Let an EXCELSIOR be an EXCELSIOR, and let sleeping LOLS lie

we've all been there

hahaha

"Thank you for your co-operation dissertation."

why am I not remembering the Female Nudity in Die Hard.

― beachville, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 8:59 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

near the beginning a couple of randy officemates are going at it and the girl's shirt is off, then the terrorists come in and drag them out

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuckin' terrorists

― valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Caught Having Sex

― max, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It is amazing how in the '80s they were able to sneak bare breasts into everything.

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

melaniegriffithvacuuming.gif

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jamieleecurtischanginghershirt.gif

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

We had to take porn where we could get it

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it certainly made Oliver & Company more interesting

― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oliverlickinghisballs.gif

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^ irl lols @ this

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

This = brilliant

Who are they? The URL doesn't help.

― Tuomas, Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:19 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Alicia Keys (shame on you, Tuomas) + Gerry Adams (xp)

― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:21 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The pic was taken from the front, that's why I didn't recognize her.

― Tuomas, Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:23 AM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

L&G, Tuomas in two.

A+

should i write an email to deli express asking if they are using free range mechanically separated chickens y/n

― Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, February 23, 2012 11:57 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can't tell if Tuomas is in humor mode or Tuomas mode

― valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 23 February 2012 14:12 (2 hours ago) Permalink

THAT'S THE MAGIC

― markers, Thursday, 23 February 2012 14:18 (2 hours ago) Permalink

:D

Schrodinger's Tuomas

Okay, thanks for explanation. I didn't know she was imprisoned, what did she do?

― Tuomas, Thursday, 23 February 2012 15:20 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindsay_Lohan#2006.E2.80.9307:_Independent_movies_and_career_interruptions

tl;dr version: alcohol, drugs, everything you can do that is illegal to do while on alcohol and drugs

― valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 23 February 2012 15:24 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Not dogsitting, I hope?

― Tuomas, Thursday, 23 February 2012 15:33 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, The Nation sucks.

high5! centrist jellyfish

jellyfish wd be more like high 10 surely?

And then you pee on each other's hands.

now were getting somewhere

irl lol

2 party system evolved from jellyfish?

In re: Kreayshawn:

--

she can't even get on gerardo's level yet, dude warranted a weird al parody

― some dude, Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:16 AM (18 minutes ago)

actually weird al might do a good job with Gucci Gucci, maybe something about Charlie Brown like "Snoopy Snoopy" or something....

― dave coolier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:23 AM (11 minutes ago)

snoopy snoopy lucy lucy patty patty schroeder

― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:29 AM

:D

omar are you gonna do this romcom poll or

― ⚓ (gr8080)

i'll hand the romcom poll off to morbs

― omar little, Thursday, February 23, 2012 1:10 PM (57 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

morbs, if you need advice on how to run it letz cyber chat about it

― omar little, Thursday, February 23, 2012 1:11 PM (35 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.instructables.com/files/deriv/F37/5XF2/F1U8ZZ5X/F375XF2F1U8ZZ5X.MEDIUM.jpg

If the KKK is behind Mixed Martial Arts, than I just don't know what to think.

― pplains, Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:06 (42 minutes ago) Permalink

It would make sense but not really.

― pplains, Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:06 (42 minutes ago) Permalink

the KKK are against martial arts-mixing iirc

― Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:08 (40 minutes ago) Permalink

ok thats amazing

what thread is that from?

is this racist

thats stellar

just think, one crossed wire and Romneybot could have yanked Santorum's arm clean off

― robbery by sudden snatching (DJP), Thursday, February 23, 2012 8:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Amputation by sudden snatching.

― clemenza, Thursday, February 23, 2012 8:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sans-torn-arm

― joygoat, Thursday, February 23, 2012 9:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i haven't seen the transformers movies in the theaters but anecdotally what's the gender breakdown in the audience that you guys have seen?

― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 19:15 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

65% men, 35% bored

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 19:17 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

this thread is on fyah!

(from the action movie poll thread)

love how this thread has petered out into lengthy discussions of Gina Gershon and Cornel West

― DNRIYHM NATION 1814 (some dude), Friday, February 24, 2012 9:38 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Petered out? You mean RAMPED UP!!!

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, February 24, 2012 9:39 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*gina gershon jumps out window, cornel west explodes*

― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Friday, February 24, 2012 10:19 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

irl lol

top notch

what is ghettohikes oh wait google oh no slowly ghettobackingaway

― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, February 24, 2012 11:04 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ftr, i'm personally very concerned about being put on any race xls lists. my peeps have had bad experience with that.

― Mordy, Friday, February 24, 2012 8:22 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mordy, I will put you down as "Navajo"

― robbery by sudden snatching (DJP), Friday, February 24, 2012 8:22 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

man greeks are so fn touchy about everything, like just go to hell for one second and eat some shit, there there, much better, up yours

― ploppawheelie V (k3vin k.), Friday, February 24, 2012 3:45 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if only we all had sig others who were fine with having open relationships aka fucking our ex girlfriend rihanna

― J0rdan S., Friday, February 24, 2012 1:35 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my wife never lets me even hang out with rihanna just to catch up on old times :(

― DNRIYHM NATION 1814 (some dude), Friday, February 24, 2012 1:37 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we could make soccer players wear helmets, also make the soccerball into an olive shape, also let soccer players pick up the ball and throw it

― flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:39 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i like women

― max, Wednesday, August 12, 2009 10:36 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― max, Friday, February 24, 2012 8:35 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

even THATCHER?

― unban dictionary (blueski), Wednesday, August 12, 2009 10:42 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

id cripple her economy

― max, Wednesday, August 12, 2009 10:43 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― horseshoe, Friday, February 24, 2012 8:36 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

from the "speak truth to power" thread:

i once broke a tooth in the shower

― brownie, Friday, February 24, 2012 4:37 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

that one was estela catnip

it was, i even reported it to my ilx report discouraging spouse.

show me on the message board where he ignores you

Baseball, no more wooden bats. The best technology only.

― Jeff, Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:39 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

vampire bats

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:40 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Brick ba-a-a-a-ts!

If the KKK is behind Mixed Martial Arts, than I just don't know what to think.

― pplains, Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:06 (42 minutes ago) Permalink

It would make sense but not really.

― pplains, Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:06 (42 minutes ago) Permalink

the KKK are against martial arts-mixing iirc

― Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:08 (40 minutes ago) Permalink

LOLling "Is this EXCELSIOR?" thread imo.