Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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"Lindsay Lohan has been eighteen for just under a week when she tells me her breasts are real. I did not ask (gentlemen never do), though my reporting (discreet visual fact-checking, a goodbye hug) seems to confirm her statement."

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:54 (nineteen years ago) link

does lindsay work for www.teenstogetbrokeninto.com or something?

i have no idea who she is.

― thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:55 (nineteen years ago) link

That "reporting" comment is too fucking coy for words.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Who wrote the story, and can we abuse them?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:58 (nineteen years ago) link

click on the link.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (nineteen years ago) link

"wrote"

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (nineteen years ago) link

click on the link

Frightening thought.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Rosemary I've got lots of Nyquil! I'll ship it overnight.

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (nineteen years ago) link

don't blame me, Ned.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, so YOU wrote it!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:00 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.kimkimdir.gen.tr/foto/2905.jpg

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:01 (nineteen years ago) link

I could think of a better pseudonym than MARK BINELLI.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:01 (nineteen years ago) link

haha, i thought the quote from the intro in this thread was a piss-take.

― thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:05 (nineteen years ago) link

It sounds like Ms. Lohan has a wonderful homelife!

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
Forget those rumors about her breasts. Lindsay Lohan has risen to the top of the teen-star crop by keeping it real

― Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Does that mean she only has one breast, but it's real?

― Huck, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:28 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004124.html
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004161.html

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I wish Lindsay would quit it with the spray tan.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:37 (nineteen years ago) link

What exactly is she known for in the first place?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:37 (nineteen years ago) link

She'd be such a moon goddess if she were pale and freckly instead of orange and freckly. Oh and the frosty pink lips gotta go, too. And the eyeliner.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Ned: title of the thread, minus "legal."

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link

How quaint.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:39 (nineteen years ago) link

She looks like a cat that's just sat on a buttplug. Doesn't do anything for me.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Ned how old do you sound with these comments? (Alternate: Ned how long were you in Venezuela?)

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:39 (nineteen years ago) link

It does something for the cat, Adam.

Ned how old do you sound with these comments?

I always talk like this! The only think I know about Ms. Lohan was some poster for a movie earlier this year, which failed to convince me as to why she was already known.

I was there for a week and a half.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:40 (nineteen years ago) link

She looks like the photographer has just said to her, in an Austin Powers voice, "oooooh Lindsay, you're ever so NAUGHTY!".

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:41 (nineteen years ago) link

think = thing, etc.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Mandee OTM about the pale-&-freckly. For sure.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link

MEN CAN'T SEE MAKEUP.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link

She was very funny in Freaky Friday and Mean Girls, FWIW.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:43 (nineteen years ago) link

They just think that all women's lips are like that.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:43 (nineteen years ago) link

I must admit, I thought she was a cute kid when I caught The Parent Trap on the ABC/Disney Family Movie or whatever a few years ago. But she was 12 then.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link

So she's some sort of Disney-clone-farm troll, I assume.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link

too old now? xp

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Kirsetn Dunst in Interview With The Vampire to thread.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link

the tan, the makeup, the clothes - no, no, no. it makes me want to kill myself! do you know what i could do if i had that kind of $ at my disposal? i'd be unstoppable! and i'd know enough to pay for a decent plastic surgeon! jesus wept!

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I wish they'd cut the double entendres and enuendo and just make the headline "HEY SICK OLD MAN, YOU WANT TO FUCK HER DON'T? DONT YOU?"

― David Allen (David Allen), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:47 (nineteen years ago) link

I was a child actor, and nobody celebrated my own passing over the jailbait threshold. What gives?

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, i was the innkeeper in a nativity play.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Did you wear a blanket around your head like Linus?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I like how Rolling Stone now has covers that Maxim and FHM would deem too obvious.

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:48 (nineteen years ago) link

"Sorry. no room, Mary and joseph"

Cue rapturous applause.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:48 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/2004/05/lindsay-lohans-breast-implants-lindsay.html

― haha what am i doing with my life (gcannon), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Does this lust for untouchable teenage Hollywood jailbait - the kind that causes me to claw at my eyes during sleep, write "creative" letters to the police and local newspapers, use Photoshop for purposes surely at odds with those for which it was conceived, and spend hours in front of the mirror repeating various mantras to myself - dissipate with age, I wonder? Or are we subject to a lifetime of this torture?

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:54 (nineteen years ago) link

ILE rips on celebrities too much. This is my counterpost. I like Lohan quite a bit. She's decent on the acting front, can be awfully funny, and just generally has a likeability that a lot of competing teen-girl-stars don't, quite so much. She's got a style that's generally hers, or anyway doesn't seem all styled-and-crafted to blankness. Plus she's awfully cute, in a laid-back and smart-seeming kind of way. She's now surprisingly curvy, and not just in a breasty way, which is possibly somehow refreshing for a teen-girl-star. Equally refreshing is that she's not incredibly chipper and eager-to-please like most people in her position wind up being. You start imagining that if you spent time with her she'd pick on you and make lots of sly dirty jokes, as opposed to like Hilary Duff, who would be all chipper and talky and energetic. You can imagine Lohan hanging out and getting stoned and eating cookies, in a fun, healthy way, which is hard to imagine with say Duff, and hard to imagine with say the Olsen Twins except as some sort of sordid spiraling-away "It's Drugs!" thing. Plus I will totally admit it: in Mean Girls, during the Christmas dance bit, Lohan and her large thighs look super-nice. I don't mean that in a dirty or obsessed way, just that she looked nice and I was happy for her.

So there.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Also it's important to note that I like her hair and her freckles, which I agree should not always be oranged-out.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm not dissing her, Nabisco! I do really, really hate the spray tan, though.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:58 (nineteen years ago) link

yay nabisco!

she is like a safe Carmen Electra. Now I realize that making Carmen Electra safe takes away most of the fun, but, you know. I'm not complaining.

― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:59 (nineteen years ago) link

i think hillary duff is brilliant. still haven't seen mean girls, so i'll withhold my opinion on which of them should have 'won' (there was/is beef btw HD & LL, right?) my point was, RS LIES.

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:59 (nineteen years ago) link

I think this isn't so much anti-Lindsay as it is anti-"Rolling Stone again summing up a young female celeb by the fact that they can now be legally fucked"

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:00 (nineteen years ago) link

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I think there’s a darker thing at work. I think people enjoy watching someone struggle—especially a rich, beautiful etc. person—a “serves them right” attitude. In the end that tabloid stuff is consumed as entertainment.

― Trϵϵship, Friday, 11 January 2019 21:08 (five years ago) link

But also some people are famous, young AND awful

― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Saturday, 12 January 2019 08:34 (five years ago) link

six months pass...

What’s going on between Lindsay Lohan and the crown prince of Saudi Arabia? https://t.co/QtuByRhOqW pic.twitter.com/F4d9TGqDFi
— Page Six (@PageSix) August 5, 2019

― ... (Eazy), Monday, 5 August 2019 18:11 (four years ago) link

^^ Deep cover

― ... (Eazy), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 04:16 (four years ago) link

A Lohan pal also pointed out that before the gruesome killing of Washington Post journalist Khashoggi in the Saudi embassy in Istanbul, Turkey, last October, MbS — who took office in 2017 — had been touted as a modernizing force in Saudi Arabia who would push for women’s rights, among other things.

this lohan pal makes some interesting points

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 6 August 2019 04:32 (four years ago) link

Her biopic is gonna be bananas.

― frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 04:50 (four years ago) link

A Lohan pal also pointed out that before the gruesome killing of Washington Post journalist Khashoggi in the Saudi embassy in Istanbul, Turkey, last October, MbS — who took office in 2017 — had been touted as a modernizing force in Saudi Arabia who would push for women’s rights, among other things.

reminds me of that old "....but you fuck one sheep" joke

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 12:28 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

https://pagesix.com/2019/09/20/lindsay-lohan-reveals-shes-single/

― j., Saturday, 21 September 2019 23:18 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

Now that I’m thinking about it, what are your guys’ must read “oh my god people wrote this?!” instructively cruel celeb profiles of the 2000s? I’d love to compile a list of TEACHABLE MOMENTS. To start: Lindsay Lohan as Rolling Stone IT GIRL 2004 https://t.co/Ftfs9eh9fC
— Jordan Crucchiola (@JorCru) February 7, 2021

― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 00:34 (three years ago) link

she's not wrong

― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 02:49 (three years ago) link

Thread now complete

― Mark G, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 08:41 (three years ago) link

yikes that article is fucking vile

― Warmed Regards, (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 17:08 (three years ago) link

yeah the opening paragraphs are truly disgusting

― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 17:22 (three years ago) link

If you really want to take a deep dive into gross Y2K teachable moments, I recommend this NYT Spears doc on Hulu:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXG28S8cAJU

― Darin, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 18:07 (three years ago) link

shouts to jaymc for highlighting that opening when the thread first happened

― shivers me timber (sic), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 18:29 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

“It was a horrible time for young women in popular culture,” Binelli said. Though he’s sure his Lohan story received zero pushback from his editors or his readers and “seemed funny and edgy to me at the time,” he no longer finds it so. “Reading the story today makes me cringe and I deeply regret writing it and any other ways in which I participated in the rampant misogyny of the media landscape at the time.”
“However much I’d told myself I was making some kind of meta-commentary on the sexist culture of the day,” he said. “I was very clearly also perpetuating it.”

― grab bag cum trash bag (sic), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 05:19 (three years ago) link

There is shit I wrote back then which... well, not nearly as bad as that Lohan article but it was such a fucking GIVEN that if you were writing journalism and a woman appeared you were supposed to signal to the reader how hot they were supposed to find her, it's really messed up

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 06:18 (three years ago) link

Baby Sinclair: All Grown up and Feeling Nasty https://t.co/4lEPqrZzqq pic.twitter.com/Nu84cLgkt4
— The Hard Times (@REALpunknews) March 4, 2021

― lukas, Friday, 5 March 2021 15:44 (three years ago) link

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