How Gross Are You?

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you have nothing to worry about
think about whether or not you like them

for real

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Saturday, 18 February 2012 05:46 (twelve years ago) link

oh, i'm not worrying at all. i'm not excited at all about either of the people i saw this week, although they were both nice enough. i have high hopes for tomorrow, but if that doesn't work, whatever. i never ever want to settle

tmi but (Z S), Saturday, 18 February 2012 05:55 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not too gross, I only pick my own nose.

StanM, Saturday, 18 February 2012 06:07 (twelve years ago) link

i feel like such a jerk doing the multiple dates in a week thing

I have this issue with a guy Ive met on okc who I really like (and he see,s to like me) but hes all "oh I already had a succesful date w/someone else this week I feel like a heel so I cant say this'd be a date" which is soooo frustrating cos I like him a lot, but this is more for the okc thread anyway carry on chaps

Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Saturday, 18 February 2012 06:37 (twelve years ago) link

I had to buy ... athlete's foot cream

the other week I diagnosed myself w/athlete's foot so I bought the cream and used it for a week and it made no real difference, so then I had to wonder "ok, did I misdiagnose myself or do I actually have the worst athlete's foot in the history of feet and should go to the doctor", but I decided to assume the former since that didn't involve doing anything

(foot is mostly fine now without me doing anything)

but I am p. gross in general and also my washbag is a graveyard for half-used tubes of cream of varying ages against various embarrassing conditions so I hope nobody ever looks in it

Schleimpilz im Labyrinth (a passing spacecadet), Saturday, 18 February 2012 10:45 (twelve years ago) link

PS good luck w/today's date Z S

Schleimpilz im Labyrinth (a passing spacecadet), Saturday, 18 February 2012 10:46 (twelve years ago) link

tell her we said hi

StanM, Saturday, 18 February 2012 11:11 (twelve years ago) link

yeah good luck Z S!!

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 February 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

B-)

tmi but (Z S), Saturday, 18 February 2012 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

Too late, but it'd be a shame to waste an opinion: Band aid is a good look except that the middle padding part stands out. For aesthetics and healing, may I recommend a hydrocolloid bandage - no contrasting pad, heals much more quickly and with less scarring, and available at your local chain drug store.

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Sunday, 19 February 2012 02:14 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I had a bump on my back that I squeezed and this stuff with the consistency of soft cheese came out. I'm guessing it was a blackhead, so gross.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 16:17 (twelve years ago) link

was the cheese white, or yellow? smelly or not smelly?

gross is all in the details, milo :)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

Possibly a sebaceous cyst! Those are exciting.

drawn to them like a moth toward a spanakopita (Laurel), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

otm

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 17:03 (twelve years ago) link

Mine hasn't come back yet. So stoked about life.

lag∞na beach: the real ∞range c∞unty (beachville), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

dealing with gross toe fungus!

yaaaaaaay!

1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 17:38 (twelve years ago) link

I have a spot on my back that has a recurring ingrown hair -- I scratched at it for so many years that there's a bit of scar tissue back there, and that one hair and surrounding dead skin accumulate as a hard mass. About once a year that grain of rice is ready to harvest and I get my wife to dig it out with a penknife or tweezers. It feels great when she catches hold of it and pulls it out.

Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 17:48 (twelve years ago) link

I usually use a sharp pin sterilized with rubbing alcohol rather than a penknife to work the ingrown hair free - I find it's less obtrusive to surrounding skin than a knife - before using tweezers to pull the hair out. I sometimes need to keep an alcohol pad handy to wipe the skin if it bleeds, but nonetheless, having a painful ingrown hair pulled out is one of life's unsung small pleasures....

everything else is secondary (Lee626), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 19:15 (twelve years ago) link

yep, just looked up sebaceous cyst - definitely what it was
cottage cheese + funky odor

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 19:15 (twelve years ago) link

There is a thread for this: Cysts

kate78, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 19:18 (twelve years ago) link

I have a spot on my back that has a recurring ingrown hair -- I scratched at it for so many years that there's a bit of scar tissue back there, and that one hair and surrounding dead skin accumulate as a hard mass. About once a year that grain of rice is ready to harvest and I get my wife to dig it out with a penknife or tweezers. It feels great when she catches hold of it and pulls it out.

dude

Joan Cusack clumsily running into a water fountain (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

Marital aid

Jeff, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 19:29 (twelve years ago) link

There is a thread for this: Cysts

sentences that single-handedly demonstrate the all encompassing monster that ILX has become.

1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

I have what I guess is a sebaceous cyst on my neck, mentioned itt way upthread. Though my doc called it a ganglia. It gets full of stinky cheese once or twice a year, not v big, squeeze it out and it goes back to normal. It doesn't hurt or bleed or anything.
the cheese is gross. but secretly I think it's kind of fascinating in a grody kind of way.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

I kind of dig getting rice grains stuck in my sinuses, it feels good to snort them out and eat them

― flagp∞st (dayo), Saturday, March 17, 2012 7:02 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark

flagp∞st (dayo), Saturday, 17 March 2012 23:14 (twelve years ago) link

sometimes I get these little... growths? I don't know how to describe them, except that I can scratch at them, and they'll come out, and leave a little 'socket' behind. sometimes I get a nice big one and it leaves a little hole behind that's big enough to be dark (i.e. light can't get in). feels good

flagp∞st (dayo), Saturday, 17 March 2012 23:17 (twelve years ago) link

I love rubbing neck acne

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 17 March 2012 23:38 (twelve years ago) link

three years pass...

I just looked at a carton of whole milk and though "buttwhole milk" that's how gross I am.

how's life, Sunday, 21 June 2015 22:28 (eight years ago) link


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