CHRIS BROWN

apparently CB missed out the "redemption" stage of that

Maybe for him redemption = sulking.

shakey that narrative is almost wholly about booze and drugs.

like, the fact that you hadn't even heard of Chris Brown before 2009 speaks to how tonedeaf you are to the whole cultural context of this whole thing and that your 'vindicated' accurate prediction was just a blind chicken finding a kernel of corn (xpost)

corn is delicious

apparently CB missed out the "redemption" stage of that

he's in it right now, I'd say it probably started with that awful "Man in the Mirror" performance

shakey that narrative is almost wholly about booze and drugs.

eh I can think of some other non-booze-n-drugs examples (Polanski, Rob Lowe) but you do have the "almost" qualifier in there so yeah okay

man i really hope Charlie Sheen sings "Man In The Mirror" on BET in a couple years

just because something happened and someone somewhere predicted it doesn't make it TOTALLY OBVIOUS AND PREDICTABLE

what makes it totally predictable is the amount of money involved. industry wasn't gonna just let a cash-cow like this go down the drain without milking it.

ah yes, that massive unstoppable cash cow you hadn't even heard of at that point

there's lots of cash cows I don't pay attention to

for a short while it actually seemed somewhat like the industry was thinking about "replacing" him, if that's possible. they let jason derulo et al out of the gate not too long after the incident, no?

i thought it was gonna be trey songz

who even upped his game musically!

trey songz would have been much better

don't think trey songz is willing to be pop enough, god bless him

trey songz will always be that "singing dude who made douchefaces in that one scarface video where scarface didn't want to get married and poor bun b had to explain everything to the preacher and his fiance" to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdX0X490bRw
in other news missy kills this, chris not so much

yeeeeeeeeeehaw

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Chris-Brown-Angrily-Snatched-Fans-iPhone-Outside-South-Beach-Club-Police-140186213.html

The woman, Christal Spann, and her friends followed Brown and rapper Tyga outside, where she saw him get into his black Bentley, according to a Miami Beach Police report. Spann approached Brown and took a photo with her $500 white iPhone 4S while he was sitting in his car.

Then the surly hip-hop star reached through the window, took her cell phone from her hands, and said, “B**** you ain’t going to put that on no website,” Spann told police.

this fucking guy

a few times lately i've gotten annoyed at journalists referring to chris brown as a 'rapper' or 'hip-hop star' and then i remember "look at me now" and feel confused about whether i should still be mad

if chris brown is going to clubs and driving himself home, there's still a small chance that he'll drive drunk and kill himself. so not all hope is lost.

"Superstar tennis ball Chris Brown"

lol

Is this possibly a violation of his probation? It was 5 years, right? I hope so.

he got away with throwing a chair through a window, so

Chris Brown - "I Threw A Chair Through A Window" (in the style of U2)

maybe this is some andy kaufman style ish on his part

if chris brown is going to clubs and driving himself home, there's still a small chance that he'll drive drunk and kill himself. so not all hope is lost.

― pre-tennis ball head-era chris brown (J0rdan S.), Thursday, February 23, 2012 2:27 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there's some story in superfreakonomics, which i was reading on teh toilet the other day, where they suggest drunk walking is more likely to get you killed than drunk driving, sadly

this fucking guy's comeuppance, when it happens and it WILL happen because he apparently cannot stop himself acting like the worst fucking cunt at all times, will be so sweet to watch

lex otm

there's some story in superfreakonomics, which i was reading on teh toilet the other day, where they suggest drunk walking is more likely to get you killed than drunk driving, sadly

― D-40, Thursday, February 23, 2012 4:52 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha my roommate was listening to the freakonomics podcast last night and they were talking about this. it seems super flimsy to me, also as they pointed out you can't murder one or multiple innocent people if you're drunk walking

that sounds like a challenge

off topic guys but freakanomics is utter bullshit dont pay any attention to it plz

yeah i mean i heard this by accident and it sounded pretty "eh?? eh????" trolly and nonsensical

in an alternate, better world, freakanomics is economics taught by big booty professors in thongs to a Miami bass beat

we have some down there in our middle schools i think

yeah they started off by using multiple regression in a absurd way and have since just kinda become promoters of counterintuitive bullshit climate change skeptics etc

ha my roommate was listening to the freakonomics podcast last night and they were talking about this. it seems super flimsy to me, also as they pointed out you can't murder one or multiple innocent people if you're drunk walking

― pre-tennis ball head-era chris brown (J0rdan S.), Thursday, February 23, 2012 4:33 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah but if chris brown kills somebody ELSE it doesnt really qualify as 'karma' does it?

in an alternate, better world, freakanomics is economics taught by big booty professors in thongs to a Miami bass beat

― robbery by sudden snatching (DJP), Thursday, February 23, 2012 4:49 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah was v disappointed when i actually opened it up. superfreakonomics sounded even more promising

off topic guys but freakanomics is utter bullshit dont pay any attention to it plz

― lag∞n, Thursday, February 23, 2012 4:46 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

are they wrong abt drunk walking being deadlier than drunk driving tho

yes

they must be right, i mean theres no way

when u drunkwalk ur much more likely to bump into someone starting a fight which ends up in a deadly knifeduel

"if we assume" = yeah right

the classic take down of using multiple regression in a freaknomics type manner http://www.crab.rutgers.edu/~goertzel/mythsofmurder.htm - the scary thing is w/super freaknomics they even abandoned this half assed level of scienceing and just found fascinating crazy people to talk to

they must be right, i mean theres no way

― lag∞n, Thursday, February 23, 2012 6:19 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm not arguing this mr. smarm

freakonomics is about the only text related to economics that i've ever understood

it was readable but didn't seem especially insightful