o_O 3: Business as (un)usual

Going bald upsets men more than bankruptcy or bachelorhood. But now there’s a cure set to save them money and heartache - by tattooing ‘hair’ on. HIS (Hair-Ink-Skin) Hair has launched an innovative new technique to disguise baldness - using a unique form of tattoos.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/02/10/article-2099259-11AA3DA5000005DC-378_634x416.jpg

chicks dig tats

There's a dude I see around regularly who has that done. Took me a while to realize until I noticed his stubble looked vaguely blue in sunlight.

maybe as a temporary measure i could see that? i mean, what happens if you start dating someone regularly?

uh, you don't

ha, good point

I heard about this a couple of months ago, on some podcast or other. And I thought to myself, "While every other white guy in the world has a weird fetish for Asian and especially Japanese women, my strange and possibly racist aversion to them will finally work to my advantage."

― cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Thursday, February 16, 2012 6:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/vsjb2.jpg

'wild mook'

lolz. is that from the 80s or just an old photo?

http://boingboing.net/2009/10/19/wild-mook-japanese-8.html

ahhh...sweet. Oddly the first thing that I pinned as 80s was the digital watch. I had to look again before i noticed old mcdonalds cups and then old styrofoam mcdonalds boxes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHMqyMtKnL0

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/sweden/9093760/Man-who-survived-two-months-in-snowbound-car-had-lived-in-forest-since-last-summer.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ2q9NmYf6g

http://shanghaiist.com/2012/03/02/gamer_dies_after_spend_23_hours_onl.php#photo-1

Tempted to post to Is This Racist thread: "Chen usually rested between sessions by leaning back in a chair or putting his head on a table, a skill library-frequenting Asians are particularly known for the world over". Or, uh, any student on a marathon session, amongst others?

the writers are asian. just a bit of self-deprecating humor!

Yeah, I figured, but it just conjures up images of, oh god, what was that awful youtube with that horrible racist girl?

this?

this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNuyDZevKrU

That's the one. Ugh. Caek's link did make me lol, though.

but while we're at it, I thought this was kinda racist

http://i.imgur.com/kCnEQ.png

because, you see, all asians are good at sciences, hurr hurr

I like science so I like to say I'm "kind of a little asian"

wait, no, I do not.

http://i.imgur.com/Z8FsZ.gif

it's beautiful, thank you :)))))

there is a moment in that gif where the waterfall hair gets v heavily >real< for a second, and i cannot stop waiting for that moment to come back around again

NSFW
http://www.usrf.org/news/010308-guevedoces.html

http://arstechnica.com/science/news/2012/03/mysterious-hog-farm-explosions-stump-scientists.ars

"...a September 2011 accident that killed 1,500 hogs and injured a worker"

god can you imagine

http://i.imgur.com/1RHrf.gif

Right now we have researchers studying microbes living in toxic waste lakes resulting from old copper mines. Next up: alien bacteria living off of hog manure.

between this and the rolling stone article about hog farms, I am never eating pork again

you say that now, but don't forget delicious, delicious pork belly

explosive bacterial black shit pit foam vs. tacos

oh alright *eats a taco*

tbf that looks a lot like the mold that grows in the corner of my shower if it's too humid and I don't run the fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UzxFtcjS9s

is that what max was posting about

sometimes I think about starting a thread where we invent walking-the-line, almost racist Lin headlines. Then I think better of it.

wedding cheetah omg

http://www.shanghaidaily.com/nsp/National/2012/03/15/Man%2Bfaints%2Bafter%2Bperforming%2Bcircumcision%2Bat%2Bhome/

Why is the music 'Eye of the Tiger' when it's a cheetah? Do all big cats look the same to them? Is it racist?

lol, my friend was so pissed off that it was Eye of the Tiger

they do change the lyrics to "eye of the cat man" at least once.

http://i16.tinypic.com/35lybsn.jpg

Holy shit.

oh ffs