ILX's Oblique Strategy for the Day

29 February 2012:

Use 'unqualified' people

1 March 2012:

Get your neck massaged

2 March 2012:

Distrust anyone who wants to teach you something.

Calif. teacher resigns after leaving family for student

lol/;_;

3 March 2012:

Is the tuning appropriate?

In response, The Book of Answers sez: "Related issues may surface."

4 March 2012:

Bridges
- build
- burn

5 March 2012:

Courage!

i love these

7 March 2012:

The inconsistency principle

8 March 2012:

Make an exhaustive list of everything you might do and do the last thing on the list.

that sounds like a good idea!

9 March 2012:

Nothing worthwhile is achieved suddenly.

...orgasm?

Pop Tarts, Instant Noodles

don't let it cook all the way through

10 March 2012:

Let us find clean and cheerful friends.

good call. let's!

how clean? do I have to inspect them somehow?

Good question. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't pass a clean-friends test, unless it just meant "not on smack."

*crosses WmC off friend list*

*cries tears of mud*

*moves WmC to secret "unclean friends" list*

11 March 2012:

Repetition is a form of change

Repetition is a form of change
Repetition is a form of change
Repetition is a form of change
Repetition is a form of change
Repetition is a form of change

hmm not working yet... I will keep trying

As an enthusiast of repetitive music, motion, and menus, I endorse this message.

13 March 2012:

Give way to your worst impulse.

already on ilx

laziness - check

Hmm, sneering, condescending elitism for me -- I wonder if I'll make it through the day alive.

i wore a leopard print headscarf and giant sunglasses on the train to work
narcissism: check

Maybe it means I should watch this DVD I bought the other day:

http://media.insidepulse.com/zones/movies/uploads/2010/02/impulse-dvd.jpg

14 March 2012:

The tape is now the music

are you sure the year is correct?

Ha, I hadn't thought of that. I wonder what other anachronisms are in the cards.

I like it! Noises and music are all around us, even in the tape.

I took 'tape' to mean 'tapeworm.' As in "The tape (tapeworm) is now the music."

15 March 2012:

Act in private as if your behaviour were known in public.

^^ real talk

16 March 2012:

What would your closest friend do?

leave me behind to get drunk and pick up women

Worry about it for 2 weeks and then call me in tears for an emergency pep talk?

Alternately, stay myopically focused on her chosen goal and don't stop working on it until it's done regardless of sleep/food/human interaction deprivation?

wouldn't do it, would quit job

i'm glad this one is more of a question to ponder and not a command

- do it, and do it well...and then wait for friends/coworkers to tell her what an amazing job she's done, get mad that no-one's praising her enough and start on a campaign of telling random acquaintances about this great thing she did

post on some ridic message board

*sage nod*

17 march 2012

the worm is the spice. fuck u worm.

*nods*