the crimes of george lucas ('90s on)

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plus, like i said, you can get 'em all for dirt cheap.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 13 February 2012 05:55 (twelve years ago) link

man remember when you found out that it was the double who died? what a twist!

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 13 February 2012 10:47 (twelve years ago) link

$23,000,000 in ticket sales this weekend.

James Mitchell, Monday, 13 February 2012 11:26 (twelve years ago) link

jesus christ

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 13 February 2012 11:53 (twelve years ago) link

it's being considered a disappointment

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 13 February 2012 14:29 (twelve years ago) link

anyway it wouldnt have even made that if people like our co-ilxists upthread hadnt caved. SHAME ON YOU.

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 13 February 2012 14:29 (twelve years ago) link

xp: that's really weird. I was in a completely packed theater for a Saturday matinee.

The Austerity of PONIES (beachville), Monday, 13 February 2012 14:32 (twelve years ago) link

the audience for this is most likely young kids (and their parents) so it would make sense for a Saturday matinee to be packed, I would think

silverfish, Monday, 13 February 2012 15:39 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah okay. I could see there being some midnight showings that were total busts.

The Austerity of PONIES (beachville), Monday, 13 February 2012 15:40 (twelve years ago) link

or maybe some people came to their senses

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:04 (twelve years ago) link

If you didn't have a kid, I can't comprehend why you'd go see The Phantom Menace 3D. If you have a kid, you already make a lot of choices I can't comprehend.

da croupier, Monday, 13 February 2012 16:10 (twelve years ago) link

If George Lucas walked up to you while you watched Phantom Menace 3D alone and slapped you in the face with his dick repeatedly while shrieking "3-D IN YO FACE! NEW CGI, BITCH!" I'd have a hard time having any sympathy for you.

da croupier, Monday, 13 February 2012 16:12 (twelve years ago) link

^^^wait isn't that basically what's happening?

max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:21 (twelve years ago) link

it's him stroking his waddle while doing this that's so distressing

Put another Juggle in, in the Juggalodeon (kingfish), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:24 (twelve years ago) link

Not only have I withstood two hours of dick-slapping to the face. Not only that I've paid him $22 to do it. But I'm on my THIRD go round with this one.

It was totally worth it to take my kid to the movie. I'm sure I'll pony up for AOTC and ROTS too. But by the end of the movie I was just sort of sitting there with my head in my hands.

The Austerity of PONIES (beachville), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

good thing you're going to do it again and again!

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:28 (twelve years ago) link

I think those Clone Wars cartoons got a lot of little kids interested in seeing this.

Nicole, Monday, 13 February 2012 16:29 (twelve years ago) link

Those shows are way better than the prequels, btw

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

will never really understand masochism I guess

max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

xp: yes. They are way better than the prequels, although the Truman Capote gay Hutt character is on a par with Jar Jar for me.

things you're secretly kinda tranny about (beachville), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:34 (twelve years ago) link

The 2d animated shorts by Genndy Tartakovsky, also called Clone Wars, has more thrill power in 20 3-minute segments than George Lucas managed in all of the prequels.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 13 February 2012 16:35 (twelve years ago) link

I've seen some of the Clone Wars series thanks to a friend's kid and yeah, they are really well done. Lucas NOT getting directly involved beyond the basics was probably key. I think by now there's been more hours of them all told than the original six movies.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 13 February 2012 16:40 (twelve years ago) link

I only watched a bit but what I saw was super-violent. totally not letting my 4 yo watch that shit

max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

Genndy Tartakovsky did star wars cartoons???! omg

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah it was all this mini-episode stuff in the run up to the third movie. And as Andrew sez, it's great.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 13 February 2012 16:43 (twelve years ago) link

I admit I was kind of shocked that a recent episode of Clone Wars I saw featured a squad of clones arguing over whether they should hand over a prisoner or execute him vigilante-style. Not quite what I expected from a Cartoon Network show, but entertaining to watch.

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

you mean a squad of clones WARRING

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

Get your clone war on

Ned Raggett, Monday, 13 February 2012 16:48 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwabxgoSGZY

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 30 March 2012 23:08 (twelve years ago) link

Love how there's no iconic, pop-culture touchstone voice for Darth Maul for them to do an impression of so they just kind of fuck around improvising for thirty seconds...more dialogue than he had in the whole film, yes?

Doctor Casino, Friday, 30 March 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

great commercial

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, 30 March 2012 23:23 (twelve years ago) link

very humourous take on the iconic darth maul character we all love to hate

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, 30 March 2012 23:24 (twelve years ago) link

grrrr... he's so evil!

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, 30 March 2012 23:24 (twelve years ago) link

does make it kinda fun to see him get his, though

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, 30 March 2012 23:24 (twelve years ago) link

disappointed that Lucas is allowing these sacred totems to be exploited by opportunist companies

red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 March 2012 23:25 (twelve years ago) link

it's an insult to their native cultures

red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 March 2012 23:26 (twelve years ago) link

he cd have just made up some stupid shit

red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 March 2012 23:26 (twelve years ago) link

brb

red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 March 2012 23:26 (twelve years ago) link

disappointed that Lucas is allowing these sacred totems to be exploited by opportunist companies

Pretty sure when I saw this back in 1994 my reaction was "Whoa, a new Star W...wait, what the hell?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxafIhYFOr0

This was around the same time I think I went "Wait...did I fever-dream it or was there some holiday special nobody talks about any more?"

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 March 2012 23:40 (twelve years ago) link

"simulated demonstration"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 31 March 2012 07:48 (twelve years ago) link

http://youtu.be/4OnDizZ7UT0

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:46 (twelve years ago) link

another crime: not putting the classic characters in the video games since the SNES days (dancing excepted)

what the

God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Friday, 6 April 2012 17:49 (twelve years ago) link

I dunno, I kind of think dancing Han Solo may be the best thing to come from the Star Wars world in a long time.

Moodles, Friday, 6 April 2012 17:53 (twelve years ago) link

I can't even deal with that, too much lol

God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Friday, 6 April 2012 17:55 (twelve years ago) link

Oh wow i hadn't watched the whole thing. Lando gets his turn in the spotlight too!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 April 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

another crime: not putting the classic characters in the video games since the SNES days (dancing excepted)

may I remind you of a little thing they call MASTERS OF TERAS KASI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTElGKKnVIY

it was sort of an ill-advised game design

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Friday, 6 April 2012 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

omg i remember that game

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 6 April 2012 18:36 (twelve years ago) link


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