― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Saturday, 23 September 2006 02:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Saturday, 23 September 2006 02:09 (seventeen years ago) link
Amish sweep their floors every day. I try to keep to once every two days, though I think I'm at like 3-4 right now (was hoping I would get to it today but didnot).
― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 23 September 2006 02:10 (seventeen years ago) link
― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Saturday, 23 September 2006 02:11 (seventeen years ago) link
― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Saturday, 23 September 2006 02:17 (seventeen years ago) link
things are better now : D
― gear (gear), Saturday, 23 September 2006 02:27 (seventeen years ago) link
― sugarpants (sugarpants), Saturday, 23 September 2006 02:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― ^@^ (map), Saturday, 23 September 2006 03:31 (seventeen years ago) link
― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 04:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Saturday, 23 September 2006 04:46 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Saturday, 23 September 2006 05:01 (seventeen years ago) link
girls are dirty!
(xpost)
― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 05:35 (seventeen years ago) link
seriously though, she doesn't get to complain when her poor cat is walking around with crusty poops stuck to its butthair because she doesn't empty out the litter often enough!
― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 05:39 (seventeen years ago) link
― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 05:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Saturday, 23 September 2006 05:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 05:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― trees (treesessplode), Saturday, 23 September 2006 05:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― trees (treesessplode), Saturday, 23 September 2006 05:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Saturday, 23 September 2006 06:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Saturday, 23 September 2006 06:04 (seventeen years ago) link
I like yr attitude, Vahid! How are the LVCs btw? I was thinking about a pair, but the Japanese seem to be kicking everyone's ass on the denim front these days.
― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Saturday, 23 September 2006 06:17 (seventeen years ago) link
thing is they are shrink-to-fit, but i bought them fairly tight because all of my other raw jeans have stretched about two or three inches. i wonder if i should have bought them too big and done a cold soak to shrink them ... i don't know, i guess i just chickened out on the idea of buying these huge jeans and spending all that time crouched in the bathtub waiting for them to dry on my legs and shrink to the perfect fit.
problem is, if these DON'T stretch, i am going to be the owner of some tight-ass jeans.
what would be ideal is if they stretched a bit, but not too much. then i'll just wear them unwashed FOREVER.
― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 06:23 (seventeen years ago) link
― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 06:26 (seventeen years ago) link
― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 06:27 (seventeen years ago) link
Despite the cost, the way these are worn is in keeping with the dirtbag thing, I say. If they were some sort of designer predistressed denim, I would turn in my dirtbag card though!
― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Saturday, 23 September 2006 06:42 (seventeen years ago) link
― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Saturday, 23 September 2006 06:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― Python... No Bite :B (flezaffe), Saturday, 23 September 2006 06:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 06:59 (seventeen years ago) link
come to think of it, i do shampoo my beard once a week
― Python... No Bite :B (flezaffe), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:06 (seventeen years ago) link
― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:17 (seventeen years ago) link
b) just made out with TOTAL STRANGER, kicked him out when came to senses (well, quarter-way came to wft??! senses. i r resonpsonible.)
c) haven't washed hair in 3 days. looks good. wel fuck u. hair.
― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:21 (seventeen years ago) link
― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:28 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:28 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:37 (seventeen years ago) link
Anyway, I have the ultimate dirt bag squalor secret which is too horrible to be told for real, even if it isn't really my fault.
― Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:43 (seventeen years ago) link
― teh_kit (g-kit), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:52 (seventeen years ago) link
― dar1a g (daria g), Saturday, 23 September 2006 13:32 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dedicated to Jaggers Who Do Drive-Bys (noodle vague), Saturday, 23 September 2006 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link
― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Saturday, 23 September 2006 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dedicated to Jaggers Who Do Drive-Bys (noodle vague), Saturday, 23 September 2006 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link
― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Saturday, 23 September 2006 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link
Well, yesterday at 11:30 at night I had a similar problem. I had a stomach ache and I really didn't feel like getting dressed and fumbling around with my wallet, so I shat into another garbage bag.
Here's the twist.
The chute is completely blocked up. It's filled with trash, nothing can enter it, it's completely full. There's even a sign on it saying "DO NOT OPEN."
So, here I am with a bag of shit in my room. I put it in a suitcase in my closet. My room doesn't smell at all, but the closet is pretty stinky. This is awful and humiliating.
Hopefully the garbage chute will be cleared up tomorrow (I think tomorrow's a trash day)... Will my suitcase forever smell like poo? Or is the fact that it's in a garbage bag preventing that from happening?
I get all nervous when people come into my room. It's like the tell-tale heart.
we ain't got nothing on those guys
― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Saturday, 23 September 2006 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link
this man never cleaned his flat
"after the first three years it doesn't get any dirtier"
― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 23 September 2006 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 23 September 2006 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link
― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link
― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 14:56 (seventeen years ago) link
fuck em, you're giving them better than they deserve every other day
― Upright Mammal (mh), Friday, 7 August 2015 15:22 (eight years ago) link
I fell asleep on the couch last night AND forgot to brush my teeth this morning. Thank you, minty gum! *breathes garbage*
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 7 August 2015 16:20 (eight years ago) link
i need to shower this morning, i'm out of clean towels so i'm using .. a dishcloth
― mattresslessness, Saturday, 5 September 2015 16:36 (eight years ago) link
Been there, dried with that.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Saturday, 5 September 2015 16:41 (eight years ago) link
omg dying
― the late great, Sunday, 6 September 2015 07:27 (eight years ago) link
towellessness
― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Sunday, 6 September 2015 16:52 (eight years ago) link
I tore the crotch of my corduroys when I was at work a few weeks ago, so I went to the bathroom with a roll of duct tape, turned my pants inside out, and taped them back together. luckily my shift ended an hour later and I don't think anybody noticed.
on another occasion I forgot to wear my belt to work, so I looped a ziptie between two adjacent belt loops to keep my pants from falling down. I cut off and replaced the ziptie every time I went to the bathroom.
― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Sunday, 6 September 2015 16:58 (eight years ago) link
See now you're just maligning good old fashioned ingenuity.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Monday, 7 September 2015 10:34 (eight years ago) link
i am currently living in a van with two other people
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 8 September 2015 22:06 (eight years ago) link
cycled to work showered out of a can worked cycled home walked a few miles around the city slaved over a hot iron for an hour went to bed kinda forgot how nice it feels going to bed sticky
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 September 2015 23:19 (eight years ago) link
towellessness― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Sunday, September 6, 2015 12:52 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Sunday, September 6, 2015 12:52 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I dried myself off with sweaty-ass underwear the other day when I forgot my towel after jogging on my lunch break.
― how's life, Tuesday, 8 September 2015 23:42 (eight years ago) link
http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q686/tinyservants/Screen%20Shot%202015-09-08%20at%208.39.43%20PM_zps9pup5w7s.png
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 00:47 (eight years ago) link
i used to have a free gym t-shirt in my gym bag specifically for days when i forgot to bring a towel to the gym.
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 02:26 (eight years ago) link
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, September 8, 2015 7:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
beautiful post, rich w/o belaboring scenario
― crime breeze (schlump), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 05:26 (eight years ago) link
Remove a used paper towel from trash and re-use, because, you know, it's not that dirty, and the roll of paper towels is so far away, in the kitchen
― Dan I., Thursday, 30 April 2020 18:24 (three years ago) link
bare cardboard in the tp holder, new roll is always on top of the toilet
― ffolkes (map), Monday, 21 December 2020 21:38 (three years ago) link
i haven't used the tp holder in a decade because of cat
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 21 December 2020 21:55 (three years ago) link
not sure this counts but I just ate a piece of pie with my hand, like a pizza slice
― brimstead, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 23:12 (three years ago) link