Those comedy tracks were in the dusty chest in the attic of the karaoke menu. They were on pages tucked into the pocket of the binder. It was like they were an ancient trap set by Nathan Bedford Forrest's ghost, meant to touch off the great race war.
― garbage corn fan (Je55e), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:15 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/8MwrB.jpg
― flagp∞st (dayo), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:16 (twelve years ago) link
whoa
― Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:19 (twelve years ago) link
just two white guys starting a hip new noodle bar
― flagp∞st (dayo), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:22 (twelve years ago) link
http://roundeyenoodle.com/
Roundeye Noodle is a hip noodle spot run by two guys from the suburbs. The menu will feature inventive spins on classic noodle dishes like pho, ramen and soba, enhanced by local ingredients.
― flagp∞st (dayo), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:23 (twelve years ago) link
"guys from the suburbs"
― Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:29 (twelve years ago) link
I bet these guys have referred to black people as "urban" before
― Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:30 (twelve years ago) link
"guys from the urbs"
― A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:39 (twelve years ago) link
I'm now imagining myself opening up a restaurant called Darkie's Scandinavian Cuisine
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:58 (twelve years ago) link
reminds me of the second worst burrito i have ever had, served at a place called "three gringos cantina."
the worst burrito i ever had was in iceland, for the record.
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 14:34 (twelve years ago) link
hákarl burrito?
― flagp∞st (dayo), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 14:36 (twelve years ago) link
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, February 29, 2012 7:58 AM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
well there's probably plenty of latin scandinavian quisine around here if you get me
― goole, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 14:43 (twelve years ago) link
saw richard herring's hitler mustache show live a few years back and trust me, its not racist and he's not racist.
Yeah, I know, I posted it because it was making comments about all non-whites being the same kinda similar to some of yesterday's posts. Wouldn't mind seeing the whole show, is it worth getting the dvd?
― kinder, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:17 (twelve years ago) link
Seigwailo Noodle would have been marginally more clever
― pareilles à celles auxquelles l'étiquette de la cour assujettit (Michael White), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:27 (twelve years ago) link
It's good at what it does - it's a show about (amongst other things) racism, by a white guy in a toothbrush moustache, to an audience he is addressing as all-white. If you liked that, this is good at that. The joke in the clip is probably the best thing in it - but then I love the joke in the clip a lot (but haven't ever told it to anyone).
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:30 (twelve years ago) link
circling closer to what i mean, i feel like anti-black racist ideology necessitated the birth of "whiteness" in america.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, February 28, 2012 6:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
there is a really great book called
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31fK7QAqgbL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg
which is a v illuminating read on this idea
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 22:00 (twelve years ago) link
*clicks repeatedly*
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 23:03 (twelve years ago) link
is this racist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwxRF9J4eow
― symsymsym, Thursday, 1 March 2012 02:53 (twelve years ago) link
judging by the last 10 seconds, pedophilia is also present...
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Thursday, 1 March 2012 02:55 (twelve years ago) link
less racist and more wtf stupid, tbh.
― Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Thursday, 1 March 2012 03:11 (twelve years ago) link
it's obviously just a white guy in a wig
― flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 1 March 2012 03:16 (twelve years ago) link
This ad says to me: "Ha ha! Not only are we pig-ignorant of history, but we are positive you're just as pig-ignorant as we are. So how about we make shit up. We're betting you don't care and we sure as fuck don't."
― Aimless, Thursday, 1 March 2012 03:53 (twelve years ago) link
The ad says to me "The emperor of the Mongol empire apparently looked like Michael Keaton and had bad taste in interior decorating".
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Thursday, 1 March 2012 04:44 (twelve years ago) link
Also that food looks p gross.
― Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Thursday, 1 March 2012 05:07 (twelve years ago) link
I was fascinated b Mongolian BBQ when I was younger, eventually came to realize that it is pretty much just a disappointment cooked in lots of oil.
― Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Thursday, 1 March 2012 05:08 (twelve years ago) link
One of those things where the concept is better than the reality, like going to Fogo de Chao or something.
― Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Thursday, 1 March 2012 05:09 (twelve years ago) link
i'm going to open a restaurant called Mussolini's
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Thursday, 1 March 2012 05:12 (twelve years ago) link
tonight's special: headkick
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Thursday, 1 March 2012 05:22 (twelve years ago) link
there needs to be a moratorium on the comedy asian gong
― symsymsym, Thursday, 1 March 2012 06:08 (twelve years ago) link
new issue of the Phillipines version of FHM
http://files.dailycontributor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/bella_padilla_racist_fhm_philippines_cover_march_2012.jpg
― Sylv_ebanks (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 1 March 2012 09:49 (twelve years ago) link
lord
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 1 March 2012 10:37 (twelve years ago) link
hah I didn't even notice the comedy gong
yikes @ fhm phillipines
― flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 1 March 2012 12:04 (twelve years ago) link
Is that racist?
― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 March 2012 12:11 (twelve years ago) link
Oops, sorry I didn't notice the women standing behind her I must have been distracted LOL
― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 March 2012 12:12 (twelve years ago) link
"stepping out of the shadows" jesus
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 1 March 2012 12:14 (twelve years ago) link
Yup, that's racist
― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 March 2012 12:14 (twelve years ago) link
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Thursday, March 1, 2012 5:22 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
<3 <3 <3 4ever
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 1 March 2012 12:20 (twelve years ago) link
These guys just literally cannot help themselves. I'm beginning to believe there's a racism gene that cannot be resisted. Note all the standard signifiers: I'm not a racist, I apologize if anyone was offended, this wasn't meant to be public, etc., etc. Extra lols, however, for the judge's deer-in-headlights head shot, which appears to be what he uses professionally.
http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-montana-judge-admits-sending-racist-email-about-obama-20120229,0,2617317.story
Montana’s chief federal judge Wednesday admitted forwarding an email to friends about President Obama that appears to equate African Americans with dogs and raises questions about the president’s mixed racial ancestry.“Normally I don’t send or forward a lot of these, but even by my standards, it was a bit touching. I want all of my friends to feel what I felt when I read this. Hope it touches your heart like it did mine,” Chief U.S. District Judge Richard Cebull wrote before forwarding the email, a copy of which was obtained by the Los Angeles Times.The email was sent from the judge’s court email account and immediately ignited a firestorm in Montana, where there were calls on social media sites for his resignation. . . . Cebull, who has been Montana’s chief federal judge in Billings since 2008, was appointed to the bench by former President George W. Bush and took his seat in 2001. He is a graduate of the University of Montana School of Law and a former tribal court judge.The Great Falls Tribune, which initially obtained the email and interviewed Cebull about it, said the judge conceded the content was racist but insisted he had forwarded it to six “old buddies” and acquaintances because he doesn’t like Obama. He said he doesn’t consider himself a racist.“It was not intended by me in any way to become public,” Cebull told the Tribune. “I apologize to anybody who is offended by it, and I can obviously understand why people would be offended.”In the email, a boy asks his mother why he is black and she is white. “His mother replied, 'Don’t even go there Barack! From what I can remember about that party, you’re lucky you don’t bark!' "“The only reason I can explain to you is I am not a fan of our president, but this goes beyond not being a fan,” Cebull told the Tribune. “I didn’t send it as a racist, although that’s what it is. I sent it out because it’s anti-Obama.”
“Normally I don’t send or forward a lot of these, but even by my standards, it was a bit touching. I want all of my friends to feel what I felt when I read this. Hope it touches your heart like it did mine,” Chief U.S. District Judge Richard Cebull wrote before forwarding the email, a copy of which was obtained by the Los Angeles Times.
The email was sent from the judge’s court email account and immediately ignited a firestorm in Montana, where there were calls on social media sites for his resignation.
. . . Cebull, who has been Montana’s chief federal judge in Billings since 2008, was appointed to the bench by former President George W. Bush and took his seat in 2001. He is a graduate of the University of Montana School of Law and a former tribal court judge.
The Great Falls Tribune, which initially obtained the email and interviewed Cebull about it, said the judge conceded the content was racist but insisted he had forwarded it to six “old buddies” and acquaintances because he doesn’t like Obama. He said he doesn’t consider himself a racist.
“It was not intended by me in any way to become public,” Cebull told the Tribune. “I apologize to anybody who is offended by it, and I can obviously understand why people would be offended.”
In the email, a boy asks his mother why he is black and she is white. “His mother replied, 'Don’t even go there Barack! From what I can remember about that party, you’re lucky you don’t bark!' "
“The only reason I can explain to you is I am not a fan of our president, but this goes beyond not being a fan,” Cebull told the Tribune. “I didn’t send it as a racist, although that’s what it is. I sent it out because it’s anti-Obama.”
http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2012-02/68481739.jpg
― A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Thursday, 1 March 2012 13:42 (twelve years ago) link
Cebull said he was “surprised” it had been passed along with his name attached to it, the newspaper said.
― flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 1 March 2012 13:52 (twelve years ago) link
If we could have avis here, that picture would be mine.
― A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Thursday, 1 March 2012 13:54 (twelve years ago) link
“I didn’t send it as a racist, although that’s what it is. I sent it out because it’s anti-Obama.”
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 1 March 2012 16:31 (twelve years ago) link
unbelievable
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Thursday, 1 March 2012 16:31 (twelve years ago) link
by which I mean all to believable and super disheartening
Are there any racists who would identify themselves as racists anymore?
― Suede - the fabric, not the band (DL), Thursday, 1 March 2012 16:35 (twelve years ago) link
i mean 'miscegenation is bestiality' is a particularly disgusting and virulent racist metaphor, but hey, you just don't like the president, that's all, so it's just a bit of a chuckle, right? heh heh
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 1 March 2012 16:36 (twelve years ago) link
― Suede - the fabric, not the band (DL), Thursday, March 1, 2012 11:35 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah that's the thing. i feel like there are even klansmen at this point who are all "woah woah i'm not a racist, i believe in the SEPARATION of races, not the superiority of one race over another"
― some dude, Thursday, 1 March 2012 16:39 (twelve years ago) link
damn shame how racism just isn't cool these daysmaybe WE are the prejudiced ones, makes u think
― drop these whiners on a island (Surviver style) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 March 2012 16:47 (twelve years ago) link
i have been to a genghis grill on more than one occasion for lunch and it is just never good
the trick is since you picked all the shit out yourself you just end up blaming yourself if you don't like it
― goole, Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:04 (twelve years ago) link
Is that the place where they just give you a plastic bowl and tell you to go wild?
― pplains, Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago) link
the bowls are in fact metal but yes
― goole, Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link