shortcuts/2012/mar/05/coldplay-regret-mylo-xyloto-title
"Coldplay live to regret calling their album Mylo Xyloto
Chris Martin says the title of Coldplay's latest album is a disaster, as it's made up of two words that can't be googled."

The actual text of the article says it's down to being not easy to pronounce. Think this is just a case of the Graun subs getting it wrong.

kinder, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 02:14 (twelve years ago) link

i know someone who was in an 80's band called *A Band*. still can't find them on the internet...

scott seward, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 02:44 (twelve years ago) link

i've tried googling those words so many times

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 04:01 (twelve years ago) link

i know someone who was in an 80's band called *A Band*. still can't find them on the internet...

This could explain their lack of a second life amongst the file sharing community. Am thinking how it would've been prescient of them to release a record called "Album" with, like, numbered songs.

doug watson, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 04:22 (twelve years ago) link

This is a kid thing, but "versing"--as in, "Who are we versing next in floor hockey?" It's got a nice Shakespearean ring to it, but so, so wrong.

clemenza, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 04:25 (twelve years ago) link

i know someone who was in an 80's band called *A Band*. still can't find them on the internet...

― scott seward, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 02:44 (2 hours ago)

not the one featuring neil campbell, richard youngs, and eight million other people, no?

Boo-Yaa Too Rough International Boo-Yaa Empire (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 04:57 (twelve years ago) link

i always thought that the internet destroyed the the.

alex in mainhattan, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 07:16 (twelve years ago) link

Or maybe the autocorrect function in word processors?

doug watson, Thursday, 8 March 2012 02:09 (twelve years ago) link

lol my top result for "the men" (with quotes) is the band

mookieproof, Thursday, 8 March 2012 02:12 (twelve years ago) link

the first page has several youtube links as well!

sarahell, Thursday, 8 March 2012 02:13 (twelve years ago) link

my first result for the word "men" is my friend's band "MEN"

http://www.myspace.com/men

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 8 March 2012 02:18 (twelve years ago) link

^^^they are my fourth

~google~

mookieproof, Thursday, 8 March 2012 02:25 (twelve years ago) link

I think there was another American A Band that was on one of the Chuck Warner comps.

timellison, Thursday, 8 March 2012 02:26 (twelve years ago) link

Homework series, if I remember right.

timellison, Thursday, 8 March 2012 02:26 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Paternalistic

Feels bigoted against dads.

beachville, Saturday, 24 March 2012 10:52 (twelve years ago) link

save the dads

♆ (gr8080), Saturday, 24 March 2012 23:04 (twelve years ago) link

smash the dads

dayo, Saturday, 24 March 2012 23:06 (twelve years ago) link

ten months pass...

embolden
audacity

mookieproof, Friday, 8 February 2013 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

seven months pass...

"Babywearing"

just horrible

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:59 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

please, please, please stop saying "the Mad Men era"

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 18:18 (ten years ago) link

ok

Jesus (wins), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 18:28 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

"dafuq"

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Sunday, 24 November 2013 15:10 (ten years ago) link

"jolly good"

sleepingbag, Sunday, 24 November 2013 15:13 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

"a good look"

SHAUN (DJP), Monday, 13 January 2014 15:18 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"the ___ game" and "on lock" and "has the ___ game on lock"

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Friday, 31 January 2014 21:54 (ten years ago) link

What if the game is Sonic & Knuckles?

MarkoP, Friday, 31 January 2014 22:03 (ten years ago) link

hurting got the pedantry game on lock

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 31 January 2014 22:09 (ten years ago) link

dnw any more awesomesauce or amazeballs

we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Friday, 7 February 2014 19:13 (ten years ago) link

^^^^ otm x 1,000,0000,000,0000,000

an enormous bolus of flatulence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 7 February 2014 19:19 (ten years ago) link

Why is that pedantic? I don't care about the grammar, I'm just sick of hearing it.

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Friday, 7 February 2014 19:19 (ten years ago) link

ugh, amazeballs, that is the worst

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Friday, 7 February 2014 19:20 (ten years ago) link

those two words are the cool beans of today

we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Friday, 7 February 2014 19:22 (ten years ago) link

"Burst onto the scene"

Evan R, Monday, 17 February 2014 18:45 (ten years ago) link

"unlock"

song lyrics or snippets or album covers are not antique secrets held in rustic lockboxes, nor are they Xbox achievements, they're promotional material a label posts, probably regardless of how much their fans do or don't tweet/Like/call. pretty minor, I know, but it's one of the more common examples of PR-speak seeping into journalistic copy and if I'm editing I kill it on sight.

katherine, Monday, 17 February 2014 19:33 (ten years ago) link

Hack

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Monday, 17 February 2014 21:31 (ten years ago) link

"______ 101" or "dorm room _____"

(basically anything that means to imply "I have graduated from college and look back on it with bemused condescension.")

ryan, Monday, 17 February 2014 22:42 (ten years ago) link

"his / her / my truth"

put "owning" in front to be shot out of a cannon

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 23 February 2014 17:58 (ten years ago) link

Own your truth

sXe & the banshees (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 23 February 2014 18:18 (ten years ago) link

Describing some bit of policy as a "Rube Goldberg device/contraption"

I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Sunday, 23 February 2014 18:24 (ten years ago) link

"unhelpful"

I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Sunday, 23 February 2014 18:27 (ten years ago) link

"and that's a good thing"

seriously stop telling me what is a good thing and what isn't
similarly, "...what we've learned from this..."

we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Sunday, 23 February 2014 19:07 (ten years ago) link

katherine otm some words are just annoying but "unlock" is sinister

my dad invariably describes any movie or actor or scene he likes as "watchable" and it makes my eyes bleed

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 23 February 2014 19:09 (ten years ago) link

otm re: "and that's a good thing," ugh. The implied "but," as well as the implied tying of a bow around the goodness of the thing, both just seem so patronizingly "reasonable," and close off objection.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 23 February 2014 19:28 (ten years ago) link

"transitioned"

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 February 2014 19:41 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

"deliverable" (noun)

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 4 April 2014 16:03 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

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