Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

"apparently he's the god of orthodontics"

ok, that's way too good...

I say that every week, and every week, there's something gets chosen that's like "Oh, I forgot, the Joneses are coming over for Polenta" or something.

"Apparently the soil contains traces of Prozac."

"I'm afraid of what we'll find if we dig any deeper."

"Welcome to Christmas Island."

"the irony is that they were wiped out in a mass suicide cult"

"this is not normal..."

"they say this island illustrates 'the comedy of the commons'"

comedy of the commons is awesome but too obscure, i fear.

"This hill has an unobstructed view of Mt. Bosom."

"The first line of the inscription reads 'Something going to something something up. Never something something down.' I don't understand it either."

"Well, they were certainly handsome devils, eh? Some say they simply admired themselves to death."

"what's with all these rock hard penises?"

"I'm afraid of what we'll find if we dig any deeper."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, March 5, 2012
A+

orthodontics line a dead cert

Ebert:

http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/assets_c/2012/03/%20%20%20easter-thumb-510x384-45321.jpg

"they really like this punchline"

oh shit EDIT "they really like this caption"

haha that's great

"Believe me, it's what's under the ground that's most interesting."
Submitted by Webb Harris
Winter Springs, Fla.

Verry close to EZ Snappin's version!

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/03/26/p465/120326_contest_p465.jpg

Damn it! Mine was better.

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"This isn't what I meant when I asked you to lock up the house."

"marco"

"It took me ten hours to inflate, you can at least turn around and look at it."

nice one forks!

"Sigmund's all grown up now Johnny. He can hold his own with his crazy family."

"For goodness sake, I don't care what Maud got up to with hers! We really need a poolboy"

"Oh god, why did it just get about 20 degrees warmer in here?"

"Believe me, it's what's under the ground water that's most interesting."

"marco"

― Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 10:40 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this actually made me laugh, it cannot win

"I could play bass, but c'mon, THREE bass players?"

"did you remember to use the SPF 75?"

Loch Ness called, they want their patio furniture back

"You don't want to wake the dragon." /obvious

"You sure you want to pass on this psilocybin tea?"

forks ftw

but also:

"prepare to die"

"i thought you said you cleaned the pool"

"no, really, i love your mother. she can stay as long as she wants."

"i know the piranha were getting to be a problem, but..."

"i picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue"

"This is Norman"

"prepare to die" should be a caption in more nyer toons, esp the ones with some boring couple sitting on couches

"Just til they get back off holiday you say?"

"Told you that dwarven pool company was a mistake"

"did you remember to level up honey?"

poolboy caption is pretty good.

this is a pretty tough one, I think.

"You know, this is a bit improbable from the perspective of volume displacement"

the pic is not that funny on its own, is the problem

and it's a chinese dragon, another kink