ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR PRESIDETN

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ya totally

HO WBEAUTIFUL IS THE GENTLYFALLINGBLOOD? (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 18 February 2012 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

Still heroic.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 18 February 2012 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

i assume we all now find it impossible to say 'orlando bloom'?

shart practice (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 19 February 2012 03:43 (twelve years ago) link

The only reason I'll ever see Lord of the Rings is to wait for the scene where he takes down that elephant thing hardcore.

pplains, Sunday, 19 February 2012 03:47 (twelve years ago) link

I am still kicking myself for not asking irl Ornaldo to sign the presidential pic for me when I met him. wasted opportunity!

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 February 2012 03:54 (twelve years ago) link

i assume we all now find it impossible to say 'orlando bloom'?

Ayup.

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 19 February 2012 05:56 (twelve years ago) link

I can't believe this thread has so few posts in it. In my memory it is the mightiest of all threads.

trishyb, Sunday, 19 February 2012 11:16 (twelve years ago) link

Brevity is the soul of classic ILX threadery. See also: I am a Werewolf.

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 19 February 2012 12:59 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

Colbert sez: RONMEY 2102

Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 01:12 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

never forget.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Monday, 1 October 2012 00:06 (eleven years ago) link

There's still time.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 October 2012 00:13 (eleven years ago) link

The polls can turn around.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 October 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link

Zingers in the debates.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 October 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link

He zinged that elephant thing hardcore.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Monday, 1 October 2012 00:22 (eleven years ago) link

I'm still waiting for my ballot so I can vote DJP for pope.

Aimless, Monday, 1 October 2012 04:44 (eleven years ago) link

btw..

heron?

Mark G, Monday, 1 October 2012 07:03 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

DAMMMNN

*rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 02:19 (eleven years ago) link

BLOOMPS 2016

*rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

4 MORE YAERS!

Mark G, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 17:15 (eleven years ago) link

SECRETARTY OF ELEPHAMT DEFENSE

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

I...I am in awe of this. Every last typo.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, January 21, 2004 10:26 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh no! sirap notlih vs. ognir rrats FITE!! OH NO!!! (Eisbaer), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

DAMMMNNN.

jonathan livingston seapunk (c sharp major), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 22:39 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...
one month passes...

DAMMMNNNN.

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 03:38 (ten years ago) link

they're taking the hobbits to isengaard

markers, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 03:48 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

ORNALDO AND MINARDA SPLIT, BLOOMPS IS ON THE MARKET LADIES

http://jezebel.com/orlando-bloom-and-miranda-kerr-split-sad-day-for-prett-1452011206

My question is primarily riparian (Phil D.), Friday, 25 October 2013 13:19 (ten years ago) link

he took down that marriage thing hardcore

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 25 October 2013 13:50 (ten years ago) link

is e presidetn yet?

Mark G, Friday, 25 October 2013 13:54 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ellievhall/13-times-background-legolas-was-the-most-important-part-of-t

BACKGRUOND BLOOMPS

Roz, Monday, 16 December 2013 14:55 (ten years ago) link

four months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/1JKAxpY.jpg

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 28 April 2014 19:03 (ten years ago) link

needs better hair

how's life, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 12:43 (ten years ago) link

we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars in the gutter.

estela, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 12:56 (ten years ago) link

http://imageshack.com/a/img835/5692/bmcz.gif

conrad, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 13:45 (ten years ago) link

beautiful.

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 14:20 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

The only reason I'll ever see Lord of the Rings is to wait for the scene where he takes down that elephant thing hardcore.

― pplains, Saturday, February 18, 2012 10:47 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

here, now you don't have to wade through the 9+ hours of LOTR just to see the elephant thing scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=132WIdxvgdo&feature=kp

in the realm of the menses (Eisbaer), Friday, 4 July 2014 22:22 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

ORNALDO BLOOMPS VS JUSITN BEAVER FITE FITE FITE

http://gawker.com/orlando-bloom-threw-a-punch-at-justin-bieber-in-ibiza-l-1613215613

brimming with misplaced confidence (Phil D.), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 12:57 (nine years ago) link

Balearic doming

before you die you see the rink (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 13:21 (nine years ago) link

yo is it true beeps got sonned by a wite bloomps after a ibiza beef??????

Manilow's Farm-Fresh Razzamatazzberries (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 13:31 (nine years ago) link

xpost Does that picture of him on the curb use the same false perspective technique that they use to make the Hobbits look small? Because he looks three times the height of that girl.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 14:06 (nine years ago) link

Would love for the Bloomps/Gomez romance to be an ongoing thing so I can start referring to them as SELANDO.

brimming with misplaced confidence (Phil D.), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 14:14 (nine years ago) link

GOOMPS

Manilow's Farm-Fresh Razzamatazzberries (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 14:27 (nine years ago) link

Taking a swing at Bieber = the opening shot of the 2016 campaign? Where is Hillary when we need her? Not taking a swing at Bieber in Ibiza!

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 31 July 2014 03:04 (nine years ago) link

didn't know bloomps was turning into Charlie Sheen

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 July 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link

Too bad biebs never got a chance to make a record with Phil Spector, I mean imagine the possibilities.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 31 July 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link

nine months pass...

The race is heating up!

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/fez_/bloomps.jpg

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Friday, 29 May 2015 19:19 (eight years ago) link

elephant thing for vase presidetn imo

Dr. Demento's A Thousand And One Parodic Nights (Old Lunch), Friday, 29 May 2015 19:23 (eight years ago) link


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