2012 republican presidential nominee III: can romney get santorum out of his hair?

done us more injury than Great Britain & all her fleets and armies."

today's Romney gaffe

hes improving on his flip flop turn around time, working really hard, impressive stuff

it is really, really hard to imagine this guy winning an election

GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR. SHALL WE PLAY A GAME? _

YES _

VERY WELL _

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Mitt Romney is the one non-handicapped guy competing in the Special Olympics, and he’s just barely winning.

Thanks for reminding me to ignore everything Seth MacFarlane says

Santorum and his never ending lulz

“[Karen] worked as a nurse, but after we got married, she decided to walk away, yet didn’t quit working. She was a mother, and also wrote two books,” Santorum said, in what also seemed to be an appeal to female voters.

He spent most of his speech repeating the themes he does on the stump, including his mention of the Declaration of Independence, but this evening there was a twist on that, too.

“The men and women who signed that declaration wrote the final phrase, ‘We pledge to each other our lives, our fortune, and our sacred honor,” Santorum said.

There were no women who signed the Declaration of Independence.

LOL

One thing that happens when you are a presidential candidate is that words become increasingly meaningless and all that you retain is the correct manner of their delivery. This is probably a simple case of flatlined brain waves cooupled with an open mouth. What matters more is when he says what he means and it makes your jaw drop..

*Nelson laugh*

http://www.buzzfeed.com/zekejmiller/santorum-loses-his-cool-during-interview-with-cinc

frank shaeffer quote in that last kingfish quote is amazing, bookmarked the page it came from

― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Thursday, March 1, 2012 10:45 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

His memoir is pretty remarkable & I recommend it highly: Crazy for God: How I Grew Up as One of the Elect, Helped Found the Religious Right, and Lived to Take All (or Almost All) of It Back

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/3/1/13/enhanced-buzz-14752-1330625470-109.jpg http://www.nndb.com/people/193/000024121/jason-lee.jpg

http://semantink.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/fred_obannion.jpg

Casey from last season's American Idol:

http://theashleysrealityroundup.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/CaseyAbrams4.jpg

here's a more recent book of Schaeffer's that I really need to read, assuming it doesn't depress me too much:

Sex, Mom, and God: How the Bible's Strange Take on Sex Led to Crazy Politics--and How I Learned to Love Women (and Jesus) Anyway

Another good piece about Santorum & the religious right's fixation on education:

http://www.nybooks.com/blogs/nyrblog/2012/feb/29/rick-santorum-arrested-development/

we're at 4.6K posts on this this thread, time for a new one yet?

can we call it: "2012 republican presidential nominee IV: literally pissing on breetbort's grave"?

ehh I am not for that

but feel free to make it w/ another title

"literally shitting on breetbort's grave"?

I don't like making fun of dead people because it reminds me of my own mortality

literally contemplating iatees inevitable grave

haha

^ a nervous laugh if ever i've heard one

NEEDS MORE BOOING

2012 Republican Presidential Nominee III: The Owls Are Not What They Seem (But the Trees Are Just the Right Height)

i am in favor of NEEDS MORE BOOING

agree

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0sai4UHkx1qb9ngzo1_400.jpg

Bob is not happy, but fire up "Needs More Booing."

i miss your tweets onscreen

I was pumping gas last night and a guy at an adjacent pump asked me "so who ya voting for? newt?" I was kind of dumbstruck as to why anyone would ask a complete stranger who they're voting for in the GOP primaries.

this guy might have been Newt in a wig fwiw

"He's the only 'Newt Gingrich' on the ballot!"

Kid Rock, the Megadeth guy, Mitt's visceral appeal to the rock world deepens. (Contra Josh Marshall, my guess is that the net harm/good fallout from the controversial Nugent endorsement will be minimal.) Still pending: Wishbone Ash.

2012 republican presidential nominee IV: NEEDS MORE BOOING

there we go