Brevity is the soul of classic ILX threadery. See also: I am a Werewolf.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 19 February 2012 12:59 (twelve years ago) link
Colbert sez: RONMEY 2102
― Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 01:12 (eleven years ago) link
never forget.
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Monday, 1 October 2012 00:06 (eleven years ago) link
There's still time.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 October 2012 00:13 (eleven years ago) link
The polls can turn around.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 October 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link
Zingers in the debates.
He zinged that elephant thing hardcore.
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Monday, 1 October 2012 00:22 (eleven years ago) link
I'm still waiting for my ballot so I can vote DJP for pope.
― Aimless, Monday, 1 October 2012 04:44 (eleven years ago) link
btw..
heron?
― Mark G, Monday, 1 October 2012 07:03 (eleven years ago) link
DAMMMNN
― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 02:19 (eleven years ago) link
BLOOMPS 2016
― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
4 MORE YAERS!
― Mark G, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 17:15 (eleven years ago) link
SECRETARTY OF ELEPHAMT DEFENSE
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 17:30 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/c31db0690af29fd85c48837c8b20336b/tumblr_mggk5pIOex1ruhvpfo1_250.gifhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/c2099421468f87c708ff361b754331da/tumblr_mggk5pIOex1ruhvpfo2_r1_250.gifhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/4379e1532f706b6b68dd176baaacaee3/tumblr_mggk5pIOex1ruhvpfo3_250.gifhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/7a07eaadf116a7f58664d95e60a7505b/tumblr_mggk5pIOex1ruhvpfo4_250.gif
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 14 January 2013 19:03 (eleven years ago) link
I...I am in awe of this. Every last typo.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, January 21, 2004 10:26 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― oh no! sirap notlih vs. ognir rrats FITE!! OH NO!!! (Eisbaer), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:24 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.kerx.com/products/bio-bloom-ps/images/bio-bloom-ps.jpg
― rocky dennis horror show (Pillbox), Monday, 14 January 2013 23:14 (eleven years ago) link
DAMMMNNN.
― jonathan livingston seapunk (c sharp major), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 22:39 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NGguk8VXYc&feature=youtu.be
― how's life, Monday, 1 July 2013 13:26 (ten years ago) link
DAMMMNNNN.
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 03:38 (ten years ago) link
they're taking the hobbits to isengaard
― markers, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 03:48 (ten years ago) link
ORNALDO AND MINARDA SPLIT, BLOOMPS IS ON THE MARKET LADIES
http://jezebel.com/orlando-bloom-and-miranda-kerr-split-sad-day-for-prett-1452011206
― My question is primarily riparian (Phil D.), Friday, 25 October 2013 13:19 (ten years ago) link
he took down that marriage thing hardcore
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 25 October 2013 13:50 (ten years ago) link
is e presidetn yet?
― Mark G, Friday, 25 October 2013 13:54 (ten years ago) link
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ellievhall/13-times-background-legolas-was-the-most-important-part-of-t
BACKGRUOND BLOOMPS
― Roz, Monday, 16 December 2013 14:55 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/1JKAxpY.jpg
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 28 April 2014 19:03 (ten years ago) link
needs better hair
― how's life, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 12:43 (ten years ago) link
http://s2.glbimg.com/V06OC_8JfArMwHakRIODUJ7b2WkyIQV07qZRreJfsOhIoz-HdGixxa_8qOZvMp3w/e.glbimg.com/og/ed/f/original/2014/04/28/sel-2.jpg
― conrad, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 12:53 (ten years ago) link
we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars in the gutter.
― estela, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 12:56 (ten years ago) link
http://imageshack.com/a/img835/5692/bmcz.gif
― conrad, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 13:45 (ten years ago) link
beautiful.
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 14:20 (ten years ago) link
The only reason I'll ever see Lord of the Rings is to wait for the scene where he takes down that elephant thing hardcore.
― pplains, Saturday, February 18, 2012 10:47 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
here, now you don't have to wade through the 9+ hours of LOTR just to see the elephant thing scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=132WIdxvgdo&feature=kp
― in the realm of the menses (Eisbaer), Friday, 4 July 2014 22:22 (nine years ago) link
ORNALDO BLOOMPS VS JUSITN BEAVER FITE FITE FITE
http://gawker.com/orlando-bloom-threw-a-punch-at-justin-bieber-in-ibiza-l-1613215613
― brimming with misplaced confidence (Phil D.), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 12:57 (nine years ago) link
Balearic doming
― before you die you see the rink (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 13:21 (nine years ago) link
yo is it true beeps got sonned by a wite bloomps after a ibiza beef??????
― Manilow's Farm-Fresh Razzamatazzberries (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 13:31 (nine years ago) link
xpost Does that picture of him on the curb use the same false perspective technique that they use to make the Hobbits look small? Because he looks three times the height of that girl.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 14:06 (nine years ago) link
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2014/07/29/0729-justin-miranda-orlando-bloom-selena-akm-gsi-cbs-sub-3.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 14:08 (nine years ago) link
Would love for the Bloomps/Gomez romance to be an ongoing thing so I can start referring to them as SELANDO.
― brimming with misplaced confidence (Phil D.), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 14:14 (nine years ago) link
GOOMPS
― Manilow's Farm-Fresh Razzamatazzberries (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 14:27 (nine years ago) link
Taking a swing at Bieber = the opening shot of the 2016 campaign? Where is Hillary when we need her? Not taking a swing at Bieber in Ibiza!
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 31 July 2014 03:04 (nine years ago) link
didn't know bloomps was turning into Charlie Sheen
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 July 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link
Too bad biebs never got a chance to make a record with Phil Spector, I mean imagine the possibilities.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 31 July 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link
The race is heating up!
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/fez_/bloomps.jpg
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Friday, 29 May 2015 19:19 (eight years ago) link
elephant thing for vase presidetn imo
― Dr. Demento's A Thousand And One Parodic Nights (Old Lunch), Friday, 29 May 2015 19:23 (eight years ago) link
It could have been so simple.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 21:28 (eight years ago) link
still time for a bokered covention to select ornaldo bloomps as GOP nomnominee
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 21:36 (eight years ago) link
come on GOP there's still time!
― Οὖτις, Friday, 25 March 2016 22:22 (eight years ago) link
this must be what scott walker meant when he was talking about the gop nominating someone not currently in the running (in the event of an open primary)
― art, Friday, 25 March 2016 22:36 (eight years ago) link
Make it happen America.
― Manitobiloba (Kim), Friday, 25 March 2016 23:31 (eight years ago) link
Now more than ever. The times bring forth the man.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 26 March 2016 01:16 (eight years ago) link
NSFW if your work doesn't like butts, obvs.
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/orlando-bloom-nude-vacation-katy-perry-italy-gallery-1.2737271?pmSlide=1.2737246
― how's life, Thursday, 4 August 2016 12:53 (seven years ago) link