Doctor Who assistants - Search/Destroy

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My favourite has to be Jo - Jon Pertwee's asst. I remember her wearing a stripy jumper in The Seadevils, my earliest Dr Who memory.

Jez, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sorry Alan I was just applying the appropriate GoogleGuard

Tom, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus bangbus

Alan Trewartha, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

oh you men and your testosterone-fuelled fites!

katie, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

At least we can slay mammoths!

Tom, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

one for the 'destroy' pile:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/doctorwho/doctors/comp_mel.shtml

koogydelbbog, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

didn't the Jo Grant actress do a saucy shoot for Playboy? do a websearch for Katy Manning and bob's your uncle, wheh wheh wheh.

DV, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

there's a noise that is reserved for such images. it is this: Yuraaaaagruh. it is the noise made by Sideshow bob when he stands on rakes in the ep of the simpsons based on cape fear. it is said through gritted teeth.

Alan Trewartha, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

(both Katy Manning nude draped over dalek, and anything to do with Mel)

Alan Trewartha, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

My word it's Deano. Hello Deano! Run away!

Tim, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have mixed feelings about The Brigadier - I liked him, but he always appeared in the episodes set on Earth...ie the really terrifying ones. Bloody hell - The Green Death scarred me for years!

Jez, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jeff, isn't that like, a 12 year-old girl?

N., Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

and taken about 30 years ago.

Alan Trewartha, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Leela wins btw

Tom, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, but I was abt. 4 y.o. when it was taken, N. B-sides, how do you know I wasn't answering the first question?

Jeff W, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Girls - and homosexualists - where do you stand on the Rowr! factor of the boy assistants?

do any of Adric, the Brigadier, Turlough, or Harry etc. reverse the polarity of your neutron flow?

DV, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Adric is usually cited, esp the bit where he is trapped in the master's weird maths/web thing in Castrovalva and he allegedly has a very visible erection. i'm not so convinced.

Alan Trewartha, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

susan!!

mark s, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nyssa!
I had this signed photo of her by my bed for years. Plus she was always in her undies!
http://www.rassi.com/graphics/nyssa02.jpg

Simeon, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

bangbus => bandbus => bardbus => tardbus => DO YOU SEE??

mark s, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I like the fact that at the bottom of the Sophie Aldred photo it says 'Finxy'.

She sure is one finxy lady.

Ally C, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

sophie aldred sophie aldred etc. Can't go wrong.

Matt, Saturday, 3 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAD A DOCTOR WHO THREAD WHILE I WAS IN UPSTATE NEW YORK.

Leela was far and away my favorite. She was foxy and completely lethal; "Robots Of Death" is so classic it hurts. Zoe was also foxy and smart. My favorite TARDIS crew of all time is Tegan, Nyssa and Turlough, though. They were only together for two shows, but the whole evil companion thing was SO GREBT.

Dan Perry, Sunday, 4 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Turlough was a great assistant but looked rather ungainly in a school uniform, what with him being about thirty or something at the time.

Lalla Ward. mmmmmmmmmmm.

misterjones, Monday, 5 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Funnily enough I was watching some Dr Who over the weekend and man is that Mel annoying. Its hardly surprising but she acts like shes in a pantomime all the fucking time.

And wasn't the thing about Ace that the storys became about her psychological enemies? So that the Curse of Fenric wasn't about blood drinking zombies and Nicholas Parson as a Parson but was actually about Ace's deep seated need for/hartred of her mother.

Anyway for the real issues - I'd wanna be trapped in a Tardis with Sarah Jane.

Winkelmann, Tuesday, 6 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

one month passes...
Oh yeah, Lalla Ward is not cute and has the acting chops of a plank of wood. I was so ANGRY that they got rid of the infinitely-better Mary Tamm for her.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 September 2002 20:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mary Tamm was up the duff when she left - did she leave of her own volition or was she pushed? It would be great if they'd written her pregnancy into the show, and had the Doctor express a smidgin of regret for the terrible, terrible fun they'd had before never seeing her again.

what ethnicity was Tegan meant to be? I mean, she sounded Australian, but Jovanka sounds kind of African.

DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 23 September 2002 20:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Tegan was supposed to be from Melbourne, if I remember correctly. She ROCKED. Best companions of all-time:

Jamie
Zoe
Sarah Jane Smith
Romana I
Leela
Tegan
Turlough
Benny
Roz
Fitz

(Yes, I cheated and put book companions in there.)

Victoria was cute; too bad she was so UNBEARABLY SHRILL AND TWEE. I've never seen her on-screen portrayal, but I still wanted the monsters to pull her head off.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 September 2002 21:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

You haven't seen Victoria on-screen? So haven't seen Tomb of the Cybermen? You must, you must!

(Admittedly there are those who could make intelligent arguments that there are more useful things to do with your time than watch black & white episodes of a long dead sci-fi series, especially episodes which, even by the standards of the show, have particularly cheesy special effects. Well, they can suck my stiff, slimy Ice Warrior.)

Oh yeah, Ian Chesterton rules - heterosexuality in the Tardis, never to be repeated.

B:Rad (Brad), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 02:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

i've always had a soft spot for the harry sullivan/ sarah jane smith years myself. lis sladen was impossibly nice when i met her as an awe struck young fan, but weirdly got on with my mum like a house on fire. most charming who actor i met when i was on full on obsessive mode though was anthony ainley - say what you will about the second master, i've rarely met a nicer bloke. he rather seemed to cling on to me as a last attempt at normality before the really scarey who fans with their knitted daleks came a calling and said to me "oh dear, i do so hope you don't end up taking it all quite so seriously as some of these poor people" which i thought rather sweet. jon pertwee on the other hand seemed incredibly bored until you mentioned anything non who based - in my case "the navy lark" - when suddenly the whole thing just ended up being a lot less of a chore for him

none of this of which has any relevance any more to the question so i shall now shut up...

commonswings, Tuesday, 24 September 2002 07:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jo Grant rules of course. Katy Manning = uber hornX0R.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 08:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

dr c likes screamers

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 08:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

How much crack does Dan Perry get through? Mary Tamm has been plankish in everything I've ever seen her in. she was a very good corpse in the recent Jonathan Creek xmas special.

Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 08:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Romana I was aloof and superior. Romana II was piney and inappropriate (see the bizarre histrionics at the beginning of "The Liesure Hive" for a great example; she's bopping along the beach like striped tree stump until K-9 gets near the water, at which point she becomes a shrieking fishwife tearing out clumps of hair over the death of her only son, only to go right back to wooden regret in the next scene).

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 12:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

whereas Romana I's emotional repoertoire ran the spectrum from "aloof" to "superior" and back again. With "corpse" she was just showing off ;-)

Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 12:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Alan, she's really great in "The Pirate Planet" and "The Ribos Operation". I haven't seen it in years, but I remember her being great in "The Androids Of Tara", too.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 12:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

oh have your Romana I. I don't think it helps that her character was somewhat incidental to many of the key to time stories (esp Pirate Planet), which compounded with the ice-queeniness makes me remember her as insipid. Androids of Tara was as good as it got. she didn't get much of a run to establish herself i suppose.

Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 12:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

If you want insipid, I give you the initial Jo Grant stories. Good God, I wanted to shake her when she first came on the show. Who knew that she was capable of being as fantastic as she was in "The Green Death" based on "Terror Of The Autons"?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 12:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've had this sudden thought of a Sontaran or Cyberman stumbling onto this thread and thinking "Doctor' Who's assistants... Search & Destroy! Resistance is Useless!"

DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 14:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

mmmm, probic vents

Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 14:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

You hardly need to play up the implicit rudeness of the Sontarans.

tigerclawskank, Tuesday, 24 September 2002 14:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

"implicit"?????

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 14:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

rudest dr who monsters! Alpha Centauri. that plant in Nightmare of Eden (oh my arms, oh my legs, oh my everything).

and why is the tracer buzzing in my hand? (nb, this is not a ref to tracer hand)

Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 14:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Search:

Thought Ian and Barbara in the very early Hartnell shows were terrific and made for each other. Does anyone remember the rather touching "montage" at the end of "The Chase" when they got back to 1960's London - running around Trafalgar Square, knocking on a police box door and laughing? Wouldn't you have wanted them to be your mum and dad?

Liz Shaw - the blue stocking scientist with a nice line in mini-skirts and Brian Jones fedoras.

Sarah-Jane - Lis Sladen was great. One of those "centred/focused" actors who no matter how shit the script was, breathed life into her character and carried herself with dignity.

Leela - probably my favourite. "You will do as the Doctor instructs, or I will cut out your heart!"

Romana I - Mary Tamm was equally good, v. aloof, superior, just standing there looking fabulous and making pithy remarks. Like Glynis Barber/Soolin off Blake's 7 for much the same reason. Lalla Ward had her moments but I'll never forgive her for blubbing at the pepperpots during "Destiny Of The Daleks", something Tamm would never have stooped to.

Tegan/Nyssa - a double act really. Pete Davison was "my" Doctor, the guy who tuned me into Who back in the 80's and I wanted to grow up and be a Mormon so I could thoroughly debauch the pair of them.

Mel - don't start. Bonnie Langford acts like a demented Principal Boy throughout, but she gave an utterly crap character on the page her spirited best shot.

Destroy:

Zoe - catch her shrieking in "The Mind Robber".
Adric
Ace - utterly dismal and embarrassing attempt to keep up with the times. Aldred's a fine actress (great in emotional scenes) but the character - her terrible street yoof speak, her proficiency with hand-made explosives. Forget it.

Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Saturday, 5 October 2002 18:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

yow! now I got a reason to re-view sides nostalgia
classic = growing up and finding out the actresses formerly old-as-yer-mum were/are ROWRRR!

Paul (scifisoul), Saturday, 5 October 2002 19:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

seven months pass...
Good old bag of soil.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 13:09 (twenty years ago) link

When this thread was originated I did not know how much of a minger Ace was.

BLOODY HELL.

Thankfully Tom has now explained to me how there are two Romanas. My favourite is obviously Romana TWO because of the RED SHOES OV DEATH. And the boater!

Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 13:14 (twenty years ago) link

first Romana was always being rude to the Doctor, therefore she is the best.

actually given that the Romanas were the only Timelord assistants, it is presumably actually possible that either or both of them were getting it on with the Doctor.

DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 15:33 (twenty years ago) link

six months pass...
tonight, as part of children in need, there appears to be a doctor who edition of 'the weakest link' featuring old doctors, assistants and talking tin cans.

andy

koogs (koogs), Friday, 21 November 2003 07:51 (twenty years ago) link

Ooh goth-space trilogy on UK Gold tonight! And an entire WEEKEND of compost coming up on UK Gold. Hee.

Bag Of Soil (starry), Friday, 21 November 2003 16:22 (twenty years ago) link

Earthshock, the story where Adric dies, is on UK Gold on Saturday morning.

Salvador Dalek, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 15:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Never liked that one too much; but indeed, as it was shown the year I was born, I missed out on the whole surprise quality of it.

Those Davison years saw a complete failure to grasp how the show works, c.f. companions. You can have more than one companion, but you have to do it very well for it to work; Jamie and Zoe, the original Series 1 team etc.

Frankly, Tegan, Nyssa and Adric were very thin characters, impoverished by some very misguided writing. Strange how I can actually stand Nicola Bryant's Peri and not these; maybe the sole companion format just sits more naturally and easy, even with a companion who was written similarly. She managed a bit more rapport with Davison and Baker at times than those 3 ever did (well at times I admit Tegan and Nyssa worked well, but only very fleetingly).

Anyway, one awaits with great interest to see how Ms. Piper fares within the pantheon of companions; my feeling is that she could surprise many and be one of the very best - and it seems likely her relation to the nature of the series itself will be larger than any companions since Ian and Barbara, right back at the start. But then such is my confidence in the production; a fantastic team of writers, so much time and thought going in, etc.

Tom May (Tom May), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 16:54 (nineteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
What kind of Assistant do you think Billie Piper will/should be?
Feisty? Neurotic? A screamer in the best traditions of Dr Who?

I think I read somewhere she would be quite feisty. I just wonder if Dr Who will get terrible ratings because some prat will put it on a weekday between 7-8pm up against ITV soap operas and noone will watch it and the BBC will just let it die due to poor ratings(like happened before)
It has to be on around 6pm at the weekend IMO.

Rotten, Friday, 27 August 2004 12:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Argh a pox on all "fiesty" companions! (except Tegan; u no i luv u boo)

I'd love it if she was completely drugged out and criminal but that's not going to happen.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 August 2004 13:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Jo Grant = still absolutely horn city. My goodness!

Billie Piper is obv an arse-ette. I mean - Chris Evans! How can anyone bear to be in the same room as that tool, never mind live with him.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 27 August 2004 13:32 (nineteen years ago) link

I get a feeling it's going to be a feisty companion.

Rotten, Friday, 27 August 2004 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link

four months pass...
She'll be Buffy.

Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 9 January 2005 03:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Here are my reasons why POLLY is grebt.

1/ She is the hottest with her PANDA EYES.

2/ She is a secretary who goes into the Tardis by accident. Does the experience turn her into a fighting space trooper - NO! In almost every story she ends up literally making coffee, particularly in bases under siege.

3/ Except when she realises that the way to kill cybermen is by using her nail varnish on them!

4/ She is an even better screamer than Troughton's other assistants.

5/ She is the only companion who never gets an official surname, according to something I read somewhere.

6/ There is a great will-they won't-they thing going on with co-companion Ben. Except will-they won't-they hadn't been invented as a mechanism of characterisation so you have to squint to see it. But there is a definite dynamic and quite an interesting one - bit of rough Ben is clearly interested in posh girl Polly, and only really ever gets motivated when she gets kidnapped or captured (which is often), the rest of the time he's all "can't we go back to the Tardis?". Polly on the other hand never really pays much attention to poor old Ben, she seems more interested in Jamie though mostly to mother him and enjoy his quaint anachronistic ways.

Tom (Groke), Sunday, 9 January 2005 11:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm pretty certain that Katarina, Vicki, Romana, Leela, and Adric never had surnames (I'm not entirely sure "of Traken" counts, either).

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 9 January 2005 13:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Romana's real name was Romanalakiujhfaskifhdasjhdfbalyefbakjasjga. The lakidsufdaslkiaskjydflasiudfsahfdga bit probably counts as a surname.

Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 10 January 2005 00:13 (nineteen years ago) link

(Romanadvoratrelundar)

(I am a sad, sad man)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 January 2005 03:35 (nineteen years ago) link

seventeen years pass...

Has Eccleston always been a cock?

He's one now, for sure.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/06/09/middle-aged-white-men-pariah-industry-says-christopher-eccleston/

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Friday, 17 June 2022 09:11 (one year ago) link

Times ran the same story a few days ago, & were getting shit for a near-identical headline. It seems like Ecclestone's actually saying "and that's how it should be" but I haven't checked the actual interview.

It is really interesting how paywalls and twitter allow newspapers to lie. It becomes necessarily difficult to verify what was actually said so people respond to the headline, the headline has ideological effects... (what Eccleston actually said in the next tweet of Jolyon’s) https://t.co/T0zD2KLwkP

— Tom Gann (@Tom_Gann) June 10, 2022

woof, Friday, 17 June 2022 09:27 (one year ago) link

i wrote a thing

https://www.alanauch.org/wtob/2022/06/19/no-more-allegories/

Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 19 June 2022 15:42 (one year ago) link

Reading that notes and the unexpected shade is painful:

When it comes to Doctor Who, I’m always hopeful. I’m hopeful that this won’t be a “Picard”-style second act.

Antifa Lockhart (Leee), Sunday, 19 June 2022 20:05 (one year ago) link

jesus, this thread

assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 19 June 2022 21:40 (one year ago) link

Sorry about the shade! I try to be kind and compassionate, and I certainly don't judge anybody who really likes the show. That sort of nostalgia is simply not my cup of tea these days.

Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 20 June 2022 15:01 (one year ago) link

No offense taken, I actually consider that show to be generally terrible! I've watched a trans youtuber talk about LGBT representation in Trek and how she had found and valued analogues to the trans experience in the '90s, but how much more affirming it was to see actual trans characters and actors on the show (as unwatchable as I find Discovery, I will applaud its inclusiveness, just as I do with Chibnall's tenure), so I'm excited for RTD II, and I really like your reading on "Turn Left"!

Antifa Lockhart (Leee), Monday, 20 June 2022 17:20 (one year ago) link


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