Now that we found love what are we gonna do? The Winter 2011-12 Gay Thread

do some salacious java-related banter

That preacher in front of Old Navy has been since I moved here in 2004. He is there pretty much every single time I've walked by there, which used to every morning and afternoon.

He's less fun than the FBI STOP RAPING MY WIFE guy.

oh god the past half hour is everything shambolic about my life summed up

12:10 - realisation that i have no immediate work or stress today + strong desire to get out of house for first time in 48 hours + oh look the cinema 10 mins from my house is showing the artist at 12.50, just enough time to shower and walk there for a spontaneous treat!
12:40 - out of shower, just gonna sync ipod

IPOD DIES, ERASES ALL MUSIC ON ITSELF FOR NO REASON, HAS TO BE RESTORED TO FACTORY SETTINGS

12:50 - finally get ipod syncing again. but it now has to sync all 3000 songs that were originally on it instead of just a couple

13:00 - still syncing. realise there is no point going to cinema any more. should possibly have just left ipod syncing and gone but have realised too late. HATE MY LIFE

am probably just going to sit in my bedroom for the rest of the day because i cannot be fucking trusted to engage practically with life at all because IT ALWAYS GOES WROOOOOOONG

and a button ripped off my coat as well, obviously physical objects joining in with technology's guerrilla warfare against my life KMT KMT

The Artist is lame, but might be better with a house soundtrack.

Oh. My. God.

Gays:

I think/am p sure Facebook just friend-recommended this guy who I hooked up with once at the Cock, who I exchanged absolutely no information with other than first name. Dude has 80 friends and we have 0 in common but I mean unless it's another shaved-headed goateed Brazilian named F4bi0 who just looks super familiar...

that is not surprising, it's a small world of fags

fabio, the brazilian

But he's, like, FROM BRAZIL! I'm p sure he was just there on vaca!

How in fucking hell is this possible??

Coincidence and synchronicity rule my life.

he's probably hooked up or friended other people from the cock or another place like it. believe me, the cock was a way of getting around. what happens at the cock does not stay at the cock.

cept for what hits the floor

fabio, the brazilian

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, February 29, 2012 8:54 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this made me laugh so damn hard

ON THE MENU THIS MORNING: WAHH I DON'T HAVE TO DO ANY WORK TODAY MY LIFE IS MIIISERABLE vs. FABIO, THE BRAZILIAN FACEBOOK FRIENDED ME HOW WEIRD!

VS CEPT FOR WHAT HITS THE FLOOR

i've heard so many stories along the lines of "facebook can't possibly know that" but never experienced it myself, the only people it suggests are people i dislike with whom i have all too many mutual friends

http://991.com/newGallery/Millie-Jackson-Feelin-Bitchy-542972.jpg

mee-ow

roffling from 'fabio, the brazilian.'

let me tell you, stevie, fbook has suggested some people and my jaw has dropped significantly. and then other people never get rec'd. it is a seeming mix of makes sense and totally random.

in other news, i am moving out of my house at the end of this month.

also donna, tell me what yr bf does or whatever. or does he have things out. or something.

i came out to my brother on saturday night, it went really well

tabes!

also: go j0rdan!

i should tell my parents before i leave here wed morning since i'm getting tired of being coy with my mom about what i'm doing (pretending that my boyfriend isn't my boyfriend and/or pretending like he doesn't exist) but... it's hard

t, here's his website

we spent all day together on saturday - biergarten in silverlake followed by cuddling in the park followed by chinese food followed by the strangest karaoke bar i have ever been to (we were also the only people there for like an hour and a half, so it was just us and the hosts singing). he sang "crush on you" and dedicated it to me.

srsly in love tbqfh

xp wtg j0rdan!

donna that sounds hella dope

awesome, sarge

Any chance of hangin' tomorrow night?

the only gay news I have is that I'm pretty sure I'm in love, which is very strange and unprecedented for me.

yeah, sorry, i've been predictably very busy

i could likely meet you for some drinks as long as you don't mind on meeting later (like, 9:30 or 10)

being away from my boyfriend for a few days has reminded me that i have pretty strong feelings for him

weird timez in the gay thread

tanuki i feel the same way kinda

like i've never been this OMGSQUEEEEE about a guy before

i'm really sorry about this but i can never remember

tanuki = c0rey or plax?

I can swing it if it's in the 9 - 9:30 range but I'm flexible tomorrow night cuz I don't have to be up ridiculously early Wed morning.

yeah I don't know what to make of this season yet either

alright alfred, i'll text you tomorrow at some point either way

I'm C0rey

xps it's also worrying because our educational path will inevitably diverge. I mean, what will happen if I'm in Japan for 6 months or longer to study abroad? Or moving across the country for grad school, etc.

I had sex with a man named Greg on Sat night -- the first time I've had sex with a man named Greg.

japan, eh? is he in school also?

that's e-greg-ious behavior alfred

lol, Greg

I've decided to major in asian studies instead of music (though not dropping it completely)

We go to the same school at the moment (but I almost never see him there)

all you assholes in your blissful relationships with your bfs or flings with guys named greg are making me hate my life even more

i'm practically a born-again virgin at this point

I hate to be all "chin up" but really, my life has been pretty shitty up until these last two years.

wtg, j0rdan. i know it's tough, but ripping the bandaid off re: your parents will make everything easier going forward.

congratulations jordan

in myyyyyy solitude...

some thoughts/questions:

- donna, your bf's poetry reminds me a bit of Ashbery. and Dean Young. which is a good thing.

- j0rdan, did you tell the parents? it actually will make things much easier.

- haven't seen my bf since sunday, and i am going crazy. good thing we're hanging tonight. (as in yeah, i understand all yall being lovey-dovey/missing yr boyfriends).

- Rev, i can't remember your exact situation atm, but seriously: is there a way you can just get the hell out of whatever situation yr in? it makes me sad to see you sad.

- c0rey, DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THE FUTURE with the boyfriend. everything will work out just fine, enjoy what's happening now.