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i'm pretty sure the term is "a neg"

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:27 (sixteen years ago) link

posting jessica alba was the most otm thing in that thread - any girl who doesnt like jessica alba is a shrieking jealous harpy, ditto beyonce

[20:31] me: there's nothing better btw
[20:31] me: than girls who talk shit bout alba, explaining that she's a "bad actress"
[20:31] me: uhhhhh
[20:31] andrew: ahahahaha ya
[20:31] andrew: AHAHAHAAH YAAAA
[20:31] andrew: ginny does that
[20:32] andrew: i am like get real lil dumpkoff
[13:12] andrew: the aptitude of jessica alba at her chosen career has very little to do with my desire to lay atop her, panting and sweating
[13:13] me: beads of sweat plopping onto her forehead, look of horror frozen on her face
[13:14] andrew: lol i see we have had similar sexual histories~
[20:32] andrew: hatred stems from jealous thoughts
[20:33] me: girls just want an angel such as alba to be some degraded ass dog like tara reid or somethin
[20:33] andrew: jessica alba isn't even the hottest chick to me so it's even more lol that chixx hate her so bad
[20:33] andrew: it's like being like I HATE THE BEST BOXER IN THE WORLD ::fights andrew golota::

cankles, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:32 (sixteen years ago) link

the Neil Strauss school of date rape has a special term for the act of making negative comments to hot chicks. thankfully I don't remember what it was (my anthropological curiousity with that particular internet subculture was happily short-lived)

-- El Tomboto

ugh i have a friend who totally buys into this game shit

omar little, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm like "bro you're creeping out all the ladies with the laying on of hands stuff"

omar little, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:34 (sixteen years ago) link

"anthropological curiousity" surrrrrre

latebloomer, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:34 (sixteen years ago) link

j/k

latebloomer, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:34 (sixteen years ago) link

is that andrew bubbles? XD

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:39 (sixteen years ago) link

lmao yeah

cankles, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:40 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/ilovetowatch/images/mystery.jpg
-_-

sleep, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:51 (sixteen years ago) link

who does that shit work on?

latebloomer, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:59 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

Kerm, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:04 (sixteen years ago) link

where are the hot chicks?

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:07 (sixteen years ago) link

your choices are them or suicidegirls.com i think

deej, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:11 (sixteen years ago) link

God bless the goddamn Onion

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:13 (sixteen years ago) link

i find that game shit totes repulsive but on a couple different occasions guys who were kinda of dorky and laking in self-confidence told me it really helped them out just to realize that they could have some sort of game at all and i was kinda awww ok fine

jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:14 (sixteen years ago) link

i dunno, there's the other side which is exemplified by my otherwise cool friend. it was at a point where he had to "run game" on any semi-attractive girl around. it usually involved "showing them something" by "touching their hands".

omar little, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:16 (sixteen years ago) link

lol is that game lingo gross

jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:18 (sixteen years ago) link

haha my friend actually played that "says one thing, means another" shit w/r/t "the game" because he commented on how this one guy we both knew was always trying to pick up girls and how lame it was, then suddenly he's trying to seduce girls by showing them how he uses his hands in martial arts and how he's learned some massage techniques and "here let me show you this one thing" (takes girl's hand)

omar little, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:21 (sixteen years ago) link

its basically just dudes getting all world of warcraft about dating, right?

deej, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:21 (sixteen years ago) link

omar that just sounds like the game inspired him to talk about some boring interest he has

deej, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:22 (sixteen years ago) link

naw it's the dude equivalent of some oprah self-help fad xpost

omar little, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:23 (sixteen years ago) link

"here let me show you this one thing" (takes girl's hand, puts in pants)

jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:23 (sixteen years ago) link

i dont believe that anyone does this irl

chaki, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:23 (sixteen years ago) link

nick sylvester says otherwise

deej, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:24 (sixteen years ago) link

watson's girl: would smash

-- gff, Wednesday, March 5, 2008 4:23 PM (Wednesday, March 5, 2008 4:23 PM) Bookmark Link

Bleh. She's got a knotty face, shrieky voice, boob liver spots, and I heard she fucked Reggie Miller, if not her step-dad as well.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:25 (sixteen years ago) link

I have seen people do this irl

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:25 (sixteen years ago) link

i dont want to believe that people do this irl

chaki, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:26 (sixteen years ago) link

although I will say that until I did actually hang out with a dude who was all over the bar doing it I was with you, chaki, it just seems too stupid and ridiculous.

fwiw the dude in question 1. did not pay for the book, points for that at least 2. had 0% success on actually getting any of the girls to call him back

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:27 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah i think thats the point, deej - i imagine easily the most important thing 'the game' does is give guys the confidence that they can be attractive to girls, & that failing at picking them up is natural & ok, & (and i didnt get this till that post by omar) that pulling is a 'sim' somewhat disconnected from reality.

deeznuts, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:29 (sixteen years ago) link

failing at picking them up is natural

dudes who can't grasp the concept of rejection by women really shouldn't be breeding. this game shit goes against natural selection.

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:32 (sixteen years ago) link

I wish fear of rejection was my problem. I know how to get over that. Being totally disinterested in putting forth the effort/constantly justifying solitude in your own head all the time = new, weird

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:34 (sixteen years ago) link

ADAPT AND OVERCOME

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:34 (sixteen years ago) link

lol we should have a self-help best sellers so obv they need not have been written thread

jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:36 (sixteen years ago) link

my friend has given up "the game", i think. but for awhile it really did turn him almost completely intolerable whenever we went out anywhere.

omar little, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:36 (sixteen years ago) link

#1 location to observe people doing this dumb game bullshit: "Irish Pub" bars in the midwest.

John Justen, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:38 (sixteen years ago) link

^^^^^^lololololol
st. patricks day is coming

deej, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:39 (sixteen years ago) link

I am having trouble with the ladies.

deej, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:46 (sixteen years ago) link

lol john i was gonna suggest we all go to o'gara's to watch primary results, and then, no.

gff, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link

he's just not that into you at least has some basis in reality. "stop being a needy stalker and get on with your life" is a good message.

get bent, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:10 (sixteen years ago) link

St. Patrick's Day is the worst.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:12 (sixteen years ago) link

best thing about west coast livin' -- palpable lack of irish-american nyc/boston douchebags.

get bent, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:15 (sixteen years ago) link

we got all the other douchebags though.

get bent, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:16 (sixteen years ago) link

that "game" stuff basically = Date Adrianne lolz

Steve Shasta, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:17 (sixteen years ago) link

walking up first ave to the L from the LES on St. Patrick's Day is HELL. The women look like they're about to fuck you or start crying and all the dudes look about two seconds away from punching someone.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:21 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah spend some time in murry hill or kips bay.

i always took a half day. mainly to get away from grand central and the parade...but we often ended up on second or third where a friends friend always played..it would start of fine, but id have to flee by 5 or so to get away from drunk fucking firemen

bb, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:23 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p308/LTmvp2007/The_Game_Rapper.jpg

pensive look because he's considering the dude in the furry hat.

"bitch please, you lookin like criss angel mindfreak in this piece"

dmr, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:24 (sixteen years ago) link

i thankfully almost never enter places where "the game" players would work out.

bb, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:25 (sixteen years ago) link

best thing about west coast livin' -- palpable lack of irish-american nyc/boston douchebags.

-- get bent, Wednesday, March 5, 2008 4:15 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

we got all the other douchebags though.

-- get bent, Wednesday, March 5, 2008 4:16 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yeah but we have ARMENIANS which are the west coast version of NJ GUIDOS

max, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:30 (sixteen years ago) link

armenian guido picture thread plz

J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Thanks for the support gents

POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 February 2023 23:06 (one year ago) link

Evangelicals are completely baffling.

― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, February 12, 2023 7:29 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

ꙮ (map), Sunday, 12 February 2023 21:24 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

and ofc the only reason dude is alive right now is because he's white, yeah

― Perverted By Linguiça (sleeve), Friday, April 14, 2023 7:50 PM (yesterday)

sarahell, Saturday, 15 April 2023 16:25 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

in my experience there are two kinds of guys once you get above like 6'2": those trying to take up maximum space and those trying to take up as little space as possible

— Jess Harvell (@cheaptrickrules) July 5, 2023

mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 July 2023 03:31 (nine months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Also so much American(western?) conspiracism is entirely based on reactionaries being denied their treats.

All other aspects of life being stripped away except for consumerism, and deny them the thing they want right when they want it, and it must be some malefactor plotting against them.

― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish)

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Thursday, 20 July 2023 21:28 (nine months ago) link

was this about the Barbie movie?

sarahell, Thursday, 20 July 2023 21:30 (nine months ago) link

no, USpol

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Thursday, 20 July 2023 22:07 (nine months ago) link

“nuclear physicists - they're regular people just like you and me!" ― 龜

💯 strong agree

the late great, Monday, 31 July 2023 23:40 (eight months ago) link

three weeks pass...

These hippies are more dangerous than the GOP because they support a kind of inclusion that looks and talks like them

― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Friday, 25 August 2023 00:42 (seven months ago) link

and dont get me started on what those guys look and talk like, amirite

the late great, Friday, 25 August 2023 01:59 (seven months ago) link

like blending the worst aspects of gato barbieri and david crosby

the late great, Friday, 25 August 2023 02:02 (seven months ago) link

two months pass...

I think the posters are going to be fine

― Left, Tuesday, 31 October 2023 14:56

glumdalclitch, Tuesday, 31 October 2023 15:29 (five months ago) link

three months pass...

I was youtubing a chef who said "anybody who tells you they can caramelise onions in less than an hour is a LIAR and a COWARD!" and it is true. I once tried a short cut with sodium bicarb and a pressure cooker and the result was vile.

― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino),

Surfin' burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (sleeve), Saturday, 10 February 2024 01:01 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

Festival bills are like vision charts: the more acts you recognize, the younger you must be (and the better your eyes).

― Josh in Chicago

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Thursday, 4 April 2024 22:40 (two weeks ago) link

I dont think I ever confirmed the original TB question in this thread. I guess 16 years later is as good a time as any: Omar was correct.

i think it's a way to get away with looking at the girl and acknowledging her in front of your gf, but doing it in a manner that would suggest "man i would never go for her". like when you say, "man look at her hat, how lame" you're thinking "but damn, the rest of her!!~"

― omar little, Wednesday, March 5, 2008 3:48 PM (sixteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

Esteemed character actress (sunny successor), Thursday, 4 April 2024 22:57 (two weeks ago) link

what if i told you... she was annoying and yet, still, i wanted to fuck her

ian, Friday, 5 April 2024 18:56 (two weeks ago) link

-Henry Rollins

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 April 2024 19:01 (two weeks ago) link

Ian, go forth and report back.

Esteemed character actress (sunny successor), Friday, 5 April 2024 19:53 (two weeks ago) link


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