On The Homeless

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Huck: for me... in terms of just making me feel sad. Although SOMETIMES i take off the scary clown mask when I give them change, so I hope it's less disquieting for them.

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:30 (twenty years ago) link

I wonder if there are any statistics on "homeless" people who actually have homes.

dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:32 (twenty years ago) link

My most memorable encounter was when I was walking to class and a homeless man asked me for money. I was (and am) always perpetually broke and literally only had about 80 cents on me so I had to turn him down. He then proceeded to very loudly give a scathing critique of my wardrobe -- my boots were tacky, the shirt I had on was ugly, etc. It was like a bizarro version of Mr. Blackwell.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:33 (twenty years ago) link

I would love to set up some sort of non-exploitative homeless talk show.

Huckadelphia (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:34 (twenty years ago) link

I was once pursued down Broadway in NYC by a fellow who asked me for a dollar. After I gave it to him he began rapping, extolling my perceived virtues, which included my hat and coat and generosity.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:35 (twenty years ago) link

They would probably just scream at you for not paying them enough to be on the show.

(xpost)

dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:35 (twenty years ago) link

when I was working for a different place than I am now, I used to get the odd advance screening pass for opening movies and I would sometimes give them to panhandlers.

Huckadelphia (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:35 (twenty years ago) link

xxxpost l.a. has a homess newspaper downtown

Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:36 (twenty years ago) link

Here's my local ratings on pandhandling:

San Francisco/Tenerloin/Market St: Fucking pandemic, out of control, but these are the real deal - crazy, drug addicted street people. Market St is their Mecca.

Berkeley: Annoying psychedelic relics with funny signs like "Spare Change for Weed?" Haight St. is like this, too.

Oakland: Mind-numbing poverty, but pandhandlers are often polite (usually) and quite deferential - lots of "Excuse me, sir, can I trouble you for a moment of your time?" etc.

Santa Cruz: The fucking worst! Dread-head stoner Crass punks with pitbulls and face tattoos that make comments - "Sorry I don't fucking shop at the Gap, bro!" There should be a camp somewhere... round 'em up!

andy, Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:36 (twenty years ago) link

xxxpost l.a. has a homess newspaper downtown

I've seen it! It's called "bedsheets and blankets."

dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:37 (twenty years ago) link

Re: Santa Cruz, ugh ... It's unfortunate that Streetlight is right next to the bus station.

dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:39 (twenty years ago) link

when I lived in Calgary in the mid-90s, the homeless had a newspaper.

Huckadelphia (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:39 (twenty years ago) link

Most cities have them. Seattle has "Real Change". Richmond, VA has "Hard Times". etc.

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:40 (twenty years ago) link

Does Santa Monica still have the bronze dolphins on every block which were provided as a determent to panhandling?

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:55 (twenty years ago) link

I've seen quite a few of those dolphins. How does that deter pnahandling though?

dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:56 (twenty years ago) link

Hypothetically, donations made to each dolphin were to be used for food and shelter programs for the homeless and hungry. I know at least one UCLA on-campus apartment (SAXON) that has hosted one of the dolphins in the living room.

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:58 (twenty years ago) link

wow, talk about charitable college kids!

Huckadelphia (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:59 (twenty years ago) link

I'll bet it makes a great Kings Cup.

dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:06 (twenty years ago) link

Living in Detroit panhandling or "hustling" is ubiquitous. When I was young, I'd give money to panhandlers pretty often, but here there are too many, I'd be giving out like $50 a day in change if I gave 50 cents to everyone who asked. Usually I say no, sometimes if the person is particularly pathetic I'll give up a little change or a beer if I'm getting beer (which is usually welcomed far more eagerly than change).

If people are too persistent, I degenerate quickly from "no" to "F*ck Off". I realize the homeless are people too and often not treated with dignity, but I just don't care anymore. To all the non-aggressive homeless out there, too bad there are so many assholes that ruin it for you.

webcrack (music=crack), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:24 (twenty years ago) link

I never say "sorry" anymore, only "no" because at Berkeley once I said sorry to some panhandler and he comes back with "Don't be sorry" in the most irritating snide tone ever. I wanted to strangle him.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:37 (twenty years ago) link

since i smoke, i ALWAYS get hustled.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:38 (twenty years ago) link

I used to say sorry because it just came naturally, but when I thought about it, I wasn't all that sorry. Nope is usually my reply. I try not to use that too much though since it's not true either as I usually have change. But it sounds less mean than "Yes I do have change but I'm keeping it all for myself," which is the truth.

dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:39 (twenty years ago) link

i just lie and say 'no change mate' most of the time

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:41 (twenty years ago) link

since i smoke, i ALWAYS get hustled.

That's worse than money. The money I can see because that's like the gateway to everything else ... but the cigarettes. Ugh. I usually will give out like 1 a day to a random person if I'm feeling generous but it's likefuck, cigarettes cost a lot of money, you know? Because you see me smoking are we like friends or something? I saw you eating a sandwich but didn't ask you for a bite. I also don't say sorry in this situation either, but rather "no thanks" and is in "no thanks I don't want to pay for your smoking addiction dick."

dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:42 (twenty years ago) link

The worst are indie kids though. It's like Daddy's money doesn't stretch far enough past the scarves and hair gel for cigarettes.

dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:44 (twenty years ago) link

Has anyone on here ever panhandled? I had to beg for emergency bus chnage once but only once. Also have had to hang around at gas stations asking for rides which is much more effective than hitching. Gives a different perspective. So, I often give food or rides to people who ask but not money. (I'm always walking around with a meal worth of food in my backpack- never know when you will need it while doing long walk, bike and bus trips.) Last guy I met a week ago, while I was filling my new-old van with dumpster-dived books- gave him a ride and a grocery bag worth of expired but good DD'ed candy which he loved and thought it was cool where it came from.

sucka (sucka), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:51 (twenty years ago) link

I have a soft-spot for rambling homeless drunks, but usually I can only take about 3-5 minutes of their stank-breathed mumblings; unfortunately by this point they've decided they're your new best friend and suddenly there's no escaping them. However, once in Somerset, KY (a dry town) I was accosted by a homeless man chugging Listerine. I listened to him ramble for like hours. It was so easy, he had such wonderful breath! If only all drunks smelled so nice...

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:53 (twenty years ago) link

i repeat -- 3 years of newark, as well as several more years of NYC, and having been (a) spat on; (b) charged; (c) accused of having sexual intercourse with my mother; (d) accused of racism; (e) threatened with physical violence; for not giving homeless people cigarettes and/or money -- my compassion is LONG gone, to the point where i cheer every time i hear about how giuliani got rid of the squeegee men.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:53 (twenty years ago) link

I am thinking of Asking various Questions with one-word -ing verbs just so the thread connections people can have a field day

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:55 (twenty years ago) link

lemme clarify: the homeless DO need help, and i would READILY support any legislation that would HELP them -- give them food, shelter, treat them for substance abuse or mental illness, etc., and does so HUMANELY. and i am repulsed when the cops treat the homeless brutally (though in the absence of humane treatment, that's the too-easy fallback).

OTOH, i have rights too. and i DON'T like being threatened or hustled by folks.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:56 (twenty years ago) link

Tiajuana breaks my fucking heart. Last time there an Indian girl of about four tried to sell me Chiclets - she was obviously new and was being coached by an older sister. I gave her almost a dollar in change which was immediately knocked out of her hands by a bunch of streetwise toddler urchins... she just looked up at me scared and amazed as they dove for the change.

Ah, the anguish...

andy, Wednesday, 4 February 2004 22:00 (twenty years ago) link

good god. i am flying out to sf on saturday so i will bear this information in mind. plan to spend obscene amounts of money at amoeba records and come out with loads of bags just to make them annoyed with regard to my considerable disposable income. i have a gun licence so hopefully i will not have to pick off the homeless should they have the insolence to traverse my path.

Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 5 February 2004 09:57 (twenty years ago) link

Man...

Jimmy the Saint (Jimmy the Saint), Thursday, 5 February 2004 10:11 (twenty years ago) link

G's worse than me. you should have seen her talking to the policemen on duty on the night david blaine came down about the most efficacious ways of gunning down the irritating kids making a nuisance of themselves, and they discussed techniques and were very regretful that they couldn't just be shot and have done with it.

sometimes i do worry about her.

Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 5 February 2004 10:19 (twenty years ago) link

What's that sign in Taxi Drive - I've got to get oranbized?

O.k.

Someone asks you for change. You say no. You forget about it. Why harbour all the rage? Is it because you have middle-class guilt or something?

The only time I gave a large sum away was when I did ectasy, MDMA an coke at a party when I was 17. I was walking through the *insert name of big city* at five in the morning. A homeless dude asked me for money. I gave him £50.00. He kissed my hand. I felt his teeth mush against my skin. I was a bit. Oh. Traumatised. Like WTF? Do you think you have POWER because you can gift someone with a bit of cash? Not accusing just a'wonderin'...

Jimmy the Saint (Jimmy the Saint), Thursday, 5 February 2004 10:40 (twenty years ago) link

no, when the homeless ask me for money i respond to them thusly: "when i was your age, lad, i was taught never to speak until i was spoken to. i was about to give you some money, but your cheek has dissuaded me. kindly vacate the premises forthwith lest you end up knees knocking a-trembly before the desk sergeant."

Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 5 February 2004 10:43 (twenty years ago) link

Marcello - were you in the movie SECRETARY? Ha ha.

Jimmy the Saint (Jimmy the Saint), Thursday, 5 February 2004 10:48 (twenty years ago) link

i did try to be.

Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 5 February 2004 10:54 (twenty years ago) link

Ha ha.

Jimmy the Saint (Jimmy the Saint), Thursday, 5 February 2004 10:55 (twenty years ago) link

I don't give money to the homeless unless I'm buying the Big Issue, but I stopped doing that when they downsized their editorial and my old editor Matthew Collin was pretty much forced out of his job. It's too much to explain to the vendors, though.

The Covent Garden end of Shaftesbury Avenue is full of drunkies and junkies; there's a bit of a needle park behind the cinema. People constantly beg off passers-by and once this really sketchy girl got Ed to give her three pounds 'to get home' and then came into the bar where we were having drinks and actually canvassed him again.

I'm not happy when I see women using their kids as props during fundraising initiatives in tube stations or shoving a note about how shit things are in Bulgaria into the faces of commuters, but that's nothing on the legless vets that used to canvass on trains in NYC. When people ask me for change I'm likely to say 'sorry, I'm skint' whether or not it's the truth, and at least in London that seems to be a reasonable excuse. When I lived in NYC I got into the habit of leaving cheap restaurants with a 'doggy bag' and giving this to the first homeless person I saw.

suzy (suzy), Thursday, 5 February 2004 11:04 (twenty years ago) link

It's funny just how off the movie stereotype of the homeless as mystical voices of wisdom really is. Like, has anyone ever got any good advice from them?

sym (shmuel), Thursday, 5 February 2004 11:13 (twenty years ago) link

usually when they're played by morgan freeman or similar.

i mean, if they're supposed to be so wise then how come they ended up HOMELESS??

Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 5 February 2004 11:24 (twenty years ago) link

They were just too pure for the working world, man

sym (shmuel), Thursday, 5 February 2004 11:25 (twenty years ago) link

Why harbour all the rage? Is it because you have middle-class guilt or something?

Jimmy, I think it depends on how often you are asked for money and the manner in which you are asked. Where I live, you cannot avoid being hit up around 10-15 times every day, with some of the panhandlers wheedling and some subtly menacing. Also, it's not so simple as saying "no" and moving on; frequently, you will be followed and harassed or harangued. In fact, the other day I did give a guy some change just because it was below zero outside and he proceeded to yell at me as I walked away because I wasn't sufficiently polite when I gave him the money. If it were a simple case of "can I have some change", "No", "all right then", I don't think this thread would even exist.

webcrack (music=crack), Thursday, 5 February 2004 21:48 (twenty years ago) link

marcello, good luck!

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:02 (twenty years ago) link

webcrack 100% OTM.

this "you MUST have rage b/c of middle-class guilt" is the attitude of someone who lives in suburbs or north bumblefuck (where, like, they don't have homeless people and if any showed up the cops would beat the shit outta them).

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 5 February 2004 23:17 (twenty years ago) link

yeah, good luck, Marcello.

Everybody knows that Berkeley Amoeba is the best, anyway. Plus there is the guy that sells jokes just outside. He told me that they would "guarantee [me] pussy".

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 6 February 2004 00:42 (twenty years ago) link

Ehhh ... I like the SF Amoeba more, myself. Berkeley Amoeba is too close to Rasputin.

dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 6 February 2004 00:44 (twenty years ago) link

Oh what do you know?

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 6 February 2004 00:46 (twenty years ago) link

Stick to your Hollywood Amoeba, Angelenoroni.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 6 February 2004 00:46 (twenty years ago) link

i am filled with hatred rn

― the spectacular cow (Lamp), Wednesday, August 21, 2013 8:29 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

somehow misread this as 'i am filled with ham rn'

there are more than 3.5 HOOS per steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:46 (ten years ago) link

four years pass...

I’ve made friends with the homeless people in my area and their character is amazing. I’ve had a cast applied for my broken arm by a former nurse who is homeless, been given beer, smokes and pot. Ultimately character is what counts imo not life circumstance

Eris (Ross), Wednesday, 4 April 2018 15:53 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

lol

imago, Tuesday, 29 May 2018 15:45 (five years ago) link

:(

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 10:01 (five years ago) link

I saw an interesting talk recently about these programmes that involve homeless people in the creation and/or production of operas. Streetwise in London has been going on since 2000; the Opéra de Montréal project started just a couple of years ago and just presented a new opera about two weeks ago (I didn't see it):

http://www.streetwiseopera.org/about-us
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/arts/theatre-and-performance/lopera-de-montreal-collaborates-with-formerly-homeless-to-craft-opera/article33351804/

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 10:18 (five years ago) link

So many rough sleepers in London right now: I walked the canal from St John’s Wood to King’s Cross around 8am and under half of the underpasses, there were men rolled up in sleeping bags and dirty uncovered duvets. A few days ago, walking from Dalston to Angel on another stretch of the canal, people were sleeping in little tents on grass verges.

The government here makes me sick.

suzy, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 10:26 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

After spending the last 8 years in various reaching out to the homeless, my advice (possibly obvious) would be never give them money. I’ve seen them clear 70 dollars a day, spend 10 bucks a pop on heroin or meth (or cheaper)

Most homeless people I know around here get food all day, that would benefit them vs the cash. Also a lot of homeless people live in shelters or even drift and crash on friends couches. A good 8-10 hours of their day may be spent panning, usually early to late afternoon or evening.

Ime most homeless people are not worth trying to befriend,
I’ve had a guy I knew 8 years scream at me while in the throes of crack. Some are sweethearts, names withheld because i respect their anonymity.

Often the police let them off with drug possession, the kinds of things the cops give them a court date for involve stealing money from parking metres, vending machines or fights with other street people or cops.

Without going too deep into how many of these people are victims of sexual abuse (especially women who are often approached to be picked up or alcohol is given to them to try to get them to come back to some assholes place) - - -
Local resources like Work BC will offer anyone a job if they spend 4 weeks or so cleaning up their clothes and act. The act is the harder part, clothes and food and free transit passes are all provided by Work BC. The reason my friend doesn’t work in her words is “I can’t work around other people” and “I would get dope sick”. Attempts to offer to take her to the hospital, 12 step or an alternative rehab centre are met with indifference. First thing and last thing on a lot of these folks minds is scoring and doing drugs.

How can you blame them? I would want to be out my gourd if I was on the street too. Also most homeless people in specific areas know every other street person, often sharing the same dealer.

Anyway, here’s some homeless slang to finish up:

Side: meth
“Got any side?”
Red zone: police kicking you off a block or radius for crimes
“I was redzoned for stealing from a parking metre”
Goof: pedo or human trash person
Binner: bottle or can collector

Etc

Ross, Saturday, 11 August 2018 13:24 (five years ago) link

wow great tips ross, thanks for "redzoning" me on giving to the homeless.
and you say they could all get jobs but aren't willing? damn, sounds like these homeless are a bunch of "goofs"

XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Saturday, 11 August 2018 14:36 (five years ago) link

No need for the snark

My post was intended to be thoughtful

Not to one up anyone

Ross, Saturday, 11 August 2018 15:53 (five years ago) link

You can give if you like. Sometimes I still give money. Your world

Ross, Saturday, 11 August 2018 15:54 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

big news from the Ninth Circuit Court:

Cities may not prosecute homeless people for sleeping outside if they have no access to shelter, appeals court rules

sleeve, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 15:56 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

we should give them some homes . i think there are plenty empty ones around .

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 19 September 2019 19:09 (four years ago) link

san francisco, one of the richest cities on earth, cannot afford to provide for its homeless, but can afford to roll rocks onto the sidewalk where they sleep.

this country's contempt for the poor *it creates* is staggering. https://t.co/OpIyguozwy

— p.e. moskowitz (@_pem_pem) September 29, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 September 2019 17:00 (four years ago) link

exterminationist rhetoric against the homeless is obviously a deliberate 2020 strategy for the GOP. Dems should start discussing hate crime protection for the unhoused. Austin's already seen at least two anti-homeless vigilante attacks this year and more will likely follow. https://t.co/q4rwmv1pxI

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) October 2, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 October 2019 04:51 (four years ago) link

two years pass...

they always find money for alcohol tobacco and drugs so i wonder why?!

xzanfar, Monday, 24 January 2022 16:24 (two years ago) link

bye, thanks for playing

Buchiko and The Man (Noodle Vague), Monday, 24 January 2022 16:26 (two years ago) link

poor people all have smartphones and 40" televisions yada yada yada

calzino, Monday, 24 January 2022 16:44 (two years ago) link

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