solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX

it was called ching chong animals and its lost to the sands of the internets

-- sleep, Saturday, 2 August 2008 23:16 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

sounds like you need a book dude--or to talk to an actual banker, not an ilxor

-- Mr. Que, Saturday, August 2, 2008 6:38 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

fwiw i see any disagreement with my own opinions as trolling

-- latebloomer, Sunday, August 3, 2008 10:01 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

because if so i mean this in the best way possible: you are an interesting person

-- deeznuts, Monday, August 4, 2008 12:53 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSHziqJWYcM

well that helped me procrastinate on wikipedia for 5 mins. thanks thread

-- s1ocki, Monday, August 4, 2008 12:23 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Funny if you've ever played Mario Party.

-- Mordy, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 23:58 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

there are a lot of gays

-- gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 3 July 2003 Bookmark Link

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and hippies

-- Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 3 July 2003 Bookmark Link

(ok thats two posts)

As a fan of New Radicals, you have me excited...to iTunes I go!

-- Tape Store, Tuesday, June 26, 2007 12:19 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

Man am I glad I'm reading this instead of sleeping

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, August 19, 2008 12:07 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

^^^lol me too

HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT MAKING THINGS I LIKE SOUND TERRIBLE

-- bernard snowy, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 03:09 (9 hours ago) Link

paranoid freakshow >> obtuse, lethal brat

― will, Saturday, September 13, 2008 1:08 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

?

where's the fucking nsfw this sucks

this thread is stupid

go ahead and quote that!

it's your loss, Morbs

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, September 17, 2008 9:38 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark

http://zoomcritic.com/images/weird_fish/5.jpg

s1ocki what wrong

XD :D 8^D imo

― you have been yellow carded by an actual referee (J0rdan S.), Saturday, September 27, 2008 6:19 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

<3 <3 <3

btw if this is rick astley i'm gonna be pissed but i probably also have it coming

― omar little, Thursday, June 19, 2008 9:44 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

itt a butt

(_(__|

― cankles, Thursday, May 10, 2007 3:24 AM

I hope thatt butt is why this thread is nsfw

there was this old, kinda hard-to-decipher graffiti in the dorm elevator, and i got all excited because i thought it said 'stop rockism.' Turns out it said 'stop racism.'

― Tape Store, Sunday, September 28, 2008 6:39 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

loooooooool

hahaha

good grief.

Whoa. I'm going to save this for repasting in other contexts.

― (libcrypt) (libcrypt) (libcrypt), Thursday, October 9, 2008 1:37 PM (27 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Wonder why I'm so emotionally repressed? Ah well, back to listening to the entire back catalogue of the Wedding Present.

― Alan T, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i have absolutely nothing worthwhile to contribute to this thread :(

― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:37 (6 minutes ago) [IP: 66.61.114.124] Bookmark

That sort of humble honesty is most certainly NOT in the spirit of ILX

haha

There was a whole thread for that? Why?

― Mozarella sticks. Think about it. (kenan), Sunday, November 2, 2008 6:59 PM

I have loads of thoughts on the era but no overarching impression. [...]
― [nabisco], Tuesday, July 31, 2001 8:00 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark

Between cocksucking and 40-year-olds in Winnie the "Poo" (sic)pajamas you pseudo-intellectuals seem to have all the bases covered.

― FesterBesterTester (Urnst Kouch), Sunday, 9 July 2006 09:24 (2 years ago)

http://images.salon.com/comics/boll/2008/11/06/boll/story.jpg

"Hilarious Only to Six-Year-Olds" strip is actually hilarious for all ages!

bob costas vs mannix is the story of every thread under five posts in length

somebody needs to repeatedly cp "our funny depression" in the shitbin thread

RIP my own harshest critic, martyr of nu-code

nb I smoke a lot of weed

― With a little bit of gold and a Peja (bernard snowy), Friday, November 14, 2008 1:23 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

that's just ILM

are you tom the dancing bug?

Gabbneb, your posts are not relevant here.

― ian, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 17:08 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yes, but i learned from the master:

ian, your posts are not relevant here

― gabbneb, Tuesday, November 25, 2008 5:58 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark

i hope you feel better now, ian

http://www.achgohairithe.com/content/2008/03/smug2.JPG

No doubt everyone here is skipping school or college because they are seen by their peers as outcasts and misfits

jokes on him! we're mostly in our thirties, forties and beyond!

😟

the bbc's "neither washington nor moscow" era delivered a fvckton of grebt kids' TV: viz _the singing ringing tree_ (east germany) and _belle and sebastien_ (the pyrenees, not that belle and sebastian ffs) -- also we learned early to nagivate dubs and subs so it was educational also and in conclusion this is why jeanne dielman *shot rings out*

Lol

i studied the blade

You've got to fight for what is right

adding: not quite sure why i'm here analysing jokes that aren't working told by someone i think is a vast toxic idiot never not acting in bad faith

― mark s, Monday, December 5, 2022 3:46 PM (yesterday)

the blade i tell you!

I love rereading my old posts because there was usually some insanely funny shit surrounding them.

― HI DERE, Monday, 1 October 2007 18:54 (fifteen years ago) link

call and response

you guys really enjoy getting mad over nonsense
― J0rdan S.

i'm not really screaming into the void i just don't want to work
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown)

iiiiii don't want to work
i just want to scream into voids all day

forgot to vote in this but i'm with the majority

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, January 25, 2023 12:05 PM (forty-two minutes ago)

it came out and I thought "this is great!" and then never really wanted to to revisit it.

― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm)

That weird phenomenon of message boards, particularly one where people are constantly saying there are only 4 people left, where there are television threads where it feels like *everyone* is watching all the telly all the time saying shit like 'it gets good in season 12!' and I have no sense of how there is so much time available in the world for people to fill. Then you step into the next room where no one is watching anything at all and I feel like my brain is going to pop.

― Shard-borne Beatles with their drowsy hums (Chinaski), Thursday, March 9, 2023

BTW the Bureau of Labor Statistics says five grand in 1980 (date of Holiday in Cambodia) is worth nearly $20,000 today.

― Every post of mine is an expression of eternity (Boring, Maryland)

at least there weren't any songs I skipped though.

― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, May 20, 2023 3:15 PM

Was this the thread where we mentioned Donald Fagen and Lou Reed or was it a previous one?

― Holly Godarkbloom (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 16 June 2023 13:08 (eight minutes ago) link

Or referencing or whatever, again, I haven’t listened to the song

― The SoyBoy West Coast (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 24 March 2024 17:23 (four hours ago) link