Brilliant TV Shows That Noone Apart From Me Appears To Have Seen

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> The Chimp Channel!

That would be CNN nowadays (All Bush, All the Time).

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Monkey Magic? It had a sort of martial arts theme, and there was a character called Pigsy and he was quite full of rage if I recall correctly. And someone else had a small stick behind their ear that would turn into a large stick for fighting with if it was breathed on. And it was chinese with english dubbed over. Please tell me if you have seen this, my boyfriend thinks I am making it up.

rainy, Monday, 20 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

MONKEY! You remember MONKEY! This was not obscure and yr boyfriend is — excuse me for saying — deeply culturally illiterate!!

mark s, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Monkey = number one 'not as good as I remember it from my childhood' TV show.

Andrew L, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Yes, I am afraid he is Dumb as Box of Hammers but he's such a Handsome Guy. Please tell me more about Monkey Magic, i can only remember small weird things, Please tell me more! Tell me about the small Chinese Boy?Girl?

rainy, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I'm intrigued by this "Monkey Magic" show, too. I'd love to hear more about it. Never seen it, of course, but I'd love to hear about it.

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Check out my site dedicated to the old 60s kids tv show called "The Forest rangers" that no Americans seem to remember even though it was shown on their tv sets. Its a Canadian classic. http://www.geocities.com/forestrangers1965/

Clayton Self, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Monkey Magic in US, but in UK just plain old Monkey

mark s, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Nobody outside of Spain, Japan and maybe Italy seems to known Mazinger Z, the greates 70s style manga big robots kick arse show ever. And not in a silly way, loadsa people would die in this series, total Greek tragedy stuff for an 8 year old kid.

Omar, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Born from an egg on a mountain top?

Greg, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

three months pass...
i am very fond of invaderzim myself. it really pisses me off that nickelodeon only shows it once a week. if any of you like invader zim i would suggest looking into the comic, johnny the homocidal maniac" by the same guy who does invader zim. i would give everyone his name, but i have no idea how to spell it.

anna, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Come on you Canucks, join me in celebrating the affront to civilisation that was 'Bizarre', that was on CTV in the early 80s. I tried starting a thread about it once and got 0 replies.

dave q, Saturday, 22 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

can i just take this opportunity to say, yet again, LANCELOT LINK, SECRET-MUTHFUCKIN-CHIMP

come on...he was a monkey secret agent! he played in a monkey psyche band called LANCELOT LINK AND THE EVOLUTION REVOLUTION. I WANT THIS ALBUM MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF.

ohhhhhh, lancelot, Saturday, 22 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"Come on you Canucks, join me in celebrating the affront to civilisation that was 'Bizarre', that was on CTV in the early 80s. I tried starting a thread about it once and got 0 replies."

The birthplace of Super Dave Osborne, yes? "Bizarre" was on ITV over here in the mid-80s. Apart from Super Dave, I'm ashamed to say that I only remember the 'speed bumps = bra tester' sketch.

Michael Jones, Saturday, 22 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

two weeks pass...
does anyone know if "The New Dance Show" is still on in Detroit-Ann Arbor?

Thanks

al, Wednesday, 9 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Monkey is HUGE in Australia. I mean, really big.

Nobody but me ever seems to remember Metal Mickey. I miss that show.

electric sound of jim, Wednesday, 9 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Monkey is totally righteous. Being a sad indie completist I felt compelled to purchase all 39 episodes, which I don't regret at all. They are all classic. "Monkey: A Tale from China" is a theatre production based on the ancient tale of this holy pilgrimage from China to India, and that kicks ass as well, incorporating real swords, lots of FITES, banging soundtrack, dragons, demon cannibals, gods, pigs, monkeys, FITES, fish. Getting your mitts on anything remotely Monkey is a cultural MUST.

Trevor, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Lancelot Link. Secret Chimp. *faint*

Sarah, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

b-b-b-but i remember Metal Mickey! "METAL MICKEY" was my childhood war-cry as i jumped into the bath, soaking everyone and everything in sight.

katie, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Surely Metal Mickey is one of those shows that everyone sodding remembers. Even that half wit from Suede.

N., Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

blast that Mickey Dolenz. Supergran was miles better anyway.

chris, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

God, I totally forgot about watching Bizarre!

In other Canadiana, what about Four On the Floor? My sister had a Mr. Canoe Head club at her school! Not as funny as SCTV to be sure, but it has its place.

I also love The Funky Squad, a short-lived Aussie spoof of 70's crime shows. 100% fabulous - they used to show it late on CBC in the mid 90's. Wish I could buy it somewhere!

Elisa K, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Totally life-changing kid's cartoon: The (Seven?) Cities Of Gold - about a boy who inherits a mysterious half-medallion that is a partial key to the ancient Inca cities etc. etc. with flying golden crane-plane and alien guys with wings in their heads. Does anyone remember this?

Tim, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Yes I can remember the theme tune too. There was also some adult male guy with a sword who helped him. And the start involved one of those inca temples with a thin door filling up with white light. Yes I remember that one.

Ronan, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The mysterious cities of gold (la,la-la-la-la, someday we will find, the cities of go-old). My friends dad looks like Mendoza but he hasn't got a flying golden condor.

Jonnie, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

mysterios cities of gold? featuring a kid called Esteban? was amazing at the start but got slightly trippy towards the end. IIrc then TV cream has a lot of stuff on it.

chris, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

It was one of those cartoon series that never seemed to end though, like Around the World with Willy Fog. I was so disappointed when he got back to London and he just ended up getting married or something.Great theme tune though (Fog is my name, and I can play with my life in any way, that's what they say).

Jonnie, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"Eighty days around the world, we'll find a pot of gold, and stick it up a tradesman's entrance." As the playground version went.

Trevor, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Yeah I hate that and some smug bastard at school would always lie and say he'd seen the last one. Jason and the Wheeled Warriors. Will he ever find his dad? I saw the one where he did. No, honest.

Ronan, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

all you ever wanted to know about < A href="http://www.whimsy.demon.co.uk/gold/">mysterious cities of gold

chris, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

fucking html, it's shit. anyway, the address in that shoddy bit of html is the mysterious cities of gold website. sorry

chris, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Cult Toons-the best show ever! 'Help help! Here come the (edit) Furry Animals (/edit) Help help! Here come the (edit) Furry Animals (/edit) Help help! Here come the (edit) Super Furry Animals (/edit) Let's split!'

And then they'd have that BRILLIANT 10 second Gary Coleman show afterwards- 'Hey hey! Looks like all the kids are present and accounted for-(Edit) (Gary explodes) (Testcard)' 'This exercise sure is hard work!' 'What she talking about? this jogging stuff is a breeze! (Edit) (Gary explodes) (testcard)' I used to have 2 episodes of that,but they were wiped over. :(:(:(

Billy Hicks, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

five months pass...
try this one (cartoon)....

theres a man sitting at a table with an egg. He begins to tap the top with the back of his spoon....just as he taps, there is a knock at the door....."Just a minute, I'm a coming", he says in a italianish accent. He gets up, goes to the door....there is no one there. He returns to the chair and is back at tapping his egg. ::KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK, at the door again. "Who is it?" he says, "Just a minute, I'm a coming"....He is clearly frustrated to fing no one at the door..... Back to tapping on the egg...each tap puts a crack in his ceiling until finally the roof caves in and the cartoon fades with a scream...............

rc, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

ronan LIES! I just tort they never made it... i saw one where he finds his dad but then he turns out to be a plantguy.

also: ulysses 31

Bob Zemko, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

*Peter Noone joke to thread*

Pete, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Did anyone like Dark Skies? Fot the uninitiated, imagine the paranoia of the X-Files, multiply it by a lot, add in some counterfactual history and sprinkle with some J.T. Walsh. Shame it only lasted one series. Very good brain candy.

Nathan Barley, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I liked it but it took too long to get going - and always be wary of a TV show which has four decades of history to get through and only deals with two years in its first series (it was a bit JFK and Jackie O in the Invaders as well).

Pete, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

None of my mates remember Terrahawks. Am I the only one, or are they just missing some part of their memory..? I totally heard of Monkey, despite being too young to have ever seen it, I think they even reviewed Monkey on Vids.. 'Ah but it is the sacred turd of truth'

'Away, Steffy Boy!'

Chris Makin, Tuesday, 2 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Totally life-changing kid's cartoon: The (Seven?) Cities Of Gold - about a boy who inherits a mysterious half-medallion that is a partial key to the ancient Inca cities etc. etc. with flying golden crane-plane and alien guys with wings in their heads. Does anyone remember this?
I totally remember this one, except I think my memory is heightened by the fact that my mother made me take ipecac because I'd just downed an entire container of cold medicine--I watched the "Seven Cities of Gold" as I was anticipating an entire day-long vomiting fest. As for television shows, I remember for years I used to wish I could revisit some series (or movie) called UNICO, then about five years later I found a video for sale. Anyone else remember UNICO?

Mandee, Tuesday, 2 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Umm, hello people, Strangers with Candy? Excellent. Amy Sedaris, sister of David Sedaris, is a demented comedic genius. I think Comedy Central shows reruns of it Sunday nights at 2am, well, they used to.

I'd like to give props to my Nickelodeon favorites: Pete and Pete (The N has started showing reruns) Salute Your Shorts Hey Dude (with Ben Stiller's wife, whoever that nitwit is)

I also miss Parker Lewis Can't Lose, the Critic, Dr. Katz, and especially News Radio with my man Dave Foley. All of these fond TV memories are breaking my heart.

Lindsey B, Tuesday, 2 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Salute your shorts and Hey Dude are two different shows.

Lindsey B, Tuesday, 2 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

mandee, surely thats 'the mysterious cities of gold', the one with esteban and, um, tia?

gareth, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

yep parker lewis - that was cool, odd tom petty fixation that all the kids had

gruey on bbc - that was good

the harlem globetrotters cartoon

sport billy (thought id imagined that one so many people looked at me with blank faces)

born clippy, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I was was listening to Herbie Hancock's 'Fat Albert Rotunda' alb yesterday - anybody ever seen the cartoon show? Not sure it's ever been shown in the UK...

Andrew L, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

does anyone remember the show starring chainsaw from summer school about aliens coming down to earth and trying to get laid?!!?

chaki, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

two months pass...
Does anyone remember a program with "Chatter" the chimp? It had a theme song with the line "...Chatter! What's the matter with you?"

Saw it only when living in Detroit. Could it have been a Canadian program?

Ray, Sunday, 8 September 2002 00:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

Chatter chatter

N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 8 September 2002 10:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

How about a cartoon set in some European mountains with a boy and a big white-ish dog called Sebastian? I was obssessed with it - WHAT IS ITS NAME???

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 8 September 2002 11:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Har har.

N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 8 September 2002 12:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

vids is a program that none of the people i know seem to have heard of. it was class. does anybody know if it's coming back, because i'd rather have it than the other shite that they plonk on c4. i saw nigel doing a review of a film on the sci-fi channel. does this mean the end? also knife and wife was great (by none other than mr biffo of digi fame. (whats happened to it recently, it's become as monged as bernard mannings shitsleeve.

cunty elliot spamjavelin, Tuesday, 10 September 2002 13:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mr Don and Mr George own this thread. Ignoring fourteen imperatives on the way.

Matt (Matt), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:46 (twenty years ago) link

"John Kettley is a Weatherman" was by A Tribe of Toffs - F**k all to do with Morris Minor & the Majors

ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 16 August 2003 02:09 (twenty years ago) link

Ayrton Senna's got the voice of a tenor
Peter Snow sings very low
Mark Barano is a soprano
and John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley
is a weatherman

John Kettley is a weatherman
a weatherman
a weatherman
John Kettley is a weatherman
and so is Michael Fish

Simon Parkin's always larkin
Eric Lane is the same
Jonothan Ross collects moss
and John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley
is a weatherman

Lester Piggot couldn't dig it
David Icke rides a bike
Richard Keys has got no knees
and John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley
is a weatherman

Debbie Thrower's got a lawnmower
Johnny Marr he plays guitar
David Steele lives in Keele
and John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley
is a weatherman

Chuck Knox has blue socks
Andy Crane has got no brain
Bernard Davy left the navy
and John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley
is a weatherman

John Kettley is a weatherman
a weatherman
a weatherman
John Kettley is a weatherman
and so is Michael Fish
and so is Billy Giles
and so is Ian McGaskill
so is Wincy Willis

ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 16 August 2003 02:14 (twenty years ago) link

three months pass...
early eighties BBC Scotland drama called 'Maggie': 'Maggie, so far , so far, so good', went the theme song.

james nope, Tuesday, 9 December 2003 11:45 (twenty years ago) link

I get confronted with "are you a mentalist?"-type stares when mentioning are Kinvig (strange sub-Doctor Who bollocks starring Maxine's mum off Coronation Street)
-- ailsa August 10th, 2003 3:35 PM. (ailsa)

Big shout out back in time to ailsa -- there is a listing on TV Cream so we're not hallucinating. It bugs me that nobody remembers this - it was Nigel Kneale (Quatermass fella) attempting what felt like a sitcom and it had Rula Lenska in it too.

Jaunty Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 11:51 (twenty years ago) link

I too had a tape of "What's Alan Watching" and thought it was the shit. Don't remember much about it now. Eddie Murphy did some James Brown impersonations.

I loved:
The Mighty Orbots (cartoon. I knew it was silly, but I liked it. And the way the robot team ran when they were heading for action was funny and I would mimic it to entertain myself)

Clyde the Frog (bizarre frog marionette with a strange woman's voice. public television. often on around midday when i was home sick from school. clyde would always fuck up and use the opposite of good judgment and by doing so would teach the kids a lesson. Like he'd get cocky and decide not to use hand signals while riding his bike and end up being mangled by a car. It all looked so strange. wish i had a tape.

andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:40 (twenty years ago) link

eight years pass...

Fans of Action should check out the Illeana Douglas episode of Jay Mohr's podcast where they tell all the inside stories about the show and how messed up things were behind the scenes.

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 21 September 2012 00:17 (eleven years ago) link

omg was Crooooooooow our first sock puppet - and none other than Ned Raggett at that?!

free-range chicken pox (Matt P), Friday, 21 September 2012 02:50 (eleven years ago) link

a sock puppet is not a person who posts regular things without any false persona under a handle taken from the name of a famous puppet

some dude, Friday, 21 September 2012 02:59 (eleven years ago) link

I can totally believe that this thread has no mention of RUBICON on it. still sad that AMC cancelled it after one season

El Tomboto, Friday, 21 September 2012 03:01 (eleven years ago) link

tbf this thread has only had like 5 posts since Rubicon aired

some dude, Friday, 21 September 2012 03:15 (eleven years ago) link

well RUBICON

El Tomboto, Sunday, 23 September 2012 02:58 (eleven years ago) link

four years pass...

Really happy to discover that the complete run of both Pasadena (Mike White's dark soap opera loosely based on the LA Times Chandler family) and East Side West Side (1963 gritty drama with George C. Scott as a social worker) are up on YouTube.

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 26 September 2016 06:55 (seven years ago) link

Psi Factor. It's the Canadian X Files. It's hosted by an Ackroyd, and it's got the bloke from Max Headroom in it. And no one except me has ever seen it!
― masonic boom, Saturday, June 23, 2001 5:00 PM (fifteen years ago)

i used to make the radio promo spots for this show

sarahell, Monday, 26 September 2016 17:38 (seven years ago) link

i didn't think Pasadena was that great when it was on. i might have been wrong though.

scott seward, Monday, 26 September 2016 17:43 (seven years ago) link

just makes me wish they'd put China Beach on Hulu or Netflix.

scott seward, Monday, 26 September 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

four years pass...

idk about brilliant but INTERBANG‽ def made an impression growing up & ive never heard anyone else mention it

The 💨 that shook the barlow (wins), Sunday, 27 June 2021 18:03 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

I remember 'The Ugliest Girl in Town.' I remember thinking he was cuter than Marlo Thomas. I also remember 'T.H.E Cat' at least I think that was the name of it. It was like 'It Takes A Thief' meets 'Man From Uncle.' Some former cat burglar all dressed in black using a grappling hook and rope to fight crime and uncover espionage. Always jumping from rooftops and such. Another fave was 'My World and Welcome To It' based on James Thurber. I think the star was the same guy that kamakazied a Federation shuttle craft into a giant ice cream cone that ate planets on Star Trek.

This post otm. Found it whilst thinking about starting a thread about It Takes a Thief, which I still may do.

Think Fast, Mr. Mojo Risin’ (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 13 March 2023 10:52 (one year ago) link


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