Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

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no, the other one...

Mark G, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

"We are the 99 percent."

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

'my friend told me his dick is tiny'

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

"Obviously compensating for a pitifully tiny cloaca"

xpost!

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

think yrs is more newyorkery tbh

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

"Last night he told me to stick my thumb up his ass."

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:58 (twelve years ago) link

Haha I was not goin for NYer style there

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:09 (twelve years ago) link

'don't encourage him , dinah, he's merely reinforcing damaging species stereotypes'

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:17 (twelve years ago) link

lol

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:18 (twelve years ago) link

he better shave his butt before joining our peacock centipede

Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

"I don't know who he thinks he's impressing. If you touch him I'll kill you."

cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:49 (twelve years ago) link

"Is that what a real peacock looks like?"
"Don't ask me, I'm just a banksy"

Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

I will be so glad when Carinval is over.

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

he sure is inordinately proud of his farts

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

"Peacocking? Really? Mystery called from 2008. He wants last decade's moves back."

s.clover, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:52 (twelve years ago) link

I hate myself for making that joke, and you should hate yourself if you get it.

s.clover, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

"eye catching!"

brownie, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

"Colour? Nah I'm holding out for the 3D version to come out"

Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

"woah, I think it's kicking in"

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

um,

"christ, what an asshole"

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

"you paid HOW much for a walk up brownstone?"

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

Dan's is the best so far.

s.clover, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

Which one?

Mark G, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 07:15 (twelve years ago) link

"woah, I think it's kicking in"

― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 11:16 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 08:17 (twelve years ago) link

implants

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 08:27 (twelve years ago) link

OMG IT'S STARTING TO EVEN LOOK LIKE A TRIPLE RAINBOW

Rosie 47 (ken c), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 15:16 (twelve years ago) link

"Why does everyone ask if I'm John Darnielle?

EZ Snappin, Monday, 27 February 2012 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

omg

goole, Monday, 27 February 2012 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

lock thread

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 February 2012 22:12 (twelve years ago) link

"don't turn around, but i think that guy's checking out my ass"

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 27 February 2012 22:14 (twelve years ago) link

"hey, did we just pass your twin brother?"

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 27 February 2012 22:15 (twelve years ago) link

"hell is full"

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Monday, 27 February 2012 22:17 (twelve years ago) link

"i'm glad my mother insisted i get my MBA to fall back on instead of just focusing on my first career with the jim rose circus"

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 27 February 2012 22:19 (twelve years ago) link

"So I emerged through the backseat of a limo and I thought, 'Now what?' It's not like Mathew Barney's career was going to go on forever."

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 27 February 2012 22:26 (twelve years ago) link

Jim Breuer ruined my life.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 27 February 2012 22:29 (twelve years ago) link

"Christ, this is normal."

omar 13337713 (Leee), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 02:45 (twelve years ago) link

"Yes Ted, I understand I do understand the full irony of the expression here, but no, I'm not kidding you."

s.clover, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 04:42 (twelve years ago) link

"Long story short, I had to hoof it all the way from midtown."

s.clover, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 04:45 (twelve years ago) link

"I did all this work but I have nothing to shofar it"

Male Privilege: Unpacking the Invisible Nutsack (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 04:47 (twelve years ago) link

that pun's probably been made more successfully a million billion times

Male Privilege: Unpacking the Invisible Nutsack (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 04:49 (twelve years ago) link

"I wanted to go to a therapist, but my wife says we need the wool."

s.clover, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 04:52 (twelve years ago) link

haha the midtown one has 'new yorker potential'

iatee, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 04:52 (twelve years ago) link

"I laughed at the Great God Pan."

Tuomas, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 08:58 (twelve years ago) link

(Few people will probably get what that refers to, though.)

Tuomas, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 08:59 (twelve years ago) link

"evil is such a loaded word."

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 09:04 (twelve years ago) link

"i sometimes think law chose me."

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 09:05 (twelve years ago) link

"well, you know, 'merry wanderer of the night' doesn't really pay the bills"

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 09:13 (twelve years ago) link

That's a win one.

Then again, these are the ones they liked for the 'cricket cowboy' one:

“On a clear day, I can get Santa Fe on the antenna.”
"At the next canyon, I'll show you why."
“Nope, it's not a new haircut. Try again.”

Mark G, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 10:03 (twelve years ago) link

“Nope, it's not a new haircut. Try again.”

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 11:47 (twelve years ago) link


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