things you're secretly kinda libertariany about

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Food stuff. People can eat whatever the hell they want and shouldn't be given shit about it.

― Jeff, Monday, February 13, 2012 11:26 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there is no law against eating whatever u want, the moratorium on shit giving may run afoul of the 1st amendment tho

lag∞n, Monday, 13 February 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

prostitution's an "easy" one right? i'm p libertarian about prostitutes

ploppawheelie V (k3vin k.), Monday, 13 February 2012 17:02 (twelve years ago) link

how many do you own

iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 17:03 (twelve years ago) link

I'm interested in trading some of mine

iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

that's the thing i'm libertarian about they should be free to choose who they want, all of mine want only me sorry

ploppawheelie V (k3vin k.), Monday, 13 February 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago) link

that's what they think now but I can offer then part ownership in my staten island sword swingers mlb team

iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

I'm a free speech absolutist, which is kind of ho-hum in the US, but makes it impossible to find a political home in most European countries if you're otherwise leftist.

Three Word Username, Monday, 13 February 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

yeah euros are so uptight about a little free expression don't get it

ploppawheelie V (k3vin k.), Monday, 13 February 2012 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

after living in the UK for awhile i have to say it's really nice to live somewhere that prohibits election ads

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 13 February 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

God, that would be awesome.

things you're secretly kinda libertranny about (beachville), Monday, 13 February 2012 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, i just don't know if there is any way in hell to square that with a constitutional guarantee of protected political speech

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 13 February 2012 17:38 (twelve years ago) link

-believe ppl shd not talk in the library
-they shd bring their books back on time
-homeless ppls shdnt look at porn on the computers
-no running
-no food or drinks allowed inside

oneohtrix and park (m bison), Monday, 13 February 2012 17:48 (twelve years ago) link

all of those beliefs are secret-fascist not secret-libertarian including the idea that libraries should exist

iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 17:49 (twelve years ago) link

i think i've said this b4 but i'm kinda libertariany about 'the arts'.

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Monday, 13 February 2012 17:49 (twelve years ago) link

suspect a secret-fascist thread on ilx would be way longer than this one

horseshoe, Monday, 13 February 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

i can't even think of all the things i would have to contribute also i wear my fascism openly

horseshoe, Monday, 13 February 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

also not-so-secret

xp lol

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 13 February 2012 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

i want that nazi haircut that's so hot right now

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Monday, 13 February 2012 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

things you're secretly kinda fascisty about
alright

iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

after living in the UK for awhile i have to say it's really nice to live somewhere that prohibits election ads

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 13 February 2012 17:35 (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha yes. party political broadcasts are amazing.

caek, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

h. ignoring regulatory 'race to the bottom' type arguments w/ developing countries, there's nothing morally better about an american having a job than someone in another developed country having a job

iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:42 (twelve years ago) link

that said i'm p 'libertarian party' when it comes to guns

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, February 12, 2012 8:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

woah BIG HOOS pack heat like the oven door!

dave coolier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

h. ignoring regulatory 'race to the bottom' type arguments w/ developing countries, there's nothing morally better about an american having a job than someone in another developed country having a job

― iatee, Monday, February 13, 2012 1:42 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is this libertarian? i'm libertarian about this, too!

horseshoe, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

it turns libertariany when you draw out the policy implications

iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

People who think a practice should be banned because they saw on TV that someone got hurt doing it will be made to wear armbands. (not sure if this is more libertariany or fascisty)

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

eh, I think 12 year olds can make decisions as informed & rational about their futures & educations as most adults do

Wait, seriously?

EveningStar (Sund4r), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

I'm a free speech absolutist, which is kind of ho-hum in the US

How absolute though? Are you fine with e.g. death threats? Libel/slander? Deliberate misinformation in journalism or education?

EveningStar (Sund4r), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:29 (twelve years ago) link

people ought to be able to buy, sell and trade whatever they like in any manner they like, provided that the product's risks are clearly communicated.

prostitution should be legal. same with public nudity, at least in certain contexts.

people have a "basic human right" to endanger and even end their own lives.

otoh, i'm very much in favor of gun control.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

prostitution should be legal. same with public nudity, at least in certain contexts.

like, say, "in public"

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

so you're okay w/ flashers?

iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

death threats = not protected (as assault) when believable; Libel/slander and deliberate misinformation = can't be forbidden but can lead to civil liability; Nazi stuff = free and open (because easily contractible); Hate speech = see Nazi stuff but see also death threats; pornography and violent imagery = legal but access restrictable, might be evidence of prosecutable crimes committed in its production but is not in itself contraband.

The Nazi stuff seems to be the stickiest wicket where I live. It's dumb, because boneheads do use the "they ban our words because they fear our truths" arguments very effectively 'round here.

Three Word Username, Monday, 13 February 2012 19:41 (twelve years ago) link

being 'libertariany' about zoning should really go in the fascisty thread -- basically you want to remove all local power over land use in favor of a larger body or plan.

it's less land-use restrictive but very politically restrictive, if that makes sense. nimby politics are like the most ancient kind of politics.

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

so you're okay w/ flashers?

no! that's why i made that "certain contexts" caveat.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

xp to goole:

sorta, but local vs national is sorta on another political axis. it's like if the fed gov't passed a law against a local gov't's tax or welfare program.

iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

getting flashed is super hilarious though

judith, Monday, 13 February 2012 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

if flashing were legal it would prob lose its appeal to a lot of people fast

iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 20:01 (twelve years ago) link

Smoking bans
Mandatory seat-belt laws

monster_xero, Monday, 13 February 2012 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

getting flashed is super hilarious though

You are speaking purely about yourself on that, I presume.

Aimless, Monday, 13 February 2012 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

if flashing were legal it would prob lose its appeal to a lot of people fast

yes and no. people wouldn't be as able to get away with "shocking" nudity, but yr tossers and bone flashers would probably still get a sick thrill. not on board w everybody gets to be naked all the time everywhere as social policy, at least not in the here and now. but i definitely think we would all benefit by substantially lowering the american prudishness threshhold.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, 13 February 2012 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

American prudishness is evergreen.

Aimless, Monday, 13 February 2012 21:52 (twelve years ago) link

lol a guy once masturbated at me on a beach and i kept laughing and he kept getting more into it and the more he got into it the funnier i thought it was. it is a shame this has only happened once, laughter is an excellent stress reliever and works the abs

judith, Monday, 13 February 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

u should try masturbation

beware of greeks bearing petrol bombs (darraghmac), Monday, 13 February 2012 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

thats more of a tricep exercise

judith, Monday, 13 February 2012 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

if you do it the boring way, ya sure

beware of greeks bearing petrol bombs (darraghmac), Monday, 13 February 2012 22:06 (twelve years ago) link

i thought i was a 'free speech absolutist' until citizens united happened and suddenly every libertarian i was friends with was crowing on their FB or twitter about what a great victory it was for the 1st amendment.

not really 'libertariany' about drugs either; i don't think the country would be better off if you could buy crack cocaine and heroin at wal-mart.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 02:12 (twelve years ago) link

i. gov't should not subsidize disaster insurance

iatee, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 02:14 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe, like, farm subsidies? For the most part, though, libertarians seem emotionally immature and willfully ignorant of history. Libertarianism would probably be really great in a perfect world with an enlightened populace, but I mean...

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:34 (twelve years ago) link

I don't know that they're willfully "ignorant of history" so much as that they're deliberately ahistorical, which is even more problematic imo. Get into a debate with one of these doctrinaire Von Mises/Hayek types and watch how quickly they try to move the terms of discussion from actually existing social relations to abstractions like "liberty" and "coercion." Watch a Rothbard as he runs as fast as he can from the world into the comforting arms of metaphysics, because he and his ilk know that if you get into the nitty gritty of history their principles are easily contradicted by reality.

So these kinda ~intellectual pillars~ are deliberately ahistorical as a rhetorical tactic--it's the only ground on which they can get close to winning arguments--and their followers take this historical shallowness and treat it as the height of reason. If you're not arguing principle--that is, if you're talking about history and the real world--then they don't think your argument is sufficiently high-minded. "What about principle," they'll press you. When you tell them that 50 years of horrific American child labor are a pretty good argument against letting "the free market" sort out child labor issues, they'll accuse you of selling out the principle of voluntary labor.

It's all very backing-into-a-corner-firing-a-machine-gun in rhetorical style, which I suppose is fitting given that so many of them end up that way in reality too.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 06:01 (twelve years ago) link

hoos OTM, all kinds of M

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 06:06 (twelve years ago) link


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