Bloomberg: What the hell is his problem?

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Other Giuliani achievements: fining clubs for allowing patrons to dance and promising to prosecute people who set off firecrackers on Chinese New Year

I think it's safe to say that the man hates fun

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 21:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Giuliani had an extremely confrontational and dictatorial style that works well with people in the Police Dept but doesn't work so well in the spaghetti of city agencies and constituencies that any NY mayor has to placate and deal with on a weekly basis. He refused to play ball unless there was something in it for him (i.e. demonstrable votes or other more immediate civic powers). He would just announce things, bypassing consultations with groups that traditionally were included in policy discussions.

= GREATEST MAYOR EVER IN HISTORY! I never thought of him that way but that's exactly how I'd do things to, I'd be all like, fuck you all, I don't care what you gotta say, I pity the fool who thinks I care what you gotta say, then I'd be all doing things.

Except I wouldn't ban dancing, that's silly. The man can't hate fun though - the drag!

Manon Lescaut is officially a book for assholes, stop talking about it.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 23:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

one year passes...
I'm a fan of Bloomberg. Why? 311 was a good idea. He's Laissez Faire. And I support the banning of car alarms and the ticketing for noisy dogs.

Ghostface Threadkillah (calstars), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 02:31 (nineteen years ago) link

if ally were mayor, she'd be a female giuliani. would she dress up as a dude on saturday night live, though?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 02:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I would immediately enact a law against me doing or saying anything while having the flu.

Allyzay, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 02:41 (nineteen years ago) link

made-up quotes attributed to john stuart mill (shit, throw in david hume too!) would be carved onto city hall's walls.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 02:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I was half-expecting this revive to be courtesy of the Pinefox.

Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 05:11 (nineteen years ago) link

there's something about bloomberg i actually like. perhaps his lack of "folksiness"--a disease that seems to plague all politicians these days, whether they come to it naturally or at the urgings of consultants.

what is manon lescaut?

amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 05:33 (nineteen years ago) link

A reference to Ally's email address. It is also a novel and an opera.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 11:32 (nineteen years ago) link

I 'm with amateur!st -- I sorta like that Bloomberg doesn't mind taking a few shots to get what he wants to do done. Whether you like his smoking ban, recycling cutbacks (restored), tax increases (rolled back), etc. or not, at least he's had the political will to see them through. He's had a tough act to follow, picking up where the deified Giuliani left off, and I think he's been smart not to try to fill those shoes.

rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 13:19 (nineteen years ago) link

311 was a good idea.

yeah, altho he didn't think of it. Chicago had a 311 line at least 2 years before NYC.

Bloomberg sucks because he hates ice cream and puppies.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 13:25 (nineteen years ago) link

four years pass...

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\\\\\\\\YES//////// (ice crӕm), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 18:55 (fifteen years ago) link

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/35/92/68/18450207.jpg

Mackro Mackro, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link

not saying i'll vote for him (not saying i won't either), but term limits suck

gabbneb, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link

yah theyre completely undemocratic

\\\\\\\\YES//////// (ice crӕm), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 20:25 (fifteen years ago) link

if i didn't think so, i might have more of a problem with his making a push as a sitting mayor in a 'crisis' context

gabbneb, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 20:25 (fifteen years ago) link

would i feel the same if we still had giuliani? uhhh.

gabbneb, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 20:27 (fifteen years ago) link

yes, term limits suck, and yes, Reagan's corpse wd still be prez if we didnt have em.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 20:27 (fifteen years ago) link

^^only if the 22nd Amendment allowed for zombie presidents instead of imposing a term limit Morbs

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 20:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Tom Bradley was mayor of L.A. for about 734 years, and even though I didn't dislike him as mayor, there's this "too settled" thing about not having term limits that tends to rot after a while, whether you like the mayor or not.

Mackro Mackro, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 20:29 (fifteen years ago) link

In the United States, term limits on executives are absurd. Bloomberg has been an excellent technocrat for a city that was in desperate need for one. Hopefully he’ll win a third term and create even a larger precedent for future mayor’s.

Allen, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link

hey, that was kinda funny, morbs

gabbneb, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link

if we hadn't had term limits, we might not have gotten bloomie in the first place

gabbneb, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link

term limits alternate between seeming like a good idea and like a bad idea every 8 years or so.

Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 1 October 2008 04:02 (fifteen years ago) link

i have always thought term limits were a bad idea, even if i am thankful that they foreclosed the theoretical possibility of another Giuliani or Bush term

gabbneb, Wednesday, 1 October 2008 04:08 (fifteen years ago) link

petition vs the City Council overruling the vote on NYC term limits, if that's your view:

http://www.ItsOurDecision.org

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 8 October 2008 16:31 (fifteen years ago) link

not my view

gabbneb, Wednesday, 8 October 2008 16:32 (fifteen years ago) link

we knew.

Let's have the fucking anti-free speech billionaire stay cuz there's a "crisis" caused by his breed.

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 8 October 2008 16:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Cheistine Quinn:

http://www.movieactors.com/freezeframes5/blazingsad31.jpeg

"We've gotta protect our phony baloney jobs, gentlemen!"

Dr Morbius, Monday, 13 October 2008 13:01 (fifteen years ago) link

there's a "crisis" caused by his breed

Bloomberg hasn't been a banker since 1981, and I don't believe he's ever been involved with mortgage-backed securities. He ran a technology and media company, and for the last dozen years, he's also operated one of the largest philanthropies in the country.

gabbneb, Monday, 13 October 2008 13:09 (fifteen years ago) link

^in the tank for Masters of the Universe

(God bless the smoking ban, tho)

Dr Morbius, Monday, 13 October 2008 13:13 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm just stating facts. I do think that Bloomberg might be the right guy to deal with a struggling economy the transition from a NY funded by Wall St, or maybe he won't be - let's see who runs and what they propose. I am quite certain that Christopher Brodeur, for instance, like Sarah Palin is very much the wrong guy, at any time.

gabbneb, Monday, 13 October 2008 13:18 (fifteen years ago) link

The idea of Sarah Palin as a guy disturbs me.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 13 October 2008 13:56 (fifteen years ago) link

maybe locking up anyone who engages in protest against Wall St w/out a charge for 72 hours will be the plan.

Dr Morbius, Monday, 13 October 2008 14:01 (fifteen years ago) link

so the CC votes tomorrow. Love those Bloomie gritted-teeth responses to questions about anyone who would dare impede his coup d'etat...

Mugabe? OK, it's an outrageous comparison. Forgive me. Mike Bloomberg would never shut down newspapers or use brutal thugs against dissenters in order to hold onto power. He doesn't have to. He buys them....

http://www.villagevoice.com/2008-10-22/columns/michael-bloomberg-s-velvet-coup/

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 19:30 (fifteen years ago) link

ok, I vote No on Bloomberg here

gabbneb, Thursday, 23 October 2008 07:15 (fifteen years ago) link

by Sewell Chan and Jonathan P. Hicks

After a spirited, emotional and at times raucous debate, the City Council voted, 29 to 22, on Thursday afternoon to extend term limits, allow Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg to seek re-election next year and undo the result of two voter referendums that had imposed a limit of two four-year terms. (Please refresh this post for latest updates.)

The vote was a major victory for Mayor Bloomberg — a billionaire and lifelong Democrat who was elected mayor as a Republican in 2001, won re-election in 2005 and decided just weeks ago that he wished to seek a third term in 2009 — and for the Council’s speaker, Christine C. Quinn, but the intense acrimony surrounding the decision could come at great cost.

After Public Advocate Betsy Gotbaum, who presides over the Council, announced the final result, the balcony erupted in shouts of “The city’s for sale!” and “Shame on you!”

Earlier, at 3:22 p.m. the Council rejected, 28 to 22, a key amendment that would have called for a public referendum on term limits by summoning a Charter Revision Commission, which would schedule a special election. One member, James Sanders Jr. of Queens, abstained on the amendment. (See the end of this article for the full roll call.)

Opponents of the bill to extend term limits without a public vote crowded the balcony of the Council chamber. As Ms. Gotbaum announced the final vote count on the amendment, groans erupted from the balcony, which was packed with members of the public opposed to extending term limits without a public vote. The Council immediately turned its attention to the main bill, which would extend the limit to three terms from two.

Councilman Bill de Blasio of Brooklyn, who supported the amendment, warned his colleagues that the Council’s legitimacy would be forever tarnished.

“The people of the city will long remember what we have done here today, and the people will be unforgiving,” Mr. de Blasio said. “We are stealing like a thief in the night their right to shape our democracy.”

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 23 October 2008 20:45 (fifteen years ago) link

I bet Rudy is pissed.

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 23 October 2008 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link

I know I am.

Casuistry, Thursday, 23 October 2008 22:32 (fifteen years ago) link

The Inside City Hall host on NY1 (the Time Warner local news cable outlet), Dominic Carter -- who've I've generally found to be a reliable softball tosser (he has to treat Ed Koch and Al D'Amato as serious analysts, for one thing) -- was practically laughing in the face of City Council members who voted for this thing and claimed it didn't smell.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 24 October 2008 16:58 (fifteen years ago) link

four months pass...

well, anti-corporate comedian Rev. Billy -- who I've never found all that funny -- has the Green nomination for mayor. I wonder if any non-comedians will challenge Emperor Mike.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/02/nyregion/02billy.html

Dr Morbius, Monday, 2 March 2009 21:10 (fifteen years ago) link

The strongest candidate to face Bloomberg will be a guy with the last name that is a homophone with 1) a slang term for being an emasculated, inffectual loser and 2) gradeschool term for penis.

burt_stanton, Monday, 2 March 2009 21:28 (fifteen years ago) link

gabbs loves the weiner-schnitzel, so be warned.

LOLBJ (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 March 2009 21:34 (fifteen years ago) link

forewarned is forearmed, as it were ...

LOLBJ (Eisbaer), Monday, 2 March 2009 21:34 (fifteen years ago) link

ugh, Son of Chucky

Dr Morbius, Monday, 2 March 2009 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link

sorry, burt!

http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2009/03/12/1833617.aspx

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 12 March 2009 15:38 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

yay, Weinerdick definitely out.

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...

At least Green Party candidate Billy Talen heckled the Mayor from the audience: "What are you doing here, Mike? We voted for term limits!" In a statement Rev. Billy said, "The missing voice tonight was the voice of New York City's neighborhoods, which Bloomberg and the Democrats have victimized in their lust for the bubble-based economies of tourism, chain stores and Wall Street..."

No one gives a shit.

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/archives/2009/10/bloomberg-thomp.php

Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

You all know what to do.

Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 13:38 (fourteen years ago) link

wishing for an asteroid for each of em

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:33 (four years ago) link

from that list of Bloomberg quotes

"If I were a woman, I would wear high heels."

of course you would, dude, you're super short and probably have considered it anyway

mh, Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:37 (four years ago) link

Trump otm?

I'm not sure I would actually vote if Bloomberg was the nominee? I guess I would because of the Supreme Court, but there is a 50-50 chance Bloomberg selects a Federalist Society ghoul anyway.

We're jumping on the road with @Nickelback this summer! (PBKR), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:38 (four years ago) link

Actually I doubt that. He's a Republican at heart, but he's not a FedSoc Republican.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:41 (four years ago) link

bloomberg > trump just for the climate stuff. but yeah

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:42 (four years ago) link

I will of course show up at the polls for him if it comes to that. Hell, I'd canvass for him if he was the nom, but does he even have volunteers? I feel like he probably just has an army of Boston Dynamics robots that go door to door for him.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:51 (four years ago) link

to posit the possibility of a Bloomberg nomination is defeatism, you pikers

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:54 (four years ago) link

God, Trump would clown Bloomberg in a debate so bad. People that don't know Bloomberg well should check out clips of him doing dumbass everyday political stuff like opening a sports arena or honoring someone famous. He is so bad at that shit and has no charisma.

We're jumping on the road with @Nickelback this summer! (PBKR), Thursday, 13 February 2020 19:07 (four years ago) link

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— Garf Gab (@GarfieldFanArt) February 13, 2020

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Thursday, 13 February 2020 19:11 (four years ago) link

Bloomberg is a remarkably poor public speaker. if he actually has to start talking his numbers will tank harder than Biden's

frogbs, Thursday, 13 February 2020 20:11 (four years ago) link

I didn't have much exposure to his speaking voice until recently but he really does have that patrician, speaking-down-his-nose-at-the-plebes tone nailed down.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 13 February 2020 20:12 (four years ago) link

bloomberg's 'actually, rich new yorkers are laughing at you' is exactly why people fucking vote for trump

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 February 2020 20:16 (four years ago) link

Wait till you hear him speak Spanish

Josefa, Thursday, 13 February 2020 20:16 (four years ago) link

https://twitter.com/ElBloombito

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 February 2020 20:19 (four years ago) link

BOOMberg

Bloomberg at his second event today in NC: Trump “calls me little Mike. My answer is Donald, where I come from we measure height from the neck up.”

whistling (brownie), Thursday, 13 February 2020 20:21 (four years ago) link

Would imagine that Trump is taller by that measure also

Josefa, Thursday, 13 February 2020 20:23 (four years ago) link

My answer is Donald, where I come from we measure height from the neck up.

God, I hate bullies and I want to give Bloomberg a wedgie.

We're jumping on the road with @Nickelback this summer! (PBKR), Thursday, 13 February 2020 21:02 (four years ago) link

it's interesting to see Trump spend his energy attacking the guy he'd have the easiest time beating while defending the person most likely to defeat him but that's how his brain works.

frogbs, Thursday, 13 February 2020 21:06 (four years ago) link


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