Battleship...the movie

it's a competition between two romantic consultants, a la Will Smith in Hitch. They have a friendly wager.

Risk would be the most boring war movie ever

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/ridley-scotts-monopoly-movie-hires-229944

first thing I looked for was a 4/1 publication date

no such luck

what is even happening JAAAAAAANE LET ME OFF THIS CRAZY THING

Human Centipede: The Game

*cries*

battleship potemkin: the game

das boot: the game

das boot: das game

hee

Mulholland Drive: the game

You are on the street

>Look North

You don't know who the fuck you are
Lez up with Naomi Watts

Berlin Alexanderplatz: The Game

"Average game play: 375 days"

irl lols @ aldo

there was this really terrible joel hodgson sketch show pilot that featured a life-size mousetrap from Mouse Trap.

Troll Hunter: the game

I would SO play that game

"Troll Stench sold separately"

>Infiltrate troll cave

Trolls discover you and chase you

>Fire light gun

You are a Christian
Tough shit
Trolls eat you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCwn1NTK-50

The Wicker Man: the game

cant wait for the scene where the dying alien says to liam neeson "you... sunk.... my ........ battleship"

― max, Wednesday, July 27, 2011 2:02 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh shit i guarantee this is exactly how it's going to end

i doubt it, they clearly aim to be taken seriously by the target audience

>Fly seaplane

You are met by villagers in masks
You know there is a conspiracy

>Investigate conspiracy

You are scared by the depth of it
Everyone is against you

>Sleep

Rowan tries to seduce you
You refuse
You fucking idiot

>Visit Lord Summerisle

He plays the piano and fobs you off
You could have shagged Britt Ekland, you knob

>Dress up as jester

You are a Christian
Tough shit
The villagers burn you

aldo you're really good at this

If only it paid the bills.

And also, arguably, hie thee to my I Love Comics thread where I have reviewed DC's output for the past six months in order to play fast and loose with my sanity.

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

lmao

WARNING: you probably need to know something about my references to get the most out of it i.e. you should really understand a fair bit about shitty modern comics to get a lot of it. If you have little idea about who Geoff Johns is and how I hate him you will get less out of it. </pimping my stuff>

I just clicked over and read through that thread. I had used the New 52 as an opportunity to try to get back into DC after many, many years, hoping they'd disentangled continuity crap that I couldn't be bothered with, and after 5 issues I've pretty much given up on all of them except Animal Man, Batgirl and Batwoman. Action and Superman are such a mess I can't be arsed, and Detective started strong and went straight into the crapper. Should I keep up w/Wonder Woman y/n?

Y

to his proctologist:

"i want to have this thoroughly investigated"

The Mastermind box deconstruction thread already has the plot of Mastermind: The Movie.

http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Rihanna-Wields-Multiple-Massive-Guns-Battleship-Images-29550.html

http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news/29550/Rihanna_Wields_Multiple_Massive_Guns_New_Battleship_Images_1329851832.jpg

"YOU CAN STAND UNDER MY UMBRELLA! AND BY UMBRELLA I MEAN MACHINE GUN-UN-UN-UN!"

rumpapapum rumpapapum shot a battleship down

Dolores O'Riordan is in this, too?

http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news/29550/Rihanna_Wields_Multiple_Massive_Guns_New_Battleship_Images_1329851796.jpg

this was the look on her face when chris martin called her to colab

doh
http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news/29550/Rihanna_Wields_Multiple_Massive_Guns_New_Battleship_Images_1329851796.jpg

i work with some guys who worked on this and claim she's one of the worst human beings on the planet.

i'm still trying to process how this whole film isn't a colossal joke.

wait...how isn't it

http://io9.com/5892888/liam-neeson-is-commanding-in-his-role-as-red-peg-in-new-battleship-trailer

That is truly a stupid two minutes.

Battleship Independence Alien Iron Man Day

hahahah ugh

this is one Tim Riggins movie I doubt I will turn the corner on

The trailer was on before John Carter OF MARS last night, and it looked like stupid, stupid, stupid fun. I was almost tempted.

Oh yay.

http://io9.com/5894180/our-first-look-at-battleships-mysterious-aliens

Alex interrupts him, and sends Cora to the control deck while he leads the alien out onto the deck. He gets the crap more or less beaten out of him, but he and Cora have a plan. He buys her time to aim one of the cannons point-blank at the alien's head. It turns around to see the cannon about to be fired. Rihanna quips, "Mahalo, motherfucker" — and the cannon blows the alien away.