Let an EXCELSIOR be an EXCELSIOR, and let sleeping LOLS lie

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i love Looney Toons to death but i think i'd feel weird about figuring out where they fit on my ballot and leave them out -- still on the fence on whether i'll even include any animated features

― some dude, Friday, March 2, 2012 8:40 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ hero imo

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Friday, March 2, 2012 8:40 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't like to use the word hero lightly, but yes, i guess i am a hero

― some dude, Friday, March 2, 2012 8:42 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Smith... Frobisher Smith. (Viceroy), Friday, 2 March 2012 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

lol

iatee, Friday, 2 March 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

the context of the handful of posts before/after those is what makes it imo

some dude, Friday, 2 March 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

That's almost a Jack Handey quote.

pplains, Friday, 2 March 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

I'm happily married, in love with my wife, secure in growing older, but if my wife said "Oh, by the way Honey, I'm inviting the cheerleading squad over to our house for a sleepover this weekend," my reply would likely be something along the lines of "That sounds great. If you need anything, I'll be in Tunica County, Mississippi."

― pplains, Friday, March 2, 2012 5:24 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

little do you know... this weekend, tunica county is hosting the largest cheerleading convention in the country

― max, Friday, March 2, 2012 5:26 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

you should get an extra vote and a free car if you have killed someone with your virginity

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Friday, March 2, 2012 2:42 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Friday, 2 March 2012 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

lol, read that as "tote" and prefer it that way

drop these whiners on a island (Surviver style) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 March 2012 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

i think reaching out to a white audience is a good change for spin

― the wild eyed boy from soundcloud (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, March 2, 2012 2:58 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

goole, Friday, 2 March 2012 21:24 (twelve years ago) link

the reason "tumblr whites" is classic is because it's such a horribly clueless continuation of the Why do white people criticize one another for being white? bullshit people as smart as whiney should've gotten over a no;;opm uears agp

― some dude, Friday, March 2, 2012 4:42 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"a no;;opm uears agp" is the way they say "a million years ago" in the future btw

― some dude, Friday, March 2, 2012 4:42 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

woah, Esperanto

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Friday, March 2, 2012 4:42 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pinterest esperanto

― lag∞n, Friday, March 2, 2012 4:45 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Flagpost Sitta (Phil D.), Friday, 2 March 2012 22:37 (twelve years ago) link

have you guys seen the sequel

― lag∞n, Sunday, 4 March 2012 05:24 (15 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

blade runner 2 electric sheepaloo?

― Philip Nunez, Sunday, 4 March 2012 05:25 (15 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Sunday, 4 March 2012 09:43 (twelve years ago) link

people are still doing that joke eh?

Number None, Sunday, 4 March 2012 14:23 (twelve years ago) link

doin that joke 2: electric fuckutoo

q: are we not women? a: we are divas! (m bison), Sunday, 4 March 2012 14:26 (twelve years ago) link

its funny tho because electric sheepaloo actually refers to something

lag∞n, Sunday, 4 March 2012 15:16 (twelve years ago) link

a superior example of the form no doubt

Number None, Sunday, 4 March 2012 15:16 (twelve years ago) link

the way this developed is p. amazing, number none the utd fan going from 'performance of champions' to...

cuuuunts

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 March 2012 16:56 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not unlucky there. Just a bit of crap defending.

― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 4 March 2012 16:57 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

United finally have the goal their first half dominance merited

― Striking Minors (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 4 March 2012 16:58 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That was so so predictable after 45 minutes of largely unthreatening dominance. United will come back several times stronger in the second half.

― Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Sunday, 4 March 2012 16:59 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cuuuuuuunts

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:01 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not sure I can face watching the inevitable crushing despair that will be the second half

― Sylv_ebanks (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:01 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not sure I can face watching the inevitable crushing despair that will be the second half rest of the season

― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:02 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well yeah if we're in fourth by the end of this month I'll be overjoyed

― Sylv_ebanks (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:04 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

performance of champions

― Number None, Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:04 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cunts fuckn cunts fuck them fuck those other cunts fuckin cuuunts

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:04 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

refs a cunt friedel's fuckin made a cunt of it, walker's not cunting done it and cunt it any cunt but that cunt

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:06 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Rafael needs to come on though cos Jones is looking good for a red. It's come to something when i'm recommending Rafael as a safe option

― Number None, Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:06 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you're utd nobody's gonna send ye off cos everyone's a cunt

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:07 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Just looked at United's run-in. With the exception of City away on April 30th, it's piss easy. If they win this one and are still within a couple of points of City by next month that fixture's going to be absolutely massive.

Cunts obv.

― Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:09 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

obv

― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:11 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

performance of cunts

― Number None, Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:13 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a hoy hoy, Monday, 5 March 2012 01:06 (twelve years ago) link

u guys sure like the c-word a lot, huh

Mordy, Monday, 5 March 2012 01:12 (twelve years ago) link

the irish man, the irish.

a hoy hoy, Monday, 5 March 2012 01:15 (twelve years ago) link

*cough cough*

Footcelsior

*cough cough*

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 5 March 2012 01:17 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah apart from lolworthy excess of the cnutword I didnt understand a bar of that one.

Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Monday, 5 March 2012 01:23 (twelve years ago) link

I just assume if I see the word cunt in excelsior, the subject is incomprehensible foreign sports.

cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Monday, 5 March 2012 01:25 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVYW2cTOSYw

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Monday, 5 March 2012 01:35 (twelve years ago) link

^^about rubgy probably, not even clicking

cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Monday, 5 March 2012 01:41 (twelve years ago) link

lol

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Monday, 5 March 2012 01:54 (twelve years ago) link

Well it possibly involves ball-crushing

Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Monday, 5 March 2012 02:01 (twelve years ago) link

*cough cough*

Footcelsior

*cough cough*

There's plenty of stuff that gets posted to Excelsior threads that's incomprehensible to non-Americans, so I don't see why the Brits can't post their incomprehensible stuff too?

Tuomas, Monday, 5 March 2012 11:21 (twelve years ago) link

hey there's plenty of stuff that gets posted to Excelsior that's comprehensible but not funny too.

Mo Money Mo Johnston (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 March 2012 11:26 (twelve years ago) link

you know what's really great? when we all argue for ages about whether something's excelsiorable or not. nothing makes me laugh harder or longer.

face depalma (stevie), Monday, 5 March 2012 12:08 (twelve years ago) link

i am happy to see Tuomas defending the posting of things that are incomprehensible

A BIG JOE JORDAN TYPE OF POSTER (onimo), Monday, 5 March 2012 12:22 (twelve years ago) link

think of it as a production meeting for the forthcoming Cafepress book xp

Sylv_ebanks (DJ Mencap), Monday, 5 March 2012 12:27 (twelve years ago) link

if a few people had stamped on the unfunny sooner, that book cd've been a bestseller

Mo Money Mo Johnston (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 March 2012 12:29 (twelve years ago) link

Not sure what is up with you people and this "iPad laptop" thing.

― valleys of your mind (mh), Sunday, 4 March 2012 21:52 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

btw they already made that and it's called an iPad. You just have to buy one of the many cases that has an attached keyboard or the keyboard dock

― valleys of your mind (mh), Sunday, 4 March 2012 21:53 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm sure I told you guys that adding a wireless keyboard to an iPad is packed with win xp

― Wub wub wub wubwubwubwub wub Pzzzzzzz WUBB wubwub (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 4 March 2012 21:54 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you'd think they'd pack in windows 8

― Nhex, Monday, 5 March 2012 03:45 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

James Mitchell, Monday, 5 March 2012 12:31 (twelve years ago) link

nice.

love in der club of gore (c sharp major), Monday, 5 March 2012 13:11 (twelve years ago) link

nhex bringing next level

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 5 March 2012 13:54 (twelve years ago) link

haha

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Monday, 5 March 2012 14:38 (twelve years ago) link

arseen wengah 'aving a go
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17261746

Rosie 47 (ken c), Monday, 5 March 2012 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

rong fred innit me china

Rosie 47 (ken c), Monday, 5 March 2012 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

Looney Runes

^ some good outtakes on this Zep boot.

― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Monday, March 5, 2012 12:39 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

beachville, Monday, 5 March 2012 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

hahah

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 5 March 2012 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

I only know the one song by Al Green.

― beachville, Tuesday, March 6, 2012 9:10 AM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

harsh

― Humperdin C.K. (seandalai), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 9:18 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that song is a cover of Taco's "Puttin' on the Ritz"

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 9:18 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

^ahahahaha

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:08 (twelve years ago) link

is this old? i can't believe this is real. sorry, don't usually post facebook lolz on here

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/422627_384373131573016_117982368212095_1543899_321217585_n.jpg

scott seward, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

but it did make me laugh...

scott seward, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:36 (twelve years ago) link

photoshopped, but excellent nonetheless.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:36 (twelve years ago) link

oh it is! okay, yeah, it seemed too good to be true.

scott seward, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

i do like the idea of calling him r-money though

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:40 (twelve years ago) link

r-money grip

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:40 (twelve years ago) link

where my dogs at

on the roof

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

ahaha

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

I guess the other campaign is raising O-SCRIP, a billion's worth

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:44 (twelve years ago) link


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