Boobs, I mean, Bras, and the eternal frustration

If you're going to have a little sparkly thingy perched somewhere, which so many bras do, it might as well be the Eiffel Tower imo.

If you're doing it right it's just gonna end up on the floor sooner rather than later anyway.

haha, this is why my underwear are all basic solid colored cotton briefs

See rosemary knows what I'm saying.

I think all my underpants are comedy patterns.

http://m.chicagoreader.com/chicago/chicagoan-stepahnie-kuhr-retro-lingerie-maker/Content?oid=5546520

A first-person account from off the beaten track, as told to Anne Ford.

"Bras are way more complex to sew than one would think. Every 16th of an inch can make a big difference. It's a feat of engineering, because you're going against gravity, trying to hold up this appendage that's sticking out. A lot of overseas factories have stopped making them, because they're one of the harder and less profitable things to make.

"Bullet bras came about because they didn't have the same fabrics we do now. It was an engineering thing. They couldn't make a rounded boob. It was the best shape they could get out of their fabric, and then it became a fad, so they exaggerated it and made it fashionable. I was talking to an older gentleman in the industry, and he said that when he was growing up he honestly thought that's the shape boobs were.

"Last summer was the last time I was in a Victoria's Secret. I'm too busty for them, but I thought I'd try it, because I loved it when I was an adolescent. I went in there, and I was like, 'I wear a 32DD. What do you have in that?' The lady kind of looked at me funny. She gave me a 36D, because that was all they had, and sent me in the dressing room. I put it on, and I literally laughed out loud. It was trying to add three sizes, which I don't need, and then there was extra tissue spilling out everywhere.

"They get away with a lot of fit problems by making them really low-cut, so they're not fitting in as much tissue. And then they have those molded foam cups, and those you don't have to have a great fit with either, because they sit on their own; you don't really need to know what's going on underneath there. People get used to having this uncomfortable bra feeling, and they don't know any better.

"A lot of women will have one breast bigger than the other. That's an easy fix for custom work. You can add a little bit of padding to one side, or use a special cup to deemphasize it. A lot of the women that I've talked to, especially on the west coast, have had breast augmentation and ended up larger than they originally anticipated. They think they're getting a DD and all of a sudden they're an H cup. Then they become really flustered and don't understand why the bras don't fit.

"The vintage look has become more mainstream because of shows like Mad Men and Boardwalk Empire. That high-waisted panty is a lot more common now. That's how fashion works—they got as low and scanty as they could, and it started to get a little trashy, and people got sick of it. So they went in the opposite direction. Most of the high-waisted panties I make are very sheer, so it's not like your grandma's panties. Or if they are, your grandma's very naughty.

tissue

that's what it's called

semantic saturation/satiation

If, hypothetically, you had a bunch of tried-on-never-worn-but-tags-off bras, would you donate them to Goodwill or someplace or just throw them away?

donate!

Thx! It's become an untenable drawer space situation.

I always thought bullet bras were really cool. I used to go out of my way to buy them! I don't know if I'd wear them now though.....certainly not to the office!

Did someone say bullet bra?

This website is bookmarked on my computer because I keep thinking that one day I will have money to purchase all my wonderful underthings here at one time:
http://www.secretsinlace.com/product/346/Bullet_Bras
But they have bullet bras, although, they seem like they might have some 70's droop or curve to them.
Here's another wishful bookmark that will probably never happen:
http://www.whatkatiedid.us.com/index.php?a_aid=dabmkt&;a_bid=2f4c1d5d&fes_lst_id=

Did someone say bullet bra?

This website is bookmarked on my computer because I keep thinking that one day I will have money to purchase all my wonderful underthings here at one time:
http://www.secretsinlace.com/product/346/Bullet_Bras
But they have bullet bras, although, they seem like they might have some 70's droop or curve to them.
Here's another wishful bookmark that will probably never happen:
http://www.whatkatiedid.us.com/index.php?a_aid=dabmkt&a_bid=2f4c1d5d&fes_lst_id=

I am going braless for laundry day and I thought 'there's my 28-year-old breasts' when I looked in the mirror, god bless 'em. But THEN I thought, the breasts didn't show up until I was 14, does that mean my breasts are 28-14=14 years old?

*tera - damn you - now i know of the leopard print bullet bra's existence - and want one badly.

I love Secrets in Lace! That's where I was going to buy the tap pants from, but never did.

I think if I loaded up my knockers into a bullet bra, I would actually be able to kill somebody with them.

Abbottt-yes, actually, never thought of it quite that way before. My nipples and I are the same age but my breast are younger than I am.

Guess I better celebrate the last time in my life that my breasts are half of my age (unless we're counting the nine months I was in the womb as my age, in which case I'm 29).

attn small chested ppl:

i just got a hanes comfort flex w/ no wires or padding and it's just about perfect
comfortable, inexpensive, actually fits me, as close to natural 70s boob as you're going to get if you also want a little support

recommended!

http://img2.targetimg2.com/wcsstore/TargetSAS//img/p/13/82/13828447.jpg

intentionally chose photo without human to illustrate the utilitarian nature of this fine undergarment

My next boobs/bra frontier: "sports" bra.

(I don't play sports, but could use something extra supportive for outdoorsy stuff like gardening, hiking, biking, etc.)

I have a couple of leads from sporty friends (albeit not ones with DDDs) and will report back on my findings!

quincie, you might want to check out Title Nine. They've got a great selection. The one called something like "our lace bra" is my go-to.

Today, my (newish) bra is doing that squeaky thing in the underwire and it is driving me nuts!
That is all.

Any tips on how to pick out a sports bra?

Sort of. I guess the first question to ask is how much support do you want. Like, are you just looking for something you can move in comfortably, like for yoga, or do you need to keep your boobs immobile for high impact sports? Also, your cup size is key, too.

Do you give a shit about "uniboob"? How do you feel about underwire?

I just want something I can run (literally) around in, don't really care about looking HOTTT while doing it. So "immobilizing" is what I'm looking for, I guess. Cup size DD.

I don't think I've bought a sports bra since I was in eighth grade and hadn't even developed breasts yet.

http://www.herroom.com/sports,support-c-,bras,50,912,001,25.html

I used to have an Enell bra and nothing, I mean nothing, moved while wearing that. I loved it. Goddess and Anita are pretty reliable, quality bras for big boobs.

http://www.herroom.com/glamorise-1006-seamless-soft-cup-sports-bra.shtml

I've had my eye on this one, too.

you know that wireless/paddingless bra i mentioned upthread? i went back to buy a couple more because i was wearing that one every day and it was only like $11. i was trying to find my size and this older lady came up to the rack and said "is good?" and i said "yes, no wires, very comfortable, natural, pretty enough, and inexpensive" and she was like "yes, yes, glad i saw you! thank you!" and she bought one too.

Yea, you are as a prophet in the wilderness.

It's a minefield of discomfort out there.

Title Nine catalogue mysteriously appeared in the mail. Tempted.

Bra talk from a knitting designer.

Getting rid of some old bras today.

I made a beeline for M&S this week. Waited an hour for my fitting - the previous lady nearly had the fitter in tears because she tried on EVERYTHING and nothing fit her and the few that did, she didn't like... er anyway I am now a D, apparently, which is the most insane thing ever. Even tried a 30 DD. I really need to chuck out my old A's...

Thanks to Title IX and their awesome LIVE CHAT WITH BRA EXPERT feature, I scored a great (though pricey) sports bra that I am really happy with! Tried to google stalk the same bra at lower price, only to learn OH NOES SHIT IS DISCONTINUED so I loaded up on three more at pricey point. I think I will be happy I did this, because the sports bra search was huge fucking pain in the ass.

Oh and xpost to kinder, the whole "your boobs are a bigger cup size and your rib cage is a smaller band size" thing seems to be evidence of some huge boob conspiracy that I want very much to expose!

Oh, it has to be. I just don't get it. I still contend that there's no way I have D size boobs even though that's what these tags say. That said, a couple of the ones I got a few months back are getting a little loose in the cups because I am slowly losing some weight and it always (rather unfairly might I add) goes from my tits first.

lol "huge boob conspiracy"

I did very careful measurements and by any knowlegable standard (see the "thin and curvy" blog) I truly am three cup sizes bigger and a band size smaller than I had been wearing.

You know when public schools (private too I hope) do the whole learning about menstruation thing? This is exactly the point at which HERE'S HOW BRAS SHOULD FIT should be part of the curriculum!

x-post LOL rrobyn, totally unintended!

If I went down a band size, I don't think I would be able to breathe.

Going down a band size made me so much more comfortable--no more "riding up," and my shoulder straps don't slip off like they used to (and I have fairly square shoulders to begin with).

Yeah I got one a while ago that felt tight when I put it on but 5 secs later I don't feel it, and there's no more shifting around.

still hangin tough with my training bra over here