bill simmons IS bill simmons IN the book of BASKETBALL

but feels like hes kinda borrowing it

this is a compelling question

gotta be eli

evidence: http://deadspin.com/5885495/who-are-new-yorks-most-exclusive-restaurants-more-eager-to-seat-jeremy-lin-or-eli-manning-deadspin-investigates

eli clearly doesnt care to own new york, and doesnt have the persona for it, just not a match - lin yeah im sure everyone knows is not epic enough to own ny but they still really vibe to him - a non athlete can own ny too of course but im not sure who thatd be

me

o right how could i forget max

also Eli plays in jersey lets not forget

kinda feel like jeter still owns ny even if hes just grandfathered in at this point

yeah the point simmons weirdly overlooked in that lebron discussion is that in order to own nyc he would have to join the *knicks* which is its own thing

i thought that was part of his point, that he could own nyc because he'd make the knicks a legit franchise

lmao i like the idea of lebron moving to nyc and owning it without actually joining the knicks

this thread made me watch j Lin highlights so thx dudes

what did we think of this

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7604660/the-danny-ainge-anniversary-party

poor

Only 12 months ago, Danny's Celtics were the favorites to win the 2011 NBA title. That didn't stop you from trading your starting center and defensive anchor for a bench player who never fit in and a draft pick you'll almost definitely screw up.

i mean what srsly i do not recall it that way

Rondo: "Danny, we built our championship team around the African word 'Ubuntu,' which means 'togetherness.' We trusted each other and believed in each other."

Perk: "And in our coach."

Rondo: "That bond held for nearly three and a half years. Then, you took that word and flushed it down the toilet by trading Perk, my best friend and someone who loved being a Celtic more than anyone."

pffft

the celtics had a great run won a championship came w/in one quarter of winning another then got old like everyone knew they were going to

c's had the best record early last year but everyone thought that was spurs-esque, heat were the favorites from the minute The Decision ended

simmions srsly thinks the celtics can make trades and turn into a title contender, the mind boggles

i mean m all for blowing it up but not to trade for odom and marion wtf, blow it up and start over

xposted from other thread:

xp it was a wacky column for sure. i can kinda sympathize from a c's fan perspective because we knew the window was closing but that doesn't make it any easier.

i do agree with him that if the plan is to do nothing in season and make it happen later with the cap space and 2 draft picks that is......scary

― call all destroyer, Thursday, February 23, 2012 6:22 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Presti: "Look at your new team — Gasol, Brandon Bass, Marion, Pierce and Mo Williams as starters, with Odom, Wilcox, Pietrus and Bradley as your first four subs. If Gasol and Odom get going, that's a dangerous 6-seed in the East, right?"

lol how did we even get here, this is a portrait of mental illness

i mean m all for blowing it up but not to trade for odom and marion wtf, blow it up and start over

― lag∞n, Thursday, February 23, 2012 6:24 PM (11 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah his goal seems to be to make the playoffs as an atlanta-type team for the rest of pierce's contract which is a weird goal

also no mention of the baby for bass trade which im p sure was a good move that happened in the last four years

that's a horrible starting lineup too!

yeah that crazytown team has three power forwards and pierce moving to the 2 plus a bunch of garbage off the bench

they would get obliterated by every remotely fast guard

and im sorry cuban knows whats up, he's playing with house money with marion right now and then he's gonna get dumped for cap space after this year, that's not a guy i would go near other than as a depth rental

this column is the 'whitney was killed by the illuminati let me connect the dots 4 u' of the nba, the logic is so convoluted and lacking in any perspective its impossible to know where to start untangling it

lol

i mean i remember after the ray & kg trades everyone was like welp they have a two year window at best before the wheels come off and they were a perk knee away from the 2010 chip

i think ainge would have blown it up completely last summer but with the lockout it kind of made more sense to patch it together and let the old dudes roll one more time, which i am fine with

its funny he chose sam presti as his avatar considering making tons crazy trades for old players is v much not his approach, however blowing up an old team and starting over from scratch w/tons cap room and draft picks is, thats how i could tell it want really presti talking it was simmons

portrait of mental illness otm, I have an image of simmons in a straitjacket dictating to a poor intern at the grantland office, perhaps simmons is wearing a hannibal mask

someone really should hire simmons as their gm, for lolz

"a portrait of mental illness" is so otm

20 min podcast w/dirk is worth listening to--dirk is such a chill guy.

i was into that celtics column up until he used perk & rondo as his mouthpiece for being butthurt over "sports being a business" or whatever

yah its kinda telling that the whole thing hinges on this supposedly powerful emotional element, because it makes no sense from a basketball pov, Perkins was injured and playing like shit and has continued to be injured and playing like shit while rondo has continued to play at a high level and even improve somewhat

it's hilarious that someone who has almost built his entire identity around concocting "bold" and franchise-altering trades wrote an entire column that boiled down to "the gm of my favorite team made a trade that enforced that sports is a business"

i thought the celtics were unbutu but it turns out theyre windows

more like ubuntough shit, you've been traded!

yes!

http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/18687/b-s-report-barack-obama

B.J. Steiner ‏ @DocZeus
All I want to know is if Simmons brought up his Entertaining As Hell Tournament with the President?

"President Obama visits the B.S. Report to talk the Bulls, college football playoffs, and his favorite Wire character."

according to google it is omar

bill simmons kind of wields an insane amount of power, i am concerned

we r doomed

The interview is engaging enough, I think.