'John Carter,' aka the Edgar Rice Burroughs 'A Princess of Mars' adaptation

Oh, wait, this isn't Cameron?!

In that case, consider it a tax write-off, Disney.

since it's an old book they should cut it into four parts and run it on masterpiece theater

HE DIDNT GET OUT OF THE COCKADOODIE CAR

finally watched the trailer for this:
-disney seems to only have one look for their heroes-Carter looks just like Prince of Persia
-looks like it'll be a whole movie of that gladiator arena scene from Attack of the clones.
-doesn't look fun

mars needs momus

also how come the sky isn't all red and martiany looking

where are the communiony-looking aliens

i mean

I dunno, at least it's rated properly

I see all these R-rated movies like immortals and the conan reboot and wonder how much money is left on the table, they would be catnip for 12/13 yo boys

if the clash of the titans reboot did good money, can't see why this wouldn't, unless it's absolutely interminable, trailer looks cool

plus my 10 yo is raring to see it so

Stanton: 'You just gotta trust us.'

Kitsch admitted that it took him some time to understand the terminology of Barsoom — which is what Martians call their home world.

“I had a white chalkboard in my house in Austin, and I was like, ‘OK, Helium .. .Zodanga … Dejah … Woola,’” Kitsch said at a low-key party after the screening. “It’s insane. It took me three-plus times to really embrace and understand what was going on. But if I don’t buy into it, neither do you.”

I can imagine Kitsch wandering around repeating those words to himself for hours on end.

Still disappointed they didn't decide to be like the books and have everyone naked all the time

What in the shit

http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2012/02/14/14_woola.o.jpg/a_610x408.jpg

does his nose have its own separate face?

Jabba is that you?

Woola! I love Woola. Best pet companion ever.

anyone see the fan trailer for this?

http://geekout.blogs.cnn.com/2012/02/27/fans-create-their-own-trailer-for-john-carter/?hpt=hp_bn8

(it's linked in the article). Makes the film look about 100x more interesting. Studio may have really boffed it with the dumb trailers they've been running.

Latest ep of the Nerdist podcast has Willem Dafoe promoting this. Worth a listen, just for its pure Dafoe-ness, even if it's frustratingly short.

Wow, that fan trailer is a heroic effort.

Saw it this morning. Liked it. Dug the odder aspects of the premise, but I can't imagine audiences reponding with too much enthusiasm.

That dog monster looks like a walking ass.

You look like a walking ass.

(Sorry; hard to resist.)

fan trailer is excellent and makes me weep for Hollywood marketing machine in 2012

A positive review:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2012/mar/01/john-carter-week-geek?CMP=twt_fd

I can't imagine the director, given his pedigree, would release anything sub-par, bar studio meddling, but it sounds like the studio gave him free reign. Except when it comes to promotion, I guess.

Saw it yesterday, not familiar with the books but I really, really enjoyed it, up until about 2/3 way through where it starts to drag a little/feel overly familiar (and I really wish I hadn't seen the one trailer I did). The sets are lovely. I spent most of the time drinking in the feel of Flash Gordon, Star Wars, even Neverending Story and wondering how they decided on the tone they did (classic, good amount of cheese, nothing too modern-feeling) and wondering how the kids would take to it.
The two leads are ok. Talyor Kiscth took down those ape things hardcore.

Hope it does well, feel like the promotion has been shit but I don't watch TV so maybe that's where it all is.

tim riggins is in this movie

the trailer on tv seems terrible, but every time i see it i think, hmm there is tim riggins, maybe i should see this?

I have the same problem

Bummed that dafoe is more just a voiceover than dafoe with four arms.

Glenn Kenny liked it: http://movies.msn.com/movies/movie-critic-reviews/john-carter/

caption to beat

http://www.slantmagazine.com/film/review/john-carter/6091

The trailer running on TV for this here is a MESS, I have no idea whatsoever what is going on, its just a series of badly cut together load of cgi smash bash crash jumping around in the desert.

Having seen that fan trailer now Im like OH, there is a WHOLE PLOT that looks actually p interesting and now I kind of want to see this.

fuck u jaime N. christley for slant magazine. you are the one who, in a nutshell, is a flimsy paper plate laden precariously with human feces.

that was an incredibly hacky review, not that im looking forward to this or anything. funny caption though

WOW A FAT JOKE THAT'S TOTES HILARS!!!!

Is Jeff Wells moonlighting as a caption writer for Slant?

Caption is great.

Also, comparing any sci-fi fish-out-of-water/outsider-goes-native story to Avatar in 2012 = hack hackity hack hack hack. Couldn't he at least have gone with "Dances With Martians" or something?

i didnt think it was a fat joke!

More of a homely overactor joke.

https://twitter.com/#!/j_christley/status/177364394144038912

not authorised to see this status

Oh, I guess he protects his tweets, but it was kind of a wan joke on Bryan Cranston's cameo.

sounds like a pip

unprotect wan jokes NOW

Still amazed that every trailer I have seen about this has failed to imply the movie is about anything

There are some aliens he bonds with in some way and he's John Carter... of Earth... and there are big battles and a dog thing. That's all I've got so far!

I feel like the trailer needs to either tease the conflict in the plot and make me want to see how it plays out, or at least introduce me to the main character and then throw him on Mars.

BAR....SOOM

i think this is the first time i've seen people agree so comprehensively a trailer just doesn't give away enough of the plot

doesn't indicate the movie has one, tbh