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I really want to drink Coke out of EVERYONE'S ass right now. I am just feeling that loving, and thirsty.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

that was a helluva chat tonite

too bad it all went to hell when it went to politics

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

It always does, don't it.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

girls talking about doing drugs off peoples asses

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geo. bush's spelling and pronounciation mistakes

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

well, that shoulda been between the two, but you get the idea

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

No wait! I'm sorry about the ass-drinking nonsense! Where are you, Jess? I'm in on the chicken throwing for sure.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

not sure we'll be throwing any chicken when I come out there next month, but maybe....

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 07:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

jess, let me make you love soft tacos

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 07:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm drunk - I'll love whoever's next.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 08:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm sober - does that disqualify me?

― Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 08:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

i'm not drunk but i'm schlightly tipshy *burp* and yer alright marcello. yer not a bad fella. yer a f**kin good writer, y'know? itsh nice here ishn't it? that jessh is alright too...

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 10:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

nine months pass...

revive, goddamnit.

merry post-chridgemas post-sugar post-disappointment blues, everybody.

― petra jane (petra jane), Friday, 26 December 2003 10:24 (twenty years ago) link

this thread brought back fond chat memories. memories of when jess and I could share ass-love instead of bickering. . . wait that really sounded wrong.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 26 December 2003 19:40 (twenty years ago) link

but so so right

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 26 December 2003 19:50 (twenty years ago) link

garblegarble.

love me, please. all love should be sent to my home addresssss.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 26 December 2003 20:10 (twenty years ago) link

i think i will get very drunk tonight on the bottle of absolut i got yesterday.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 26 December 2003 20:18 (twenty years ago) link

and remember old ass-love fondly.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 26 December 2003 20:18 (twenty years ago) link

During the holidays, ass-love brings everyone together.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 26 December 2003 20:41 (twenty years ago) link

you have Absolut and didn't invite us round? RUDE!

it is morning and the liquor stores are open. it is a TIME FOR REJOICXING.

also, where's my lovin', ass or otherwise? snifff.

― petra jane (petra jane), Friday, 26 December 2003 22:01 (twenty years ago) link

i luv u.

every1 come over for vodka and oj.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 26 December 2003 22:36 (twenty years ago) link

ass love is always just around the corner

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 26 December 2003 22:56 (twenty years ago) link

shhh you'll spoil the surprise.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 26 December 2003 23:02 (twenty years ago) link

i hope you have a good 2004, jess.

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 26 December 2003 23:03 (twenty years ago) link

LET THE PARTY BEGIN

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:13 (twenty years ago) link

can jess drink an entire bottle of vodka by himself? should he? we'll find out soon enough.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:13 (twenty years ago) link

just keep the beverages clear of the keyboard, and you'll be fine.

― lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:15 (twenty years ago) link

so far, steady hands.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:16 (twenty years ago) link

p.s. love me, etc.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:16 (twenty years ago) link

can jess drink an entire bottle of vodka by himself? should he? we'll find out soon enough.

Crunko Drunkington.

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:21 (twenty years ago) link

This better not turn into an ILX version of the Gripper IRC chat.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:28 (twenty years ago) link

Actually, no, fuck that, it should.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:29 (twenty years ago) link

i have nothing but ass hate this holiday season

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:33 (twenty years ago) link

I still love the ass, but not so much the vodka. Bourbon, anyone?

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:50 (twenty years ago) link

I think I might like some ass love, but I'm a little scared it won't be a good kind.

― Sean (Sean), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:51 (twenty years ago) link

I LOVE ALL YOUR ASSES.

(In a platonic way, of course; no one is within range to receive more...shall we say aristotelian? types of love from me. In the new year, I wish that everyone gets the type of ass-love he or she wants or deserves.)

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 27 December 2003 02:00 (twenty years ago) link

my ass needs love.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 02:35 (twenty years ago) link

them's lovin' words

― the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 27 December 2003 03:29 (twenty years ago) link

i got the bubbly bubblin thru me

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 03:32 (twenty years ago) link

eating pesto straight from the jar: classic or dud?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:03 (twenty years ago) link

if i don't touch a boob soon, i'm going to have to start dismembering cats to work out my frustrations.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:04 (twenty years ago) link

thank god i only have 3 more days to wait

― the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:08 (twenty years ago) link

1/3 of the bottle gone, btw

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:09 (twenty years ago) link

Ever notice that there are a lot of ugly people on friendster? I just noticed that tonight.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:09 (twenty years ago) link

never looked

― the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:11 (twenty years ago) link

I've never actually gone looking for people before (hence posting in this thread) and it's just... I sound like an ass or ***** but whatever. Tilting one's head must be like the only position that people think they look good.

I should go out tonight.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:14 (twenty years ago) link

if i don't touch a boob soon, i'm going to have to start dismembering cats to work out my frustrations.

OMG now i know what to get you for cridgmas! god knows i gots plenty to spare *snifff*

― petra jane (petra jane), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:43 (twenty years ago) link

haha i have hit some new, unforseen low tonight

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:54 (twenty years ago) link

i also finished off all the juice in the house and now i am wondering if i am really man enough to start drinking this stuff straight up

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:55 (twenty years ago) link

it'll put hair on your, er, chest

― the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:56 (twenty years ago) link

someday i'm gonna look back on these last couple months and laugh and laaaaaaaaaaugh

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:59 (twenty years ago) link

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(00:59:04) orion0014: she has church and then work tomorrow!
(00:59:38) WIZARD IS HUNGry: well, if you fucked her in the ass she could confess it right away
(00:59:56) orion0014: true.
(00:59:59) orion0014: ahuahha roffle
(01:00:19) orion0014: three beers + 3shots = my drunk
(01:01:12) WIZARD IS HUNGry: you should use that artgument next sayurdya

― Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Sunday, 13 June 2004 05:31 (nineteen years ago) link

lauren are you mary rose watson in disguise?!?!?!

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 13 June 2004 05:31 (nineteen years ago) link

hey remember that party where mary rose hit on mE?

― Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Sunday, 13 June 2004 05:34 (nineteen years ago) link

no.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 13 June 2004 05:35 (nineteen years ago) link

yes.

― Laura E (laurae55), Sunday, 13 June 2004 05:37 (nineteen years ago) link

blargh, just got home. iaojfiohgioehrdfbuijvbdhhy9u8h2qi3rbw a

― phil-two (phil-two), Sunday, 13 June 2004 11:04 (nineteen years ago) link

laura: at like three in the morning yesterday i went over to yr place to hang out with mr. mcgee and drink whisky. YEAH WHISKY.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 13 June 2004 17:46 (nineteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

holy shit i dont know what happenned i got reeal drunk tonite and got into a fight (non physical because i am weak and bitchlike) with my bewst friend. suxxx. and then i hit on some guy because im real despesrate like but he turned out to be thie dude who is datingg on and off with this girl im friends with so that was sutpid and awekward. hmmm, i think i read a book now and listen to bone thugs and harmony mp3s because they are playing a show here in a few weeks and im very excitedbecause when i was in grade school the video for thuggish ruggish bone used to palay all the time on the videobox on tv and i loved that songs even though the girl who sang the chorus was so scary . gottqa make that mony mang cuz its the (same now?? i duno what they say ebecasuse they have funny cleveland accent but i think thats it though it makes now sense) but i like that line where eazy e goes 'standing on the corner straight slangin' rocks, awwww shit here comes the motherfucking cops' but then he hides behind a tree so the cops dont see him.

my new years resosslution to be good, well that lasted 2 weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!

oof sorry
phil-two

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 15 January 2005 09:36 (nineteen years ago) link

omg so embarassed sorryr ryy

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 15 January 2005 09:40 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm impressed that you managed to find this thread.

my new years resosslution to be good, well that lasted 2 weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is a touching new year's resolution.

― youn, Saturday, 15 January 2005 09:42 (nineteen years ago) link

now that song with bone and tupac calld thug luv, the one with the gun shot sound every 7 seconds is on and im blasting it and i think my negihbords prolyl hate me but thats okay because they are these stupid white girls who are hos and also only 19 years old and have ugg boots. wtf ugg boots

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 15 January 2005 09:43 (nineteen years ago) link

hi youn we have the same last name i think . my other ny resuloations was to try to find a nice boy not one who is like me. maybe an architect or an acccountant or a libarian who will keep fme from going crfazy i think im going to see this tomorrow and be so shamed h shit. also my other ny resolution was to not eat so much fried foods because i had heart surgery when i was verry young so its bad to eat fried foods also its bad to do coke and speede which is also bad for the heart

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 15 January 2005 09:47 (nineteen years ago) link

You should listen to this song called "nothing really happened" here.

― youn, Saturday, 15 January 2005 09:48 (nineteen years ago) link

its nice it sounds like the lucksmiths! is your last name 'oh'? because maybe we're rlated

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 15 January 2005 09:51 (nineteen years ago) link

no, i don't think so

― youn, Saturday, 15 January 2005 09:56 (nineteen years ago) link

oh well it would have been funny how was the rest of your trip to new york?

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 15 January 2005 09:57 (nineteen years ago) link

it was fine. take care. you'll probably feel better in the morning. there will be time...

― youn, Saturday, 15 January 2005 10:12 (nineteen years ago) link

omg, whoops sorry about that.

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 15 January 2005 13:33 (nineteen years ago) link

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this is the thread where we are drunk and we ask people vainly to love us

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