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beautiful

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

my bad

TERMAINTOR 2 (some dude), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

and i could vote for that awesome vampire movie that is in alaska in the dark in the snow. loved that one.

me too! think it's called 30 days in alaska or something

― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:27 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

30 Days of Night

― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:27 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nah that's not it

― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:28 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

30 dark days?

― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:28 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

TERMAINTOR 2 (some dude), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:33 (twelve years ago) link

The Wicker Man: the game

― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 5:27 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 5:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:53 (twelve years ago) link

that one made my roommate come out and say "clearly something out here is funny"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 02:16 (twelve years ago) link

a+ goole

da croupier, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 02:26 (twelve years ago) link

dying. DYING.

trivial fursuit (m bison), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 02:51 (twelve years ago) link

Terminator 2's "I am keeler robot who awnly shewts to vound" makes it the ideal Obamafan action crapper.

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 10:08 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there it is

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 10:10 PM (56 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 03:11 (twelve years ago) link

ash wednesday in 2 hours. i've got it marked on my calendar

Mordy, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 03:21 (twelve years ago) link

that's morbius in a pithy, incomprehensible nutshell

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 04:42 (twelve years ago) link

xpost

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 04:42 (twelve years ago) link

will send u 5000 words 'splainin that, am

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 04:45 (twelve years ago) link

lol, no you won't

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 04:47 (twelve years ago) link

i wouldn't read it anyhow

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 04:48 (twelve years ago) link

he's like a fortune cookie factory staffed entirely by uptight, reactionary lefties

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 04:51 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, The Nation sucks. got a gift subscription once.

scott seward, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 05:09 (twelve years ago) link

i grew up reading the nation but when i try it now it mostly feels very self-righteous and smug. there's usually one or two good articles per issue though.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 05:43 (twelve years ago) link

Okay ams. Go ahead. Poll it again. Poll it again. You're the ace film man, poll it again. It's a simple list, just poll it again. Poll what you say! Poll it again! Poll it again!! Two polls, ballots come through here, polls cancel other out. Oh my? Where'd you learn that?

― omar little, Wednesday, February 22, 2012 7:38 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

watercooler challenge (ledge), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

so peter weller is a doctoral candidate in renaissance art at ucla now apparently. someone i was talking to went to a lecture there on the homoerotics of michelangelo without looking at the name of who was speaking and was kind of surprised to walk in and the guy who is speaking is robocop

― desperado, rough rider (thomp), Wednesday, February 22, 2012 4:33 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

piggyback payoff (NZA), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 21:47 (twelve years ago) link

we've all been there

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 21:55 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha

markers, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 22:22 (twelve years ago) link

"Thank you for your co-operation dissertation."

White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 22:24 (twelve years ago) link

why am I not remembering the Female Nudity in Die Hard.

― beachville, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 8:59 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

near the beginning a couple of randy officemates are going at it and the girl's shirt is off, then the terrorists come in and drag them out

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuckin' terrorists

― valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Caught Having Sex

― max, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It is amazing how in the '80s they were able to sneak bare breasts into everything.

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

melaniegriffithvacuuming.gif

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jamieleecurtischanginghershirt.gif

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

We had to take porn where we could get it

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it certainly made Oliver & Company more interesting

― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oliverlickinghisballs.gif

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the world is just a racist onion (stevie), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 23:56 (twelve years ago) link

^^^ irl lols @ this

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 February 2012 00:20 (twelve years ago) link

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

This = brilliant

Not only dermatologists hate her (James Morrison), Thursday, 23 February 2012 00:50 (twelve years ago) link

Who are they? The URL doesn't help.

― Tuomas, Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:19 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Alicia Keys (shame on you, Tuomas) + Gerry Adams (xp)

― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:21 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The pic was taken from the front, that's why I didn't recognize her.

― Tuomas, Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:23 AM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Thursday, 23 February 2012 15:26 (twelve years ago) link

L&G, Tuomas in two.

Mark G, Thursday, 23 February 2012 15:39 (twelve years ago) link

A+

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 February 2012 16:49 (twelve years ago) link

should i write an email to deli express asking if they are using free range mechanically separated chickens y/n

― Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, February 23, 2012 11:57 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Thursday, 23 February 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

can't tell if Tuomas is in humor mode or Tuomas mode

― valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 23 February 2012 14:12 (2 hours ago) Permalink

THAT'S THE MAGIC

― markers, Thursday, 23 February 2012 14:18 (2 hours ago) Permalink

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 23 February 2012 17:13 (twelve years ago) link

:D

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 23 February 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

Schrodinger's Tuomas

the feeling is surreal (snoball), Thursday, 23 February 2012 17:55 (twelve years ago) link

Okay, thanks for explanation. I didn't know she was imprisoned, what did she do?

― Tuomas, Thursday, 23 February 2012 15:20 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindsay_Lohan#2006.E2.80.9307:_Independent_movies_and_career_interruptions

tl;dr version: alcohol, drugs, everything you can do that is illegal to do while on alcohol and drugs

― valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 23 February 2012 15:24 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Not dogsitting, I hope?

― Tuomas, Thursday, 23 February 2012 15:33 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, The Nation sucks.

high5! centrist jellyfish

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:25 (twelve years ago) link

jellyfish wd be more like high 10 surely?

FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

And then you pee on each other's hands.

A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

now were getting somewhere

lag∞n, Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

irl lol

dead-trius (Eric H.), Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:33 (twelve years ago) link

2 party system evolved from jellyfish?

lorem ipsum dolor de estómago (am0n), Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:35 (twelve years ago) link

In re: Kreayshawn:

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she can't even get on gerardo's level yet, dude warranted a weird al parody

― some dude, Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:16 AM (18 minutes ago)

actually weird al might do a good job with Gucci Gucci, maybe something about Charlie Brown like "Snoopy Snoopy" or something....

― dave coolier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:23 AM (11 minutes ago)

snoopy snoopy lucy lucy patty patty schroeder

― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:29 AM

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

:D

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

omar are you gonna do this romcom poll or

― ⚓ (gr8080)

i'll hand the romcom poll off to morbs

― omar little, Thursday, February 23, 2012 1:10 PM (57 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

morbs, if you need advice on how to run it letz cyber chat about it

― omar little, Thursday, February 23, 2012 1:11 PM (35 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 23 February 2012 19:13 (twelve years ago) link

If the KKK is behind Mixed Martial Arts, than I just don't know what to think.

― pplains, Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:06 (42 minutes ago) Permalink

It would make sense but not really.

― pplains, Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:06 (42 minutes ago) Permalink

the KKK are against martial arts-mixing iirc

― Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:08 (40 minutes ago) Permalink

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

ok thats amazing

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

what thread is that from?

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:12 (twelve years ago) link

is this racist

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

thats stellar

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 24 February 2012 06:55 (twelve years ago) link

just think, one crossed wire and Romneybot could have yanked Santorum's arm clean off

― robbery by sudden snatching (DJP), Thursday, February 23, 2012 8:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Amputation by sudden snatching.

― clemenza, Thursday, February 23, 2012 8:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sans-torn-arm

― joygoat, Thursday, February 23, 2012 9:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

face depalma (stevie), Friday, 24 February 2012 07:53 (twelve years ago) link

i haven't seen the transformers movies in the theaters but anecdotally what's the gender breakdown in the audience that you guys have seen?

― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 19:15 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

65% men, 35% bored

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 19:17 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a hoy hoy, Friday, 24 February 2012 13:48 (twelve years ago) link


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