Let an EXCELSIOR be an EXCELSIOR, and let sleeping LOLS lie

legume shoots and scores

beautiful

I loved it!

just called feds on icey

How did I know you have them on speed dial.

i would say "snitches and talkers get stitches and walkers" but he's gotta be at least halfway there already

meet me halfway anytime

http://splitsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/thegraduate.jpg

if i had a twitter i'd say "Andrew Breitbart, PBUH"

― goole, Thursday, March 1, 2012 2:30 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

okay two things i've never heard of today.

― scott seward, Thursday, March 1, 2012 2:32 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Punk Bitch U Hated?

― scott seward, Thursday, March 1, 2012 2:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

when Dan Savage dies, how many Democrats will reveal that they've been carrying around bags of Santorum in their pockets every day as a tribute

― be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, March 1, 2012 1:56 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no, my son is also named beetbort

― flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, March 1, 2012 2:59 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dont try to decontextualize my amazing argument bro

― lag∞n, Thursday, March 1, 2012 7:32 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^a thing that could be awesome to say on cocaine

― lag∞n, Thursday, March 1, 2012 7:32 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

as someone who taught hs, the idea of wanting to embark on a romantic relationship with a hs student seems totally insane to me.

― Mordy, Thursday, March 1, 2012 4:08 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

exactly

― be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, March 1, 2012 4:09 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

agreed, love em and leave em

― lag∞n, Thursday, March 1, 2012 4:11 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

irl lol

legume on a roll

re the movie "hobo with a shotgun":

it's great film, even better than citizen kane

― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Thursday, March 1, 2012 4:16 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not quite as good as citizen kane with a shotgun though

― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Thursday, March 1, 2012 4:17 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

watching Solid Gold with my father was an odd experience because he would shout "WOO! SHAKE IT!" at the Solid Gold Dancers and I would always think to myself "they can't hear you"

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Thursday, March 1, 2012

i take what you're saying to a point, pf, but wd argue that the fact that wealthy people can also be the victim of racism doesn't mean that there's a hierarchy in which inequalities of wealth somehow trump inequalities of race (or gender or sexuality or etc). the inequalities form a complex web, and whilst not much is served by us at a distance arguing about the finer points of whether somebody's behaviour is racist or not, what we're really discussing is much closer to home and all of our lives - the society we live in and that we want to construct, i guess.

btw John Terry is a cunt

― Mo Money Mo Johnston (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 March 2012 13:15 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh yeah meant to say

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Friday, 2 March 2012 13:17 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he is.

― the pinefox, Friday, 2 March 2012 13:17 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was pumping gas last night and a guy at an adjacent pump asked me "so who ya voting for? newt?" I was kind of dumbstruck as to why anyone would ask a complete stranger who they're voting for in the GOP primaries.

― Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Friday, 2 March 2012 15:11 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this guy might have been Newt in a wig fwiw

― Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Friday, 2 March 2012 15:12 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha

i love Looney Toons to death but i think i'd feel weird about figuring out where they fit on my ballot and leave them out -- still on the fence on whether i'll even include any animated features

― some dude, Friday, March 2, 2012 8:40 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ hero imo

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Friday, March 2, 2012 8:40 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't like to use the word hero lightly, but yes, i guess i am a hero

― some dude, Friday, March 2, 2012 8:42 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

the context of the handful of posts before/after those is what makes it imo

That's almost a Jack Handey quote.

I'm happily married, in love with my wife, secure in growing older, but if my wife said "Oh, by the way Honey, I'm inviting the cheerleading squad over to our house for a sleepover this weekend," my reply would likely be something along the lines of "That sounds great. If you need anything, I'll be in Tunica County, Mississippi."

― pplains, Friday, March 2, 2012 5:24 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

little do you know... this weekend, tunica county is hosting the largest cheerleading convention in the country

― max, Friday, March 2, 2012 5:26 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you should get an extra vote and a free car if you have killed someone with your virginity

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Friday, March 2, 2012 2:42 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol, read that as "tote" and prefer it that way

i think reaching out to a white audience is a good change for spin

― the wild eyed boy from soundcloud (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, March 2, 2012 2:58 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the reason "tumblr whites" is classic is because it's such a horribly clueless continuation of the Why do white people criticize one another for being white? bullshit people as smart as whiney should've gotten over a no;;opm uears agp

― some dude, Friday, March 2, 2012 4:42 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"a no;;opm uears agp" is the way they say "a million years ago" in the future btw

― some dude, Friday, March 2, 2012 4:42 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

woah, Esperanto

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Friday, March 2, 2012 4:42 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pinterest esperanto

― lag∞n, Friday, March 2, 2012 4:45 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

have you guys seen the sequel

― lag∞n, Sunday, 4 March 2012 05:24 (15 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

blade runner 2 electric sheepaloo?

― Philip Nunez, Sunday, 4 March 2012 05:25 (15 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

people are still doing that joke eh?

doin that joke 2: electric fuckutoo

its funny tho because electric sheepaloo actually refers to something

a superior example of the form no doubt

the way this developed is p. amazing, number none the utd fan going from 'performance of champions' to...

cuuuunts

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 March 2012 16:56 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not unlucky there. Just a bit of crap defending.

― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 4 March 2012 16:57 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

United finally have the goal their first half dominance merited

― Striking Minors (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 4 March 2012 16:58 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That was so so predictable after 45 minutes of largely unthreatening dominance. United will come back several times stronger in the second half.

― Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Sunday, 4 March 2012 16:59 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cuuuuuuunts

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:01 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not sure I can face watching the inevitable crushing despair that will be the second half

― Sylv_ebanks (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:01 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not sure I can face watching the inevitable crushing despair that will be the second half rest of the season

― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:02 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well yeah if we're in fourth by the end of this month I'll be overjoyed

― Sylv_ebanks (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:04 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

performance of champions

― Number None, Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:04 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cunts fuckn cunts fuck them fuck those other cunts fuckin cuuunts

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:04 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

refs a cunt friedel's fuckin made a cunt of it, walker's not cunting done it and cunt it any cunt but that cunt

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:06 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Rafael needs to come on though cos Jones is looking good for a red. It's come to something when i'm recommending Rafael as a safe option

― Number None, Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:06 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you're utd nobody's gonna send ye off cos everyone's a cunt

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:07 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Just looked at United's run-in. With the exception of City away on April 30th, it's piss easy. If they win this one and are still within a couple of points of City by next month that fixture's going to be absolutely massive.

Cunts obv.

― Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:09 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

obv

― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:11 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

performance of cunts

― Number None, Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:13 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

u guys sure like the c-word a lot, huh

the irish man, the irish.

*cough cough*

Footcelsior

*cough cough*

Yeah apart from lolworthy excess of the cnutword I didnt understand a bar of that one.

I just assume if I see the word cunt in excelsior, the subject is incomprehensible foreign sports.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVYW2cTOSYw

^^about rubgy probably, not even clicking

lol

Well it possibly involves ball-crushing

*cough cough*

Footcelsior

*cough cough*

There's plenty of stuff that gets posted to Excelsior threads that's incomprehensible to non-Americans, so I don't see why the Brits can't post their incomprehensible stuff too?

hey there's plenty of stuff that gets posted to Excelsior that's comprehensible but not funny too.

you know what's really great? when we all argue for ages about whether something's excelsiorable or not. nothing makes me laugh harder or longer.

i am happy to see Tuomas defending the posting of things that are incomprehensible

think of it as a production meeting for the forthcoming Cafepress book xp

if a few people had stamped on the unfunny sooner, that book cd've been a bestseller