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the way this developed is p. amazing, number none the utd fan going from 'performance of champions' to...

cuuuunts

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 March 2012 16:56 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not unlucky there. Just a bit of crap defending.

― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 4 March 2012 16:57 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

United finally have the goal their first half dominance merited

― Striking Minors (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 4 March 2012 16:58 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That was so so predictable after 45 minutes of largely unthreatening dominance. United will come back several times stronger in the second half.

― Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Sunday, 4 March 2012 16:59 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cuuuuuuunts

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:01 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not sure I can face watching the inevitable crushing despair that will be the second half

― Sylv_ebanks (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:01 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not sure I can face watching the inevitable crushing despair that will be the second half rest of the season

― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:02 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well yeah if we're in fourth by the end of this month I'll be overjoyed

― Sylv_ebanks (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:04 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

performance of champions

― Number None, Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:04 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cunts fuckn cunts fuck them fuck those other cunts fuckin cuuunts

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:04 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

refs a cunt friedel's fuckin made a cunt of it, walker's not cunting done it and cunt it any cunt but that cunt

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:06 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Rafael needs to come on though cos Jones is looking good for a red. It's come to something when i'm recommending Rafael as a safe option

― Number None, Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:06 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you're utd nobody's gonna send ye off cos everyone's a cunt

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:07 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Just looked at United's run-in. With the exception of City away on April 30th, it's piss easy. If they win this one and are still within a couple of points of City by next month that fixture's going to be absolutely massive.

Cunts obv.

― Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:09 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

obv

― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:11 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

performance of cunts

― Number None, Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:13 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a hoy hoy, Monday, 5 March 2012 01:06 (twelve years ago) link

u guys sure like the c-word a lot, huh

Mordy, Monday, 5 March 2012 01:12 (twelve years ago) link

the irish man, the irish.

a hoy hoy, Monday, 5 March 2012 01:15 (twelve years ago) link

*cough cough*

Footcelsior

*cough cough*

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 5 March 2012 01:17 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah apart from lolworthy excess of the cnutword I didnt understand a bar of that one.

Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Monday, 5 March 2012 01:23 (twelve years ago) link

I just assume if I see the word cunt in excelsior, the subject is incomprehensible foreign sports.

cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Monday, 5 March 2012 01:25 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVYW2cTOSYw

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Monday, 5 March 2012 01:35 (twelve years ago) link

^^about rubgy probably, not even clicking

cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Monday, 5 March 2012 01:41 (twelve years ago) link

lol

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Monday, 5 March 2012 01:54 (twelve years ago) link

Well it possibly involves ball-crushing

Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Monday, 5 March 2012 02:01 (twelve years ago) link

*cough cough*

Footcelsior

*cough cough*

There's plenty of stuff that gets posted to Excelsior threads that's incomprehensible to non-Americans, so I don't see why the Brits can't post their incomprehensible stuff too?

Tuomas, Monday, 5 March 2012 11:21 (twelve years ago) link

hey there's plenty of stuff that gets posted to Excelsior that's comprehensible but not funny too.

Mo Money Mo Johnston (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 March 2012 11:26 (twelve years ago) link

you know what's really great? when we all argue for ages about whether something's excelsiorable or not. nothing makes me laugh harder or longer.

face depalma (stevie), Monday, 5 March 2012 12:08 (twelve years ago) link

i am happy to see Tuomas defending the posting of things that are incomprehensible

A BIG JOE JORDAN TYPE OF POSTER (onimo), Monday, 5 March 2012 12:22 (twelve years ago) link

think of it as a production meeting for the forthcoming Cafepress book xp

Sylv_ebanks (DJ Mencap), Monday, 5 March 2012 12:27 (twelve years ago) link

if a few people had stamped on the unfunny sooner, that book cd've been a bestseller

Mo Money Mo Johnston (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 March 2012 12:29 (twelve years ago) link

Not sure what is up with you people and this "iPad laptop" thing.

― valleys of your mind (mh), Sunday, 4 March 2012 21:52 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

btw they already made that and it's called an iPad. You just have to buy one of the many cases that has an attached keyboard or the keyboard dock

― valleys of your mind (mh), Sunday, 4 March 2012 21:53 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm sure I told you guys that adding a wireless keyboard to an iPad is packed with win xp

― Wub wub wub wubwubwubwub wub Pzzzzzzz WUBB wubwub (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 4 March 2012 21:54 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you'd think they'd pack in windows 8

― Nhex, Monday, 5 March 2012 03:45 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

James Mitchell, Monday, 5 March 2012 12:31 (twelve years ago) link

nice.

love in der club of gore (c sharp major), Monday, 5 March 2012 13:11 (twelve years ago) link

nhex bringing next level

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 5 March 2012 13:54 (twelve years ago) link

haha

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Monday, 5 March 2012 14:38 (twelve years ago) link

arseen wengah 'aving a go
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17261746

Rosie 47 (ken c), Monday, 5 March 2012 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

rong fred innit me china

Rosie 47 (ken c), Monday, 5 March 2012 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

Looney Runes

^ some good outtakes on this Zep boot.

― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Monday, March 5, 2012 12:39 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

beachville, Monday, 5 March 2012 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

hahah

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 5 March 2012 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

I only know the one song by Al Green.

― beachville, Tuesday, March 6, 2012 9:10 AM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

harsh

― Humperdin C.K. (seandalai), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 9:18 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that song is a cover of Taco's "Puttin' on the Ritz"

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 9:18 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

^ahahahaha

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:08 (twelve years ago) link

is this old? i can't believe this is real. sorry, don't usually post facebook lolz on here

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/422627_384373131573016_117982368212095_1543899_321217585_n.jpg

scott seward, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

but it did make me laugh...

scott seward, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:36 (twelve years ago) link

photoshopped, but excellent nonetheless.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:36 (twelve years ago) link

oh it is! okay, yeah, it seemed too good to be true.

scott seward, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

i do like the idea of calling him r-money though

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:40 (twelve years ago) link

r-money grip

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:40 (twelve years ago) link

where my dogs at

on the roof

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

ahaha

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

I guess the other campaign is raising O-SCRIP, a billion's worth

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

He's pretty cool, but I support him more for his dreamy qualities

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

Dude should just embrace who he is: R-Money

Clancy Fans and Fancy Clans (Eazy), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

r-money of the spheres

tanuki, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:09 (twelve years ago) link

I guess the other campaign is raising O-SCRIP, a billion's worth

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 2:44 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's really sad when dude gets to 'riffing' while still grimly on-message

some dude, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:49 (twelve years ago) link

wrong thread

lil kink (Matt P), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

from the "found porn in the woods thread":


I remember finding one where rain/exposure had shifted the dyes such that everyone had turned green. Just Hulks and She-Hulks all over the place.

― bentelec, Tuesday, March 6, 2012 11:02 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

would smash hulk

― c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 11:07 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stan this sick bunt (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 23:13 (twelve years ago) link

Don't make me horny. You wouldn't like me when I'm horny.

nickn, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

i think i hulk would smash as a SN at one point.

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 00:07 (twelve years ago) link

see also:
- ihop
- that stripey gum with the horses

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, March 7, 2012 12:06 AM (11 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol i just realized thats probably a zebra

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, March 7, 2012 12:06 AM (2 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 05:07 (twelve years ago) link

But sort of back on topic, one of my colleagues (who is black) told me last week that her son's school requires him to keep his hair at least two inches long???!!! Like, there's a school rule about it. And of course her son HATES this with a burning white-hot hate because hair that long is..... not exactly in among the London yoot

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 8:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg, is that an anti-skinhead rule?

lololololololololol

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 8:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...

id guess its a prep school pleb-phobe thing?

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 9:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or can state schools make inane rules too idk

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 9:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He doesn't go to prep school, so it's not that

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 9:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if yr childs hair is less than 2" long then it means u are currently glassing a suspected nonce in an estate pub

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 9:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

face depalma (stevie), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 07:49 (twelve years ago) link

state schools live to make inane rules dude

Mo Money Mo Johnston (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 07:50 (twelve years ago) link

oh god I mean yeah, cmon.

Mark G, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 09:29 (twelve years ago) link

http://mymdna.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dna_strand_sm.gif

― Eric H., Tuesday, March 6, 2012 6:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...

I don't even want to know what's happening back there

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 6:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's like opening the Necromonicon.

― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 6:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 10:04 (twelve years ago) link

if yr childs hair is less than 2" long then it means u are currently glassing a suspected nonce in an estate pub

I can't begin to decipher this. Glassing a nonce? Estate pub?

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 13:16 (twelve years ago) link


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