PARIS HILTON - PARIS

really wanted this to be good :(

haha miss kittin reincarnated as LA party girl

i quite enjoyed it, but have no desire to hear it again.

this is totally rad

adore it

kind of love this

ok, no more "kind of", this rules

NO ONE IS SAFE IN THE TWITTERSPHERE ANYMORE

Songs with a fast dancey/electroish 4/4 beat with someone talking over it (but not really rapping)

yeah pretty much start to finish i was in love

i honestly can't with this song right now.

i love the suggestions of madonna, and all the lyrics, and the video. it's ... perfect.

did...they re-record this specially with paris? the only version i can find on itunes was released last year and features someone called "lea luna"

yeah, they've just had paris rerecord the vocals, with a few alterations ("my bitches")

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIjLNRKw8bM

Does anyone have an iPhone-friendly video link?

So this video has been pulled?

heads weren't ready

seems to be the case.
after all, someone has to protect the interests of 'black hole recordings'

I think it's still up on gawker

http://jezebel.com/5887740/31+year+old-paris-hilton-desperately-clings-to-youth-in-video-drunk-text

Oh god this song is so good

Is Jezebel a high school senior project? When did 31 become an age when you're "desperately clinging to youth" by making pop music?

it's really strange how it's a feminist website that seems to devote 20% of its articles to insulting famous women. Guess it drives page views!

C.R.E.A.M.

he hands me another shot of vodka

and i say .... sure

are you fucking kidding me?

later on, she comes up to me, holds up her phone, screaming at me and i say

i'm sorry, it was just a drunk text

desperate clauses of random intent <3

yess <3

okay, so "drunk text" is pretty great

i was hoping that at some point it would break into a song but the part at the end where she starts repeating "it was just a drunk text" is a pretty sly little hook

i just can't get enough

the first time she says it was just a drunk text is my favorite line in a song from the past like year

I have no business being on this thread but come the fuck on, ppl

like, there are enough people out there who are better musicians and aren't reprehensible racist scumbags that you really don't need to pay attention to this worthless person

i haven't heard any of the songs from her debut but i think this is a pretty great use of her

it's not something that i'll listen to a lot cuz i do prefer, y'know, SONGS, but i was pretty happy about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkbjYcwPddI

Actually part 2 is where it gets funny -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYSv4HE2DDM&feature=watch_response

djp a) it's not her song, it's someone else's track that she did vocals for, and it was unreleased and when it leaked people just said it was a PH song

b) have you even heard it? It's not as awful as you'd think

Why on Earth would I even try to hear this song? I try to not support racists as best as I can.

Because you keep going on and on about how awful it "must be". I mean "this woman is racist and I think she's awful" is a totally legitimate thing but being all "you guys are idiots for wasting time on this piece of music that I haven't heard but KNOW is horrible" is kinda nagl

actually I keep going on and on about how she's a racist

and people should really remember that

why does paris hilton get a free pass on racism from some on ilx who normally would foam at the mouth about racists?

Had no idea she was a racist tbh but I'm pretty disgusted after a bit of googling

lol @ Stern over Faxing Berlin.

more Howard Stern on Paris:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfODf7-_eOg

oh i'm sure that's fascinating and hilarious

eagerly awaiting lex's return to this thread

Stars are Blind is a great fucking song

Your ears are broken

Also she's a racist airhead