but, but, but I DISTINCTLY SAW A THUMBS UP?!?!?!?!
― more ign'ant than thuggin', surely (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 January 2009 21:51 (fifteen years ago) link
http://twitter.com/Peyton_Manning/status/1109273654
Today I got Ravens over Titans and Cardinals over Panthers. Does anyone agree with me or think I've totally lost my mind? 11:53 AM Jan 10th from web
― итало электро брейк (daria-g), Saturday, 28 February 2009 20:05 (fifteen years ago) link
hahah
― z-hongro (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 28 February 2009 20:06 (fifteen years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_l3drt5pB49Q/Sd9mP5Lzx5I/AAAAAAAAEOE/VF4fXjNp21o/s400/ben_roethlisberger.jpg
wtf
― mookieproof, Friday, 10 April 2009 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link
shaun of the ben
― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 00:07 (fifteen years ago) link
ok that doesn't quite make sense does it?
http://www.psamp.com/images/stories/benstache.jpg
― mookieproof, Friday, 23 October 2009 05:42 (fourteen years ago) link
no
― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 23 October 2009 14:20 (fourteen years ago) link
family huddlehttp://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=5293420n&tag=contentMain;contentBody
― I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link
contentBody
― jØrdån (omar little), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:23 (fourteen years ago) link
http://thatschurch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/bennyhot.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 24 December 2009 06:45 (fourteen years ago) link
pulling these from the week 19 threadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjPsnV4KfuIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEPDNHCrPfM
― just ignore whatever forks is doing and you should be ok (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 22:55 (fourteen years ago) link
i rarely remember my dreams, but I woke up this morning with a clear memory of having watched a televised Roethlisberger PSA where he was talking about the dangers of diabetes and he said "There are eighteen people in my family with diabetes. Ten are currently being treated. None live in my house. Won't you help?"
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 15:23 (fourteen years ago) link
dr. ben rofflesberger
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link
http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/sportspickle/f/9/sportspickle.24751edfad39a0cc7b92c0e9aab436f7.jpg
― Are Slimes the Jews of monsterdom? (cankles), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 23:17 (fourteen years ago) link
tbh i can no longer think of ben without picturing this guy
http://i49.tinypic.com/kcil3a.jpg
― Are Slimes the Jews of monsterdom? (cankles), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 23:18 (fourteen years ago) link
"hey uh... i think i'm gonna rape you now"
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link
yo guys just wanted to pop in and say that ben can rape like 80 girls a day so long as he keeps gettin dem RINGS, SIXBURGH BABY WOOOOOO, i hope he plows pussy all day long, leaving a wake of shattered young females behind him, mere shivering husks, weeping before an unresponsive public as long as it gives him the strength to FIND HEATH MILLER OVER THE MIDDLE FOR A FIRST DOWN and UNDERTHROW IT TO MIKE WALLACE FOR A STILLERS TOUCHDOWN and i don't care if that makes me a bad person
― Are Slimes the Jews of monsterdom? (cankles), Friday, 12 March 2010 03:51 (fourteen years ago) link
Profootballtalk.com passes along "rumors" that suspended Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger was recently caught urinating on a Columbus (OH) golf course by a woman who supposedly now intends to press charges.PFT's Mike Florio acknowledges that this is all rumor for now, and that the main source of the story is "multiple emails over the past two days." However, Florio does have a legitimate source who's confirmed Roethlisberger indeed was golfing in Columbus. The same source claims Big Ben was not the person urinating -- it was another member of Roethlisberger's foursome.
PFT's Mike Florio acknowledges that this is all rumor for now, and that the main source of the story is "multiple emails over the past two days." However, Florio does have a legitimate source who's confirmed Roethlisberger indeed was golfing in Columbus. The same source claims Big Ben was not the person urinating -- it was another member of Roethlisberger's foursome.
― mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 16:46 (thirteen years ago) link
tbf, dudes take a piss on golf courses all the time.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 17:17 (thirteen years ago) link
tru, but dude gotta keep it in his pants
― i'm gonna need a +1 so me & a friend can kick you in the balls (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/peyton-manning-comes-out-as-gay-for-football,32037/
― brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 April 2013 03:25 (ten years ago) link
The Steelers are a steroid controversy and a nightclub shooting away from being the team from Playmakers right now. https://t.co/f5O8cqMo9e— Robert Klemko (@RobertKlemko) September 20, 2018
― mookieproof, Thursday, 20 September 2018 20:43 (five years ago) link