Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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MYSTERY MACHINE!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:26 (twenty years ago) link

"ZOIKS!" (Alternately: "JINKIES!")

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:28 (twenty years ago) link

SCOOBY DOO!

also:

OHHHHHHH Babar....

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:31 (twenty years ago) link

That last just sounds like Midge Ure singing kid's songs.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:33 (twenty years ago) link

I hope you have field research to back up that assertion, Raggett.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:40 (twenty years ago) link

I thought as NeoNed or Morpheus or Heliogabulus or Confucius or Boadicea or the Interior Light Decorator I had access to all info everywhere.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:43 (twenty years ago) link

< ASS SLAP >

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

< / ASS SLAP >

― jm (jtm), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:45 (twenty years ago) link

"it's exam time"

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:53 (twenty years ago) link

Mama Mia!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:54 (twenty years ago) link

"YAHOOOO-OOH-OOOH!" (yes, to the tune of that jingle)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:57 (twenty years ago) link

"I hope you have field research to back up that assertion, Raggett."

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:06 (twenty years ago) link

"WE ARE THE YOUTH! GONE! WILD!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:10 (twenty years ago) link

Make a devil horn sign, in the tradition of Wykyd Sceptre.

In the same tradition: "Yeah, baby, you are so naked!"

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:12 (twenty years ago) link

"MY PIPES ARE CLEAN!!!"
(does no one here like the movie cabin boy?)

― praying mantis (praying mantis), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:13 (twenty years ago) link

love it.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:34 (twenty years ago) link

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

"That's Ben Gardner's boat"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 17 May 2003 01:26 (twenty years ago) link

Gezundheidt.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 17 May 2003 02:20 (twenty years ago) link

All Praise Due to Allah

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 17 May 2003 05:01 (twenty years ago) link

YOU'RE ONLY DIGGING THIS HOLE DEEPER YOU KNOW.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 19 May 2003 03:09 (twenty years ago) link

Am I the only person who has deliberately avoided this thread because I think I might not be able to get the answers out of my head when I actually do climax?

I’ve got my hand covering the upper part of the screen now BTW and I don’t know why I’m asking this because I’m never going to look at this thread again.

― mei (mei), Monday, 19 May 2003 12:19 (twenty years ago) link

That's a pretty long climax there.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 May 2003 12:21 (twenty years ago) link

"I've got the key, I've got the secret..."

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Saturday, 24 May 2003 22:24 (twenty years ago) link

"I will not orgasm I will not orgasm I will not.. DAMMIT"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:03 (twenty years ago) link

Do you know Toto?

― blanca (blanca), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:13 (twenty years ago) link

"Do you know the way to San Jose?"

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:23 (twenty years ago) link

"Do you know the way to San Jose?"

ha ha..you made me laugh!
I dig this board!

― blanca (blanca), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:26 (twenty years ago) link

This'll show that Harmony Korine!

― David Beckhouse (David Beckhouse), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:27 (twenty years ago) link

"Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you.."

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:28 (twenty years ago) link

I am not the only queen in England!

― blanca (blanca), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:29 (twenty years ago) link

"It's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!"

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:45 (twenty years ago) link

"Gee, Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore..."

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:45 (twenty years ago) link

'This is better than pooing!'

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:46 (twenty years ago) link

"Is that it?"

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Sunday, 25 May 2003 00:00 (twenty years ago) link

"This stain's NEVER gonna come out!"

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 25 May 2003 00:19 (twenty years ago) link

"Meow for me... you... furry... little... BITCH!"

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 25 May 2003 00:19 (twenty years ago) link

"Hasta La Vista, baby!"

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Sunday, 25 May 2003 00:26 (twenty years ago) link

"Forgive me for asking, but you are a trained chiropractor aren't you?"

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Sunday, 25 May 2003 00:36 (twenty years ago) link

"Damnit, I KNEW I should've worn my adult diaper!"

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 25 May 2003 00:48 (twenty years ago) link

SAVE ME FROM MY OWN HAND

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 25 May 2003 00:58 (twenty years ago) link

"Oooooooh God am I glad I didn't listen to my friends..."

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Sunday, 25 May 2003 06:03 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...

'heavens'

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 21 July 2003 08:03 (twenty years ago) link

'Is that it then?'

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 21 July 2003 08:34 (twenty years ago) link

not a moment of climax thing but i know someone who gets off on the theme tunes to coronation street and this is your life coz reckons they sound like burlesque stripper music... personally i reckon the archers is much more comedy...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 21 July 2003 09:02 (twenty years ago) link

"Oh this is tops!" (in comedy British accent)

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 July 2003 12:56 (twenty years ago) link

"you like clams?"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 21 July 2003 12:58 (twenty years ago) link

i have yet to do it and hopefully never will, but the archers theme tune would be the funniest thing to play at the moment of climax, possibly followed by the theme to the dambusters

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:03 (twenty years ago) link

You should play the Benny Hill theme song on loop the entire time you're hitting it, actually.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:05 (twenty years ago) link

even better in comedy brit accent = "TOP HOLE!!"

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:06 (twenty years ago) link

Dambusters - ouch.

"You're my cummy mummy"

― Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:07 (twenty years ago) link

"Oi! Oi! Fantastic! REVERSE COWBOY STYLE, eh?" (all said like Terry Jones as girl)

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:08 (twenty years ago) link

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