Thraed of Skrillex

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lol otm

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 17 February 2012 00:37 (five years ago) Permalink

why him? there's thousands of dubstep artists right now that sound pretty much the same. It's hard to differentiate them by sound so I'm thinking this guy is branding himself better than the others. The look and personality you portray are more important than music itself. He's a pop icon now, no? Anyone following the popscene more than 10 minutes can tell it's more about style than content.

― Moka, Wednesday, February 15, 2012 3:21 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is from a while back and has been addressed, but much as i respect Moka, i don't like this sort of dismissal of pop. it seems way too broad and presumptive to mean anything. even when i don't like popular music, i figure that there's some musical reason for its popularity. image and moment and all those other factors have a huge impact, obviously, but skrillex sounds pretty distinctive to me, both in the melodies and the breakdowns. i can see why people would like his music in particular and not just "that sound". 3 grammys was ridic tho.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Friday, 17 February 2012 01:05 (five years ago) Permalink

Skrillex Uses Satanic and Homosexual Influence to Win Grammys


Skrillex, a Gothic icon and Lesbian fashionista whose name is Latin for “Homosexual Satan Wasp”, is the biggest act in Dubstep today — a music genre founded on consuming massive amounts of drugs and having raucous pre-marital sex with numerous partners — and his winnings at the 2012 Grammys prove that his satanic presence will be felt for years to come. As long as Skrillex wins Grammys and is accepted by mainstream media, he will claim souls for Satan and molest our children through his perverse philosophy of futuristic devil machine music.

Skrillex is the inventor of “dubstep” whose sole purpose is to provide a “drop” — common youth terminology for procuring and snorting drugs. In addition, the rhythm patterns he employs in his “music” are known to cause seizures to certain people, which provides ample opportunity for other concert-goers to rape said afflicted person(s).

Skrillex, a known emosexual, was born Sonny Moore. He rose to fame with the satanic Rock ‘n roll band “From First To Last” (a band name that celebrates falling from God’s grace) and soon parlayed that success into something much more blasphemous; something that incorporates elements of Warhol-era rampant homosexuality and perversion, electronic “music” and lesbian-influenced haircuts. It is rumored that 1 in 3 women are raped at a Skrillex concert and forced to abort their children soon after.

Over 100% of homosexual gays listen to, or have listened to Skrillex in their life — mostly while participating in door-to-door recruitment for sex orgies or attempting to molest children in one of the patented “Rape Vans” used by the gay homo community.

In addition, Skrillex has launched a grotesque fashion trend, where upon weak-minded woman destroy their hallowed vessels of child birthing by SHAVING the side of their head — the same thing responsible for the downfall of Samson is being ENCOURAGED by this gnome-ish pervert. Skrillex will stop at nothing to get every teen in America hooked on dubstep and “ecstasy” (a potent street drug responsible for terrorism).

(Skrillex, shown here drinking “ecstasy”, in particular the potent “X3″ version)

As a proud parent of four, healthy, able-bodied children, I urge all fellow parents to think thrice before allowing their own children to attend a dubstep show. These shows are full of unemployed “Occupiers” who seek to rape and maim your children and family life. Skrillex fans are MORE likely to rob a gas station and set a retirement home on fire than 1000% of Christians.

Please join with me in boycotting dubstep and this evil, satanic harbinger of deceit.

Matt DC, Friday, 17 February 2012 12:34 (five years ago) Permalink

Homosexual Satan Wasp!

That's not parody, is it?

carl agatha, Friday, 17 February 2012 12:35 (five years ago) Permalink

It's parody, but 'Homosexual Satan Wasp' is an A+++ screen name.

Matt DC, Friday, 17 February 2012 12:37 (five years ago) Permalink

Okay good. After that horrible US house debate on contraception, I'm willing to believe anything about the religious right.

It wld be am excellent dn, yes.

carl agatha, Friday, 17 February 2012 12:41 (five years ago) Permalink


Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Friday, 17 February 2012 12:44 (five years ago) Permalink

christwire is such a good idea for a site

valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 17 February 2012 14:48 (five years ago) Permalink

oh wow, can't wait to hear how you do an lfo wobble on piano

40oz of tears (Jordan), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 21:25 (five years ago) Permalink

Will wait for the pan-pipes tribute album.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 21:26 (five years ago) Permalink

DJs: piano-dropping moments

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 21:37 (five years ago) Permalink

Shakira is crazy about Skrillex

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Thursday, 1 March 2012 20:44 (five years ago) Permalink

she is!

marissa explains it all (The Reverend), Friday, 2 March 2012 12:20 (five years ago) Permalink

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 5 March 2012 19:30 (five years ago) Permalink

nortei nortey (cozen), Saturday, 10 March 2012 23:51 (five years ago) Permalink

i thought that was a good piece & more or less described my concert experience as well

D-40, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 14:56 (five years ago) Permalink

hes a live show more than a recording artist, imo

D-40, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 14:57 (five years ago) Permalink

yeah, good piece

The Reverend, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 15:00 (five years ago) Permalink

dmr, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 15:17 (five years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

The more successful you are IRL, the more hate you attract URL.

Time, a group with Jam and Lewis (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 5 April 2012 16:00 (five years ago) Permalink

This this gonna be like the other A/V Club music essasys where it's like one really good point about something everyone is already talking about but somehow expanded into 12 paragraphs

#yolo contendere (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 5 April 2012 16:05 (five years ago) Permalink

yeah I'm kind of sick of the "why do so many people hate this guy, isn't it like how parents of teens hated Elvis?" argument

Estimate the percent chance that a whale has ever been to the moon? (frogbs), Thursday, 5 April 2012 16:08 (five years ago) Permalink

one really good point about something everyone is already talking about but somehow expanded into 12 paragraphs

Isn't this how music journalism works in general?

beanz meanz lulz (snoball), Thursday, 5 April 2012 17:09 (five years ago) Permalink

is skrillex really that hated? seems like he went from underground famous to accepted/appreciated in a very short time frame

J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 April 2012 17:22 (five years ago) Permalink

maybe not hated but he's def still a punchline in a way few other artists are

♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 5 April 2012 18:03 (five years ago) Permalink

People I know who hate Skrillex haaaaaaaaaaaate Skrillex.

TALiB KWELi SODMG (The Reverend), Thursday, 5 April 2012 18:17 (five years ago) Permalink

Yeah, but so many people who hate Skrillex are douchey dubstep "purists," but nevertheless, your point stands, rev.

heiswagger (rennavate), Thursday, 5 April 2012 18:25 (five years ago) Permalink

i kinda dislike dubstep in general but i really do get the feeling that if you're not seeing this stuff live or with bigass speakers, it's kinda shit, plus there's the whole douchy-16-year-old element

Estimate the percent chance that a whale has ever been to the moon? (frogbs), Thursday, 5 April 2012 18:35 (five years ago) Permalink

Every time I see bros in a jeep bumping something with wub wub bass, I assume I am hearing Skrillex. i could be wrong.

og (admrl), Thursday, 5 April 2012 18:46 (five years ago) Permalink

Yeah, but so many people who hate Skrillex are douchey dubstep "purists," but nevertheless, your point stands, rev.

― heiswagger (rennavate), Thursday, April 5, 2012 11:25 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A lot of people who aren't dubstep purists have a hate-on for Skrillz too tho!

TALiB KWELi SODMG (The Reverend), Thursday, 5 April 2012 18:50 (five years ago) Permalink

i'm pretty lots of people i know that hate skrillex and dubstep have like heard one skrillex song and heard no actual other dubstep at all. it's just a thing to say

Mississippi Butt Hurt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 6 April 2012 01:21 (five years ago) Permalink


The Reverend, Monday, 16 April 2012 08:24 (five years ago) Permalink

is that Corey Feldman?

Chris S, Monday, 16 April 2012 08:43 (five years ago) Permalink

No, it's more useful.

Jeff, Monday, 16 April 2012 10:52 (five years ago) Permalink

― Tuomas, Friday, April 20, 2012 1:40 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

♆ (gr8080), Friday, 20 April 2012 17:53 (five years ago) Permalink


Hoo Nu Cookies (crüt), Saturday, 21 April 2012 14:57 (five years ago) Permalink

What in the

Skrillex ‏

I wish I was aloud to use the n word sometimes (in a non racist way of course)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 27 April 2012 14:45 (five years ago) Permalink

yeah, that o_O moment was discussed upthread.

heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 27 April 2012 14:49 (five years ago) Permalink

Got it, thought it was just posted (saw the Apr 26 date, missed the 2011 part!)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 27 April 2012 14:50 (five years ago) Permalink

I had to unretweet that so I could retweet it again.

hologram ned raggett (The Reverend), Friday, 27 April 2012 21:09 (five years ago) Permalink

why is there a firestorm over this today

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 April 2012 21:35 (five years ago) Permalink

it was in that Jezebel hipster racism article

rob, Friday, 27 April 2012 21:37 (five years ago) Permalink


J0rdan S., Friday, 27 April 2012 21:40 (five years ago) Permalink


the late great, Friday, 27 April 2012 21:43 (five years ago) Permalink

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