I hate myspace

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38-year-old paedo woman sent me a message on MySpace wanting to chat

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
this douche just tried to add me http://www.myspace.com/searchingforangeline
i told him he is really creepy and if i was angeline i would run away because i'm being stalked by an obsessive weirdo

nazi bikini (harbl), Sunday, 20 August 2006 13:44 (seventeen years ago) link

In addition to friend requests from hott 19 yr old women w/398 friends (all guys) now I get em from "gay bodybuilders" in thongs. yeah dude that straight/married/proud parent stuff is a FRONT!

m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 20 August 2006 13:51 (seventeen years ago) link

cousin larry bundgee, how did you find me? i was hiding.

nazi bikini (harbl), Sunday, 20 August 2006 14:08 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
Our story thus far:

A few months ago, I managed to hook two of my good friends "A" (male) and "B" (female) up together. Instant chemistry leads into a passionate affair. I stay out of any drama between them as best I can, but I hear a lot of it from both sides.

Some unknown dude "C" starts posting suggestive comments on "B"s myspace blog. "A" is annoyed, asks "B" to remove said comments. Jealousy is exposed and arguments ensue. Neither know who "C" is or could be.

Except that after a loud, dramatic break-up last weekend, "A" does some sleuthing and gathers evidence. "B" is confronted and confesses... SHE CREATED A FAKE MYSPACE PROFILE TO MAKE HER BOYFRIEND JEALOUS. WTF CRAZY BITCH. She claims that her friends were the primary agents of deception, that she just played along. Bullshit. WTF???

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

The fake profile was promptly deleted, also, which purged all of the correspondence and comments from myspace etc. STUPID.

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
You have been invited to join the my flash live show while I'm online group on MySpace.

Click the link below to see the group:
http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupID=103910077

sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Thursday, 21 September 2006 03:36 (seventeen years ago) link

twelve years pass...

you know, as bad as losing twelve years of music is, it's kind of worse that NOBODY FUCKING NOTICED FOR A YEAR.

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2019/03/myspace-apparently-lost-12-years-worth-of-music-and-almost-no-one-noticed/

the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Monday, 18 March 2019 21:31 (five years ago) link


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