KEANU REEVES: HE'S PRETTY MUCH Y TOO BUT IN A DIFFERENT WAY THAN RUDD OR CUSACK

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missing Chain Reaction w/ Rachel Weisz

bogus j

I am voting on my wife's behalf. She sez "My Own Private Idaho".

no THE GIFT = you have failed as a poll maker you fuck.

Bill & Ted - no question about this one.

Mer-cew-shee-ooh...

bill & ted's bogus journey is a better "remake" of the seventh seal than private idaho is of chimes at midnight.

his best character after Scott Favor is Siddhartha.

I actually meant to do a Keanu poll last week. Point Break anyway because Bill & Ted is more about Alex Winter for me.

My Own Private Idaho, naturally. Could he have played Mike Waters too?

no river's edge love? eh i'm kinda leaning point break tho

morbs - little buddha stupidest movie evar

He was also pretty good in that Cate Blanchett movie in which he plays sullen white trash.

yes! i was surprised, i don't think i've seen him act better than in The Gift

The Gift is terrible though - it has the most predictable twists imaginable.

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Write in vote for Sweet November.

Keanu Reeves stories are the new Chuck Norris jokes (only true)

wkiwk

saw K outside my office twice this spring

RIP Keanu
You were a generous and kind-hearted hunk.

weirdly the most heart-warming of all those stories is that he still hangs with Alex Winter. be excellent to each other!

Winter told a great anecdote in an interview about catching up with Keanu in New York City when it just happened to be Halloween, so they dressed up in Bill & Ted drag and wandered around the streets

that is awesome

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waht

Hey he was hungry.

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"Who Wants to Live Forever?"

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hahah

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hahaha

"I like the stars. It's the illusion of permanence, I think. I mean, they're always flaring up and caving in and going out. But from here, I can pretend… I can pretend that things last. I can pretend that lives last longer than moments. Gods come, and gods go. Mortals flicker and flash and fade. Worlds don't last; and stars and galaxies are transient, fleeting things that twinkle like fireflies and vanish into cold and dust. But I can pretend. " - Keanu Reeves

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woah

He made news by refusing to take part in Speed 2: Cruise Control and choosing to play the title role in a 1995 Manitoba Theatre Centre production of Hamlet in Winnipeg, Manitoba.[7] Roger Lewis, the Sunday Times critic, wrote, "He quite embodied the innocence, the splendid fury, the animal grace of the leaps and bounds, the emotional violence, that form the Prince of Denmark...He is one of the top three Hamlets I have seen, for a simple reason: he * is* Hamlet."

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Maybe I just want to fly
I want to live I don't want to die
Maybe I just want to breath
Maybe I just don't believe
Maybe you're the same as me
We see things they'll never see
You and I are gonna live forever

btw, I'm pretty sure those photos were taken across the street from my place of bidness. That's exactly how he's lookin these days.

Don't blame him.

Best friend died
Sister dying of cancer
Daughter was stillborn
Mother of his stillborn daughter later killed in car accident

D: jees louise

"So I smoked a blunt with Keanu Reeves and then we went to the park" -- early 20s bro tells his story on the internet and posts some pics, this being just one amongst others of this nature and quality.

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Good to see that Keanu is finally enjoying himself this summer after the sad Keanu sitting on a bench photos, and hopefully we'll get more updates about his emotional health as the summer heads into the home stretch.

<3 Keanu

Is there any verification of him hanging with Alex Winter 'cause that would totally make my day.

"Story:
My buddy from high school sells and he was bringing some shit over to my place. Keanu is his cousin and he came with him. Not very exciting at all other than the fact that it's Keanu."

The pictures are great examples of this. Just a dude, his girlfriend, his dog and Keanu, just chilling at a park. Awesome story imo.

The Return of the King

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lmao look at these fukkin ruminants

http://www.fulhamfc.com/MatchAndTeam/PlayerProfiles/ProfileDetails/KeanuMarsh-Brown.aspx

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1335975/

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doesn't look a day over 53.

Man of Tai Chi rules

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWJxkxnjAd0

it's a meta-joke about the global secret society of assassins with their own network of hotels & communications & ludicrously impractical currency existing right alongside a completely oblivious populace, as if everything about what they do wouldn't be completely obvious IRL

My theory is that John Wick exists in a universe where the Enlightenment and Reformation mostly never happened and all of the assassin stuff is known by the world at large but it's treated as an extension of pre-modern privateer rules and Catholic secret society shit.

My favorite ridiculous thing about the Wick films is not that there is a secret society of assassins but that seemingly every single person in the world belongs to this society, which sort of negates the need for secrecy. I love it, so dumb.

he falls in love with Diane Keaton but the stupid plot mechanism requires her to dump this guy 25 years her junior

i guess keanu played the something that had to give

tbf Keanu’s presumptive girlfriend has the silver hair color that a bunch of women in their 20s have, and probably colored it that shade. she’s just bold enough to do it over age 40

lol Brad, you get an honorary “heyooooo” for that

i must be spending way too much time on Keanu sites cause I knew about his girlfriend like months ago? When they went together to the YSL show. I figured they were just being private. Anyway happy for both of them, she seems cool and looks amazing, wtf is wrong with people.

John Wick would easily top this poll now I think, and I appreciate his Constantine more now than I did then. certainly the best thing Akiva Goldsman has ever been involved in lol.

you diseased action junkies

Junkies are non-discerning, this thread overflows with discernment!

guess Morbs really does want more The Lake Houses and Henry's Crimes and Generation Um...s and Exposeds and Destination Weddingses

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mmm i dont think squinting + hair + beard = keanu but if ppl go for it then good for him lol

idk he looks pretty close to me

something's a bit off about the accent

another addition to the canon

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— Christina Tucker (@xtinatucker) November 22, 2021

ahhh <3
sandy & keanu stories are my favorite subgenre

idk he looks pretty close to me

Adam Driver is the Nu-Keanu.

i love Adam Driver but no

listen to me:
there is no nu-Keanu, it’s not ~possible~