Let an EXCELSIOR be an EXCELSIOR, and let sleeping LOLS lie

shows what happens when my US history class runs out of time somewhere between the start of the vietnam war and the year I was born

― Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Wednesday, February 29, 2012 2:42 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"America left Vietnam, snorted coke at Studio 54, Reagan!"

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 2:42 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Male Privilege: Unpacking the Invisible Nutsack (Abbbottt), Tuesday, February 28, 2012 10:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg abbs

Dina Lohan ‏ @dinalohan
The Lohan woman LOVE Terry Richardson !! Thank you for gracing us with your kindness xo

https://twitter.com/#!/dinalohan/status/173492148556140544

― max, Tuesday, February 28, 2012 3:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

who calls a penis "kindness"

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, February 28, 2012 3:50 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

barbara cartland

"Oo, woo-oo woo
oo-oo woo
oo-oo woo oo oo"

http://www.rockofages.uk.com/stock/1034.jpg

public school is kinda horrible imho, if i had the money and the children id send them to private for sure

― lag∞n, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 3:23 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what would their names be

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, February 29, 2012 3:25 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pikachu and voteronpaul

― lag∞n, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 3:26 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

shakey's posts remind me of why browsing the comedy section of any video store is such a dispiriting experience.

― rob, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 3:41 PM (37 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

shakey stands around your video store disparaging your choices?

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, February 29, 2012 3:42 PM (12 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://earbuds.popdose.com/bob/TROLL2.jpg

^me after exiting Blockbuster

i choose you voteronpaul

dying over here

I wonder if there was a Dr. Morbius equivalent in 1940 berating people for liking Bob Hope instead of . . . I don't know, John Bunny.

― A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Wednesday, February 29, 2012 5:59 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm sure he was

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, February 29, 2012 5:02 PM (38 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha

I hope they spend 20 minutes with a Nick Fury origin story, so we can find out how he got his eyepatch.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 5:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mail order iirc

― inspector george gentlyfallingblood (c sharp major), Wednesday, February 29, 2012 5:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

special delivery of lol

forgive me whiney for i am

https://w1.buysub.com/pubs/SM/SPM/6for6issues.jsp?cds_page_id=114163&cds_mag_code=SPM&id=1330573204198&lsid=20602138412022983&vid=2&cds_response_key=I1201NL

linking to a $6 subscription.

might or might not work, considering i just jumped on it.

― NO NUTRITIONAL CONTENT (kelpolaris), Wednesday, February 29, 2012 10:41 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

6

― iatee, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 10:50 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

6 dollar

― iatee, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 10:50 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

6 dollar spin subscription

― iatee, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 10:50 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark

not what i thought "buysub.com" was for

but aren't they only $5?

I think there is a span between not being best friends forever and not being able to play together within a studio at the same time and place though.

Then again, it's Blink 182 and not Weather Report, so it's not like they are going to bust into some part that will expand based on the player's interaction or something. So much of that modern rock is just as microprocessed to the nth click and or copied and pasted, it's not like there is any real interaction between the musicians anyway. Not that doing it that way necessarily makes it bad music, but the spontaneous part of the equation is nigh on gone.

― earlnash, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 6:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Then again, what would Weather Report have sounded like if they had all lived in the same house?

― Mark G, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 6:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pretty much like Enema of the State

― tylerw, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 6:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Time to take the 'Kill Romney' strategy to the next level." Time to...actually kill him.

― clemenza, Thursday, 1 March 2012 07:32 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(Note to Homeland Security: this is a message board where we regularly joke around, especially with regards to Mitt Romney. The above post is not intended as advocacy.)

― clemenza, Thursday, 1 March 2012 07:57 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

allah salam alaikum plan is go

― lag∞n, Thursday, 1 March 2012 08:59 (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so perfect

legume shoots and scores

beautiful

I loved it!

just called feds on icey

How did I know you have them on speed dial.

i would say "snitches and talkers get stitches and walkers" but he's gotta be at least halfway there already

meet me halfway anytime

http://splitsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/thegraduate.jpg

if i had a twitter i'd say "Andrew Breitbart, PBUH"

― goole, Thursday, March 1, 2012 2:30 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

okay two things i've never heard of today.

― scott seward, Thursday, March 1, 2012 2:32 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Punk Bitch U Hated?

― scott seward, Thursday, March 1, 2012 2:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

when Dan Savage dies, how many Democrats will reveal that they've been carrying around bags of Santorum in their pockets every day as a tribute

― be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, March 1, 2012 1:56 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no, my son is also named beetbort

― flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, March 1, 2012 2:59 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dont try to decontextualize my amazing argument bro

― lag∞n, Thursday, March 1, 2012 7:32 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^a thing that could be awesome to say on cocaine

― lag∞n, Thursday, March 1, 2012 7:32 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

as someone who taught hs, the idea of wanting to embark on a romantic relationship with a hs student seems totally insane to me.

― Mordy, Thursday, March 1, 2012 4:08 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

exactly

― be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, March 1, 2012 4:09 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

agreed, love em and leave em

― lag∞n, Thursday, March 1, 2012 4:11 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

irl lol

legume on a roll

re the movie "hobo with a shotgun":

it's great film, even better than citizen kane

― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Thursday, March 1, 2012 4:16 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not quite as good as citizen kane with a shotgun though

― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Thursday, March 1, 2012 4:17 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

watching Solid Gold with my father was an odd experience because he would shout "WOO! SHAKE IT!" at the Solid Gold Dancers and I would always think to myself "they can't hear you"

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Thursday, March 1, 2012

i take what you're saying to a point, pf, but wd argue that the fact that wealthy people can also be the victim of racism doesn't mean that there's a hierarchy in which inequalities of wealth somehow trump inequalities of race (or gender or sexuality or etc). the inequalities form a complex web, and whilst not much is served by us at a distance arguing about the finer points of whether somebody's behaviour is racist or not, what we're really discussing is much closer to home and all of our lives - the society we live in and that we want to construct, i guess.

btw John Terry is a cunt

― Mo Money Mo Johnston (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 March 2012 13:15 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh yeah meant to say

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Friday, 2 March 2012 13:17 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he is.

― the pinefox, Friday, 2 March 2012 13:17 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was pumping gas last night and a guy at an adjacent pump asked me "so who ya voting for? newt?" I was kind of dumbstruck as to why anyone would ask a complete stranger who they're voting for in the GOP primaries.

― Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Friday, 2 March 2012 15:11 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this guy might have been Newt in a wig fwiw

― Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Friday, 2 March 2012 15:12 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha

i love Looney Toons to death but i think i'd feel weird about figuring out where they fit on my ballot and leave them out -- still on the fence on whether i'll even include any animated features

― some dude, Friday, March 2, 2012 8:40 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ hero imo

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Friday, March 2, 2012 8:40 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't like to use the word hero lightly, but yes, i guess i am a hero

― some dude, Friday, March 2, 2012 8:42 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

the context of the handful of posts before/after those is what makes it imo

That's almost a Jack Handey quote.

I'm happily married, in love with my wife, secure in growing older, but if my wife said "Oh, by the way Honey, I'm inviting the cheerleading squad over to our house for a sleepover this weekend," my reply would likely be something along the lines of "That sounds great. If you need anything, I'll be in Tunica County, Mississippi."

― pplains, Friday, March 2, 2012 5:24 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

little do you know... this weekend, tunica county is hosting the largest cheerleading convention in the country

― max, Friday, March 2, 2012 5:26 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you should get an extra vote and a free car if you have killed someone with your virginity

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Friday, March 2, 2012 2:42 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol, read that as "tote" and prefer it that way

i think reaching out to a white audience is a good change for spin

― the wild eyed boy from soundcloud (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, March 2, 2012 2:58 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the reason "tumblr whites" is classic is because it's such a horribly clueless continuation of the Why do white people criticize one another for being white? bullshit people as smart as whiney should've gotten over a no;;opm uears agp

― some dude, Friday, March 2, 2012 4:42 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"a no;;opm uears agp" is the way they say "a million years ago" in the future btw

― some dude, Friday, March 2, 2012 4:42 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

woah, Esperanto

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Friday, March 2, 2012 4:42 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pinterest esperanto

― lag∞n, Friday, March 2, 2012 4:45 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink