Let an EXCELSIOR be an EXCELSIOR, and let sleeping LOLS lie

Schrodinger's Tuomas

Okay, thanks for explanation. I didn't know she was imprisoned, what did she do?

― Tuomas, Thursday, 23 February 2012 15:20 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindsay_Lohan#2006.E2.80.9307:_Independent_movies_and_career_interruptions

tl;dr version: alcohol, drugs, everything you can do that is illegal to do while on alcohol and drugs

― valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 23 February 2012 15:24 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Not dogsitting, I hope?

― Tuomas, Thursday, 23 February 2012 15:33 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, The Nation sucks.

high5! centrist jellyfish

jellyfish wd be more like high 10 surely?

And then you pee on each other's hands.

now were getting somewhere

irl lol

2 party system evolved from jellyfish?

In re: Kreayshawn:

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she can't even get on gerardo's level yet, dude warranted a weird al parody

― some dude, Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:16 AM (18 minutes ago)

actually weird al might do a good job with Gucci Gucci, maybe something about Charlie Brown like "Snoopy Snoopy" or something....

― dave coolier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:23 AM (11 minutes ago)

snoopy snoopy lucy lucy patty patty schroeder

― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:29 AM

:D

omar are you gonna do this romcom poll or

― ⚓ (gr8080)

i'll hand the romcom poll off to morbs

― omar little, Thursday, February 23, 2012 1:10 PM (57 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

morbs, if you need advice on how to run it letz cyber chat about it

― omar little, Thursday, February 23, 2012 1:11 PM (35 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.instructables.com/files/deriv/F37/5XF2/F1U8ZZ5X/F375XF2F1U8ZZ5X.MEDIUM.jpg

If the KKK is behind Mixed Martial Arts, than I just don't know what to think.

― pplains, Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:06 (42 minutes ago) Permalink

It would make sense but not really.

― pplains, Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:06 (42 minutes ago) Permalink

the KKK are against martial arts-mixing iirc

― Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:08 (40 minutes ago) Permalink

ok thats amazing

what thread is that from?

is this racist

thats stellar

just think, one crossed wire and Romneybot could have yanked Santorum's arm clean off

― robbery by sudden snatching (DJP), Thursday, February 23, 2012 8:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Amputation by sudden snatching.

― clemenza, Thursday, February 23, 2012 8:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sans-torn-arm

― joygoat, Thursday, February 23, 2012 9:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i haven't seen the transformers movies in the theaters but anecdotally what's the gender breakdown in the audience that you guys have seen?

― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 19:15 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

65% men, 35% bored

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 19:17 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

this thread is on fyah!

(from the action movie poll thread)

love how this thread has petered out into lengthy discussions of Gina Gershon and Cornel West

― DNRIYHM NATION 1814 (some dude), Friday, February 24, 2012 9:38 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Petered out? You mean RAMPED UP!!!

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, February 24, 2012 9:39 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*gina gershon jumps out window, cornel west explodes*

― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Friday, February 24, 2012 10:19 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

irl lol

top notch

what is ghettohikes oh wait google oh no slowly ghettobackingaway

― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, February 24, 2012 11:04 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ftr, i'm personally very concerned about being put on any race xls lists. my peeps have had bad experience with that.

― Mordy, Friday, February 24, 2012 8:22 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mordy, I will put you down as "Navajo"

― robbery by sudden snatching (DJP), Friday, February 24, 2012 8:22 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

man greeks are so fn touchy about everything, like just go to hell for one second and eat some shit, there there, much better, up yours

― ploppawheelie V (k3vin k.), Friday, February 24, 2012 3:45 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if only we all had sig others who were fine with having open relationships aka fucking our ex girlfriend rihanna

― J0rdan S., Friday, February 24, 2012 1:35 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my wife never lets me even hang out with rihanna just to catch up on old times :(

― DNRIYHM NATION 1814 (some dude), Friday, February 24, 2012 1:37 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we could make soccer players wear helmets, also make the soccerball into an olive shape, also let soccer players pick up the ball and throw it

― flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:39 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i like women

― max, Wednesday, August 12, 2009 10:36 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― max, Friday, February 24, 2012 8:35 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

even THATCHER?

― unban dictionary (blueski), Wednesday, August 12, 2009 10:42 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

id cripple her economy

― max, Wednesday, August 12, 2009 10:43 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― horseshoe, Friday, February 24, 2012 8:36 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

from the "speak truth to power" thread:

i once broke a tooth in the shower

― brownie, Friday, February 24, 2012 4:37 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

that one was estela catnip

it was, i even reported it to my ilx report discouraging spouse.

show me on the message board where he ignores you

Baseball, no more wooden bats. The best technology only.

― Jeff, Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:39 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

vampire bats

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:40 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Brick ba-a-a-a-ts!

If the KKK is behind Mixed Martial Arts, than I just don't know what to think.

― pplains, Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:06 (42 minutes ago) Permalink

It would make sense but not really.

― pplains, Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:06 (42 minutes ago) Permalink

the KKK are against martial arts-mixing iirc

― Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:08 (40 minutes ago) Permalink

LOLling "Is this EXCELSIOR?" thread imo.

man this fucking show. i enjoyed quite a bit even though yeah, over-reliance on cliffhangers and twists. but that last episode was just a huge shitshow. that entire scene with brody not exploding that bomb was just painfully terrible: first false alarm, smth's broken in my supercool exploding vest. imma repair it. and just when i'm about to do it for realz, secret service tells me my daughter's on the phone and it's an emergency. you know what else is an emergency fuckheads, an assassination attempt. i almost switched it off then but i thought i'd already watched 12 hours of this so the remaining 30 minutes couldn't be that bad. and yet. it ends with that fucking shock therapy and claire danes connecting the last dots bcz she remembers her good times with brody. fucking hell that was lame as shit.

also, there's one thng that's been bothering me during the entire series. why the fuck does everyone call brody by his last name, including his wife?

― Jibe, Sunday, February 26, 2012 3:35 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's his name, don't were it out

― kinder, Sunday, February 26, 2012 3:42 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

brother cornel is cool as hell and has had a lot of cool shit to say in his career. ― RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass)

^^ ntm

he's a professionally useless blowhard ― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist)

^^ ntm

I've seen Cornel from both sides now, as sage and crank, but still somehow, it's West's self-importance I recall. I really can't see West at all.

― Aimless, Sunday, February 26, 2012 1:39 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

why is every fincher film shot in the same disgusting yellow-green haze

― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, February 26, 2012 10:27 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mamma mia

― RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, February 26, 2012 10:27 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just liked that juxtaposition

From the thoroughly gross 'pet poops' thread:

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i only feed my dog the finest organic kibble and thus he poops neat little tootsie rolls, no need to wipe

the turtle is much worse, i get projectile shitted-on every time we do shell maintenance

― the late great, Monday, February 27, 2012 9:47 AM (3 hours ago)

snake too, one time he wrapped himself around my wrist and used his strength to whip himself around while shitting, thus slingshot-launching his poop into my face.

― the late great, Monday, February 27, 2012 9:48 AM (3 hours ago)

okay, that right there is a set of images

wtf i come here for the jokes

Whiney I saw you on TV yesterday. that was weird.

― Artful Dodderer (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, February 27, 2012 10:00 AM (4 hours ago)

was he on America's Funniest Flubs, Blunders, And Boners? i love that show.

― scott seward, Monday, February 27, 2012 10:01 AM (4 hours ago)

Funniest Boners?

http://www.redshirt.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/batman6.jpg

"I appreciate the opportunity to be here and to discuss obviously the number one issue in this campaign and the number one issue here in the state of Michigan, which is the health and state of our economy and what we can do in Washington, D.C., I would put it, to create an atmosphere for our economy to grow, the private sector to grow.

Here in Michigan, you've been through a lot of tough times. I knew she was a snitch so I cut off her tongue. Got happy with the trigger, now I'm on the run. An assassin! We all know that, and it's exciting to see the resurgence of the auto industry here. But over the last four years, Michigan's lost over 140,000 jobs; 250,000 people from Michigan have left the workforce and the unemployment rate is, unfortunately, still higher than the national average. So if you were to ask the question 'Are you better off now than you were four years ago?', for too many people in this state, the answer would still be, 'Wicked clown, wicked clown, wicked clown, wicked clown.' Don't fuck with me.

I'm going to lay out very quickly my economic plan. And you're going to hear this and you're going to say, 'Well, that's pretty similar to other economic plans' that you've heard from Republicans. Let me do that first, and then let me tell you how we're just a little different from some of the others in this race and how we approach the issue of creating an opportunity where everyone in America can rise.

My father was a priest, cold blooded, he's dead. Hypocrite, he was a bigot, so I cut off his head. Poured on the holy water, 'Bless the dead' is what I said. And heard the demons screaming as his body bled. I also believe in reducing the size of government. That's key. You can't just cut taxes and reduce as a result ... revenues to the federal government without creating a balance by reducing the size of government. And that's important, too -- to remove the regulatory burden from the people of this country.

Now I know you folks here in Michigan have been hearing some things on the television from one of my opponents that I am a big spender. You will find that fairly surprising to the folks who are my colleagues and any objective look at my spending record when I was in Congress, and there was one done just yesterday by the Weekly Standard. Went into my trailer, I filled up the glass. Before she took a sip I had my dick in her ass.
I banged it, and banged it, the shit was absurd! Like she was Sporty Spice, and I was some fuckin' nerd. Wicked clown, wicked clown, wicked clown, wicked clown.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is a hostile world, and we need to make sure that we are relying upon ourselves and that means we need to create a marketplace where we can compete with everybody around the world. No advantages, just a level playing field. Wicked clown, wicked clown. Wicked clown, wicked clown. Don't fuck with me."
--Rick Santorum, speech to the Detroit Economic Club, 2/18/12

― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, February 28, 2012 11:13 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink