zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman look good

b/c she's "naughty"

it kind of is

i mean TV 14 is probably the closest analogue to an R rating if we're comparing TV content ratings and movie content ratings (xpost)

there's nothing on non-cable network television that wouldn't appear in a PG-13 movie

where she makes terrariums

How does someone 'make' a terranium? You fling a load of soil and plants into a fishbowl, that's it!

yeah, i've always been bothered when people say they "made" a painting or drawing. you didn't make shit. you just put some crap on some other crap. you put a painting.

It's like the horticulture equiv of Sandra Lee.

if every terrarium came with a matching theme cocktail, the world would be much improved

how can people make anything if the atoms already existed, really only god can make

xp The cocktail would have to be green. A pint of Absinthe served with a twig and sprayed with pine air freshner? "I call this my Forest Glade cocktail"

I really want to make a terrarium but I keep forgetting to get the stuff I need. It's a standing item on my to do list. It says:

terrarium!
succulents!

earth!

tiny ceramic skeleton!

I actually already have earth! it's the one component I have. I also need a container but I'm still shopping around for one of those.

This is the one I want but it's insanely overpriced: secret forest

nice. my gf has been researching terrarium containers recently...

$160 yargh

wtf

This is the dawning of the age of terrariums, apparently.

Sorry.

that $160 seems like a bargain compared to the "large danish terrarium" at $225

this is why i can't have nice things

The one I want is $160? Yeah, that sounds about right. :/ WHY?? It is so nice.

damn, damn, damn does that terrarium look good

^^ will never get old

A pint of Absinthe

This suddenly explains a lot

ZOOEY DESNSHAL FOR PRESIDETN: She took down that terrarium thing HARDCORE. DAMMMNNN.

xxpost Phil D "age of terrariums" that was terrible, but I lol'ed :)

http://www.popdeluxe.net/danish-terrarium-sm.html

"Sorry, Currently Out of Stock!" :*(

bet you could get it cheaper if you could figure out who makes it

jesus god

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I could go for a fuckin danish

This suddenly explains a lot

― Like a Leppard Messiah (Michael White), Friday, February 24, 2012 6:57 PM (35 minutes ago)

About Sandra Lee or me?

paulowina

Mis-read this.

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humm

damn

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dying

lol best west

also I am offended on behalf of hipster pugs everywhere

Many xposts: I interpreted Princess to be the third dog and missing comma to indicate a bunny named Buttons.

Oh but no, re reading it I suppose it IS a terrible joke. Nm.

did david wain just have a one second cameo in new girl?

he did. when i saw him i just assumed he directed the episode, and he did.

This show is surprisingly good.

it's funny because i totally had my wife on the anti-deschanel bandwagon last fall when the show started, but now i'm totally a fan of the show and she just looks at me sideways for being able to tolerate zooey in it

this show has hit a stride

yeah, the rhythms and characters have really started to click.

I like this show a lot.

Schmidt in particular is becoming one of the great sitcom characters.

Schmidt is great but god they have to stop with the fatsuit flashbacks