Battleship...the movie

After years of languishing in development at Universal, Hasbro announced that Candy Land has moved to Columbia Pictures, with Adam Sandler slated to star and produce via his production company, Happy Madison.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTSpNa06lxs

somebody google cornhole movie and see if that's been done yet

Changing Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy to STRATEGO and naming each person after a game piece was a missed chance for synergy.

I'm certain it has, just not the way your local bros play it.

I heard that they were going to try to make Candyland some kind of weird LOTR quest movie? could be apocryphal, but still, lol

omg @ Hungry Hippos trailer. HAHAHAHA that is fucking great.

dudes battleship is ridic enough, none of these jokes are funnier than the fact that they are making a movie about BATTLESHIP

is someone going to say 'you sank my battleship'?

A friend and I like to joke about the gritty reimagining of Connect Four called "The Fourth Connection".

Please let the answer be, "Yes, Liam Neeson is going to angrily, intensely say that."

s1ocki why u not like our joeks?

im just saying

See I think it was already a missed opportunity by NOT having Neeson scream that in the trailer.

Connect Four: THE MOVIE

^ what i'm talking about

A friend and I like to joke about the gritty reimagining of Connect Four called "The Fourth Connection".

― Mike Love Costume Jewelry on Etsy (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 2:37 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it'd be a romcom

it's a competition between two romantic consultants, a la Will Smith in Hitch. They have a friendly wager.

Risk would be the most boring war movie ever

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/ridley-scotts-monopoly-movie-hires-229944

first thing I looked for was a 4/1 publication date

no such luck

what is even happening JAAAAAAANE LET ME OFF THIS CRAZY THING

Human Centipede: The Game

*cries*

battleship potemkin: the game

das boot: the game

das boot: das game

hee

Mulholland Drive: the game

You are on the street

>Look North

You don't know who the fuck you are
Lez up with Naomi Watts

Berlin Alexanderplatz: The Game

"Average game play: 375 days"

irl lols @ aldo

there was this really terrible joel hodgson sketch show pilot that featured a life-size mousetrap from Mouse Trap.

Troll Hunter: the game

I would SO play that game

"Troll Stench sold separately"

>Infiltrate troll cave

Trolls discover you and chase you

>Fire light gun

You are a Christian
Tough shit
Trolls eat you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCwn1NTK-50

The Wicker Man: the game

cant wait for the scene where the dying alien says to liam neeson "you... sunk.... my ........ battleship"

― max, Wednesday, July 27, 2011 2:02 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh shit i guarantee this is exactly how it's going to end

i doubt it, they clearly aim to be taken seriously by the target audience

>Fly seaplane

You are met by villagers in masks
You know there is a conspiracy

>Investigate conspiracy

You are scared by the depth of it
Everyone is against you

>Sleep

Rowan tries to seduce you
You refuse
You fucking idiot

>Visit Lord Summerisle

He plays the piano and fobs you off
You could have shagged Britt Ekland, you knob

>Dress up as jester

You are a Christian
Tough shit
The villagers burn you

aldo you're really good at this

If only it paid the bills.

And also, arguably, hie thee to my I Love Comics thread where I have reviewed DC's output for the past six months in order to play fast and loose with my sanity.

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

lmao

WARNING: you probably need to know something about my references to get the most out of it i.e. you should really understand a fair bit about shitty modern comics to get a lot of it. If you have little idea about who Geoff Johns is and how I hate him you will get less out of it. </pimping my stuff>

I just clicked over and read through that thread. I had used the New 52 as an opportunity to try to get back into DC after many, many years, hoping they'd disentangled continuity crap that I couldn't be bothered with, and after 5 issues I've pretty much given up on all of them except Animal Man, Batgirl and Batwoman. Action and Superman are such a mess I can't be arsed, and Detective started strong and went straight into the crapper. Should I keep up w/Wonder Woman y/n?

Y

to his proctologist:

"i want to have this thoroughly investigated"