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god, I feel so stupid for even needing to spell it out.

flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 23 February 2012 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

that should be "nice build" not "nice arms," btw.

flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 23 February 2012 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

hey dayo--what if youre the real racist?

max, Thursday, 23 February 2012 00:24 (twelve years ago) link

long arms like a simian amirite

mookieproof, Thursday, 23 February 2012 00:25 (twelve years ago) link

*looks in the mirror, realizes uncomfortable truth*

flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 23 February 2012 00:27 (twelve years ago) link

i'm sick of how political correctness is ruining this country!!!~!!

omar little, Thursday, 23 February 2012 00:28 (twelve years ago) link

is it cracked cuz if so sorry but u are linsane

can't even talk about a guy's simian forelimbs no more

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Thursday, 23 February 2012 00:29 (twelve years ago) link

chris paul is 6, steve nash 6-1, rubio 6-4, rondo is 6-1, so lin is about on the high average for point

dave coolier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 23 February 2012 00:31 (twelve years ago) link

steve nash is 6'3 btw

flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 23 February 2012 00:33 (twelve years ago) link

so short!

omar little, Thursday, 23 February 2012 00:34 (twelve years ago) link

id guess the chance that a nba player listed at 6' is actually 6' =

was spud webb actually 5'7" y/n

mookieproof, Thursday, 23 February 2012 00:36 (twelve years ago) link

soi disant 5'11.5 point guards wd make terrible used car dealers

well known in philly that allen iverson lied about his height

Mordy, Thursday, 23 February 2012 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

pretty much everyone does. dwight howard is 6'9"

ploppawheelie V (k3vin k.), Thursday, 23 February 2012 00:41 (twelve years ago) link

oops got nash wrong but either way lin's height is p much normalish for his position

i haven't even seen him play cuz the stupids at FSN didn't broadcast the wolves/knicks game but someone on espn was saying he was more of a combo 1/2 guard than a pure point but i don't know if that's true, he seems to be getting good assist numbers

dave coolier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 23 February 2012 00:42 (twelve years ago) link

how tall is kemba

mookieproof, Thursday, 23 February 2012 00:42 (twelve years ago) link

i haven't even seen him play cuz the stupids at FSN didn't broadcast the wolves/knicks game but someone on espn was saying he was more of a combo 1/2 guard than a pure point but i don't know if that's true, he seems to be getting good assist numbers

― dave coolier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, February 22, 2012 7:42 PM (54 seconds ago)

we had a big debate on the NBA thread about this actually

i've seen kemba in person many times, he's probably 5'11" or 6'

ploppawheelie V (k3vin k.), Thursday, 23 February 2012 00:44 (twelve years ago) link

so either the news clip is "haha what about his slanty eyes" or "haha stupid woman can't talk about sports like a man" pick yr poison

if you ever leave me peggy, leave some propane at my door (zachlyon), Thursday, 23 February 2012 00:45 (twelve years ago) link

to take it back a few posts i think the ghetto hikes thing is vv interesting b/c those dudes are internet businessmen hiding behind innocuousness, "lol yeah this is just a tumblr of some stuff i overhear." kind of the face of (the often-strawmanned) notion of noxious white privilege. and of course the one dude is actually a teacher, if i read the article right, and i wonder where this shit comes from. fake? real but framed as "lolling at the others who are different from what i perceive to be the norm?"

omar little, Thursday, 23 February 2012 00:45 (twelve years ago) link

u may be reading more about ghetto hikes soon

max, Thursday, 23 February 2012 00:47 (twelve years ago) link

max, u do god's work

omar little, Thursday, 23 February 2012 00:47 (twelve years ago) link

take a ghetto hike

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 23 February 2012 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

i wonder where this shit comes from. fake? real but framed as "lolling at the others who are different from what i perceive to be the norm?"

― omar little, Wednesday, February 22, 2012 4:45 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's just racist

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 23 February 2012 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

http://b.vimeocdn.com/ps/283/768/2837685_300.jpg

omar little, Thursday, 23 February 2012 00:52 (twelve years ago) link

*takes Jeremy Lin on nature hike*

buzza, Thursday, 23 February 2012 01:41 (twelve years ago) link

hiking the Appalachian Trail iykwim

tinker tailor soldier sb (silby), Thursday, 23 February 2012 02:23 (twelve years ago) link

ok i know it's kind of a dead season for sports, but the fact that boxer floyd mayweather and ufc prez dana white get espn headlines for *commenting* on an nba player is . . . something

also lol that lin > carmelo

mookieproof, Thursday, 23 February 2012 02:32 (twelve years ago) link

so either the news clip is "haha what about his slanty eyes" or "haha stupid woman can't talk about sports like a man" pick yr poison

well, there's also the "haha, lols w my coworker" possibility, but that doesn't play into any enticing rage narratives, i guess

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Thursday, 23 February 2012 04:51 (twelve years ago) link

u may be reading more about ghetto hikes soon

i'm not sure why u write abt the internet, max. i mean, the internet's just words to begin with...

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Thursday, 23 February 2012 04:52 (twelve years ago) link

contenderizer, while i think it's kinda creepy admirable that you've decided to fill frogbs' shoes while he's been gone, maybe you don't need to go to bat to explain away every racist comment?

Mordy, Thursday, 23 February 2012 04:54 (twelve years ago) link

harrumph i say. one /= every, deej. i read this as "news dullard fumbles dumb joek abt his co-anchor crushing on lin." sure, it came out fucking weird, but not shock horror racism, imo. of course, that's just my interpretation. i may well be wrong, but it's hardly in yr taco mayor leagues no matter what you make of it.

[/frogbs]

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Thursday, 23 February 2012 05:02 (twelve years ago) link

countdown to matt p screeching in to call me a nazi or some shit...

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Thursday, 23 February 2012 05:02 (twelve years ago) link

deej?

Mordy, Thursday, 23 February 2012 05:07 (twelve years ago) link

jokes, bruv

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Thursday, 23 February 2012 06:38 (twelve years ago) link

I think thats kinda otm, but also just reminding everyone that too many people think racism is still okay if its against a group they (meaning the racists themselves) don't think of as "disadvantaged".

― Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 17:45 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, j/v/c otm. imo, what this stuff (fucking ENDLESS mexican menial "jokes" on family guy and elsewhere, for ex) exposes is that lots of people think racist shit is okay as long as it doesn't have anything to do with black people.

― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 17:50 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well, if you want to consider 'disadvantaged' and 'black' synonyms, you're ... on the right thread at least?

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 23 February 2012 10:45 (twelve years ago) link

ENDLESS mexican menial "jokes" on family guy

I've said it before, from a UK perspective, the anti-Muslim/Arab jokes on Family Guy are really jaw dropping

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 February 2012 10:52 (twelve years ago) link

xp Oh come on, that's low. contenderizer obviously means that the people who make racist jokes about Mexicans equate "black" and "disadvantaged", and therefore apply different rules, not that he does.

Suede - the fabric, not the band (DL), Thursday, 23 February 2012 11:41 (twelve years ago) link

harrumph i say. one /= every, deej. i read this as "news dullard fumbles dumb joek abt his co-anchor crushing on lin." sure, it came out fucking weird, but not shock horror racism, imo. of course, that's just my interpretation. i may well be wrong, but it's hardly in yr taco mayor leagues no matter what you make of it.

[/frogbs]

― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Thursday, February 23, 2012 12:02 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

I read it as being racist against asians, 99% of asian americans would read it as being racist against asians, and I wish you would stop telling me otherwise.

flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 23 February 2012 12:16 (twelve years ago) link

jokes, bruv

lol good try

Mordy, Thursday, 23 February 2012 13:02 (twelve years ago) link

dayo is racist against Asians

max, Thursday, 23 February 2012 13:06 (twelve years ago) link

That savage

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 February 2012 13:22 (twelve years ago) link

wait, just so I get this clear, dayo, do you think his joke was:

A. What do you think about his [dreamy] eyes? [<--Potential for double meaning makes it offensive]
B. What about his [narrow compared to us white ppl] eyes? [<--Horrifying explicit racism makes it offensive]

CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE (dave cool), Thursday, 23 February 2012 13:35 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.doletown.com/simpsons/wiggum/ralphface.gif

"Oh boy, news! That's where I'm a racist!"

CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE (dave cool), Thursday, 23 February 2012 13:40 (twelve years ago) link

how are things going, dave cool? pretty cool?

Mordy, Thursday, 23 February 2012 13:41 (twelve years ago) link

I see why contenderizer is making this argument; the female anchor immediately jumps in with muttered "THEY'RE DREAMY!" comments while the sportscaster is laughing. The problem with that argument is that they are coming from the same person who starts the clip by asserting that a dude who is of average height for an NBA player in his position in short, which JUST SO HAPPENS to be another "thing" people talk about re: Asian men.

Really, all that clip needs is for someone to ask, "Do you think he gets... intimidated, when he looks around the showers?" and for the sports reporter to say, "Oh no, the entire team is proud of his success and has his back 100%?" to fully transform this into the type of joke being called out upthread as a racist Family Guy bit.

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Thursday, 23 February 2012 14:28 (twelve years ago) link

for furthur context: is the video going around because ppl are actually legit offended or it is mostly a "haha accidental racism" viral video like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmQ4nRbtbTM

CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE (dave cool), Thursday, 23 February 2012 14:40 (twelve years ago) link

this is way more offensive to me tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxN1zkQgKKA

CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE (dave cool), Thursday, 23 February 2012 14:41 (twelve years ago) link


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