Truck balls

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I tell people to rub the balls for courage when they go to court.

sleep, Thursday, 15 May 2008 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

while ilx was down i saw a truck with home-made truck balls.

2 tennis balls inside a nylon stocking.

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Friday, 12 September 2008 01:51 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

balls on your truck called truck balls

eman, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 04:35 (ten years ago) link

http://www.bullsballs.com/truck/nutz/images/tnflags.jpg

and what, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 04:42 (ten years ago) link

u can get nutz that light up when you hit the brakes!!!!

http://www.brakenutz.com/lightednuts.jpg

harbl, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 23:36 (ten years ago) link

^^ deeznuts!

I REQUEST U PLEASE GIVE ME A GUESS PAPERS (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 23 October 2008 03:50 (ten years ago) link

http://i33.tinypic.com/1zcl5ll.jpg

Kerm, Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:02 (ten years ago) link

next level

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:03 (ten years ago) link

four months pass...

IRL truck balls!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3605/3361055981_8d4096bf82.jpg?v=0

lxy, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 02:24 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

Bumpernuts are for static display only.

The end user is responsible for displaying them on moving objects.

Make sure to tighten your bolts on the hanger so your nuts don't fall off. we are not responsible for stolen balls.

You are responsible for how you hang your nuts, please make sure they are secure because at Bumpernuts safety is first!!

It is all fun and games until someone loses their nuts!!!

someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 11:58 (ten years ago) link

seven months pass...

first they came for truck balls:

http://www.heraldonline.com/120/story/1807082.html

Driver runs after being pulled over for 'obscene bumper sticker'

A driver who police say was in violation of the state's obscene bumper sticker statue ran after being pulled over Friday night.

Police pulled over a car on Lige Street in Rock Hill around 8 p.m. because the vehicle had fake male body parts hanging from the rear of the car, according to a Rock Hill police report. That violates a state obscene bumper sticker statue.

goole, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 06:19 (nine years ago) link

Officers lost sight of the suspect in the woods because of aggressive pit bulls, according to the report.

goole, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 06:20 (nine years ago) link

In the car, officers found an open bottle of gin and digital scales, the report said. The car smelled of marijuana.

whoops!!

southern dads get tuckered out, totally (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 07:08 (nine years ago) link

if i move back to the south i'm just gonna line my truck with dildos until my bumper looks like a dick porcupine

the unbearable lightness of sbing (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 07:29 (nine years ago) link

five months pass...

http://i50.tinypic.com/2ntgxao.jpg

156, Monday, 7 June 2010 20:40 (nine years ago) link

no

goole, Monday, 7 June 2010 20:43 (nine years ago) link

and yet...

goole, Monday, 7 June 2010 20:43 (nine years ago) link

http://i48.tinypic.com/15540gx.gif

i be like... ham (crüt), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 02:56 (nine years ago) link

"that's so stupid...everything doesn't need to have balls"

gf otm

fuck it, we're going to Olive Garden® (Z S), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 03:00 (nine years ago) link

and yet...

fuck it, we're going to Olive Garden® (Z S), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 03:01 (nine years ago) link

"that's so stupid...everything doesn't need to have balls"

explain how

╓abies, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 03:04 (nine years ago) link

I'd ask her but we changed topics a long time ago and it would be awkward to bring up again out of nowhere!

fuck it, we're going to Olive Garden® (Z S), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 03:20 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

Just to feed the current LOLARTSKOOL trend on ILX - a friend of mine made a HUGE installation of a cluster of truck nuts in a white cube gallery. It looked pretty rad TBH

.. help? (admrl), Thursday, 19 August 2010 01:49 (nine years ago) link

― 156, Monday, June 7, 2010 4:40 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark

Whoa, wait - it's the Chatsack!

kkvgz, Thursday, 19 August 2010 01:49 (nine years ago) link

cluster of truck nuts in a white cube gallery

really hope this was title of the exhibition

nonviolent j (unregistered), Thursday, 19 August 2010 02:00 (nine years ago) link

i really need to ask that .jpg one or two questions and they're not even about truckballs.

proud teabagger from rim country (arby's), Sunday, 22 August 2010 01:47 (nine years ago) link

eleven months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/4fzRf.jpg

 (am0n), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 16:58 (eight years ago) link

poe's law?

goole, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 17:02 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGRe8SloEDg#!

✧ (am0n), Saturday, 15 December 2012 19:36 (six years ago) link

Andrew Stowell 1 month ago
they are truck nuts. so you can say my truck has balls

✧ (am0n), Saturday, 15 December 2012 19:53 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlhoU8TusQc

✧ (am0n), Saturday, 15 December 2012 19:54 (six years ago) link

six months pass...

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brimstead, Saturday, 29 June 2013 18:40 (six years ago) link

Yes, people will steal your bulls balls. Theft is usually an impromptu situation, quite often a teen age neighbor.

brimstead, Saturday, 29 June 2013 18:41 (six years ago) link

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brimstead, Saturday, 29 June 2013 18:43 (six years ago) link

Good product quality nutz but do not bring a package, everyone knows you buy nutz. In rest all good

brimstead, Saturday, 29 June 2013 18:44 (six years ago) link

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brimstead, Saturday, 29 June 2013 18:46 (six years ago) link

I have them hanging on a hook behind my computer to remind me of my real passion, the open road.

brimstead, Saturday, 29 June 2013 18:49 (six years ago) link

We have Nut Sacks so you can discreetly encase and secrete your nutz!
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brimstead, Saturday, 29 June 2013 18:52 (six years ago) link

This unique method of hanging truck balls allows the balls to travel a full 180 degrees, front to back. Consequently the balls will never break off at the mounting hole when backing out of a steep driveway or dragging your balls over a high speed bump.

This method also allows side to side movement of the balls for the proper affect as you drive your balls around. Also when parking, the balls will always settle in the proper position after coming to a stop.

brimstead, Saturday, 29 June 2013 18:57 (six years ago) link

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brimstead, Saturday, 29 June 2013 19:01 (six years ago) link

“Chief Fuda is abusing his arrest powers.” He says the statute is very clear about what material is obscene and “it doesn’t have anything to do with artificial bull testicles.”

brimstead, Saturday, 29 June 2013 19:08 (six years ago) link

http://www.bullsballs.com/balls/guypiano2.jpg

brimstead, Saturday, 29 June 2013 19:10 (six years ago) link

Hi, we are one of your dealers and we donated a set of bulls balls to the high school football team for a fund raiser (silent auction) and they brought in 89 dollars!

brimstead, Saturday, 29 June 2013 19:19 (six years ago) link

Bulls Balls for sale on the net...
They swing from right to left...
Their owners have no common sense...
Bulls Balls, King of the Road!
Man, these things go everwhere...
Not like no other pair...
You'll never fit them in underwear...
Bulls Balls, King of the Road!
Lets put them in every town, in every state...
Some will love and some will hate...
You have got to have what it takes...
Bulls Balls, KING OF THE ROAD!!!
Written by one our strongest supporters, Gordon...

brimstead, Saturday, 29 June 2013 19:21 (six years ago) link

My husband wanted to say Thank You. He and his friends are enjoying the novelty of bulls balls.

liz

brimstead, Saturday, 29 June 2013 19:28 (six years ago) link

I have them hanging on a hook behind my computer to remind me of my real passion, the open road.

― brimstead, Saturday, June 29, 2013 11:49 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hahaha I know this dude, he's great.

JoeStork, Saturday, 29 June 2013 19:36 (six years ago) link

two years pass...
two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/2wRs8xN.jpg

, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 12:58 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

is calvin pissing on the intimidator in that 2011 post? damn

mookieproof, Saturday, 12 March 2016 01:44 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Parked outside my work today: http://i.imgur.com/9EVpjhf.jpg

JoeStork, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 18:09 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

as if pickup trucks weren't already a huge sign to the world I AM VERY MASCULINE LOOK HOW MANLIEK I AM

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 13:23 (two years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/wRPkTwd.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:35 (two years ago) link


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