what is john terry?

succinct joke about a siccunct

armbanned
defence planned
knobslot stopped
cpt dropped
at least typesetters
keep the first and last letters

'terry you cunt, you cunt
you've got british national front
you called t'other brother that
and didn't have your answers pat
and no cunt likes you, cunt'

otm

peligro = anton imo

do we have to officially stop calling him a racist if he gets found not guilty?

unproven racist

erstwhile racist

i think if they have to have a trial to see if you're racist or not, ppl can do the shorthand for themselves.

When's the trial over the cunt allegations?

would-be racist

putative racist

pudendative racist, shurely

His rhetoric is racial
He'll give your wife a facial

Mourinho, in a statement to court, said among off-field causes were "Lets keep racism out of football" and "Help for Heroes"

definitely a racist then.

only against the islams tho

daniel taylor ‏@DTguardian
Bruce Buck, Chelsea chairman, now called to witness box

daniel taylor ‏@DTguardian
Buck says Terry has "an almost uncanny mental strength" - "other people have it but I've never seen it quite like John Terry has it"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/33/Bruce_Buck.jpg/388px-Bruce_Buck.jpg

Sam Wallace ‏@SamWallaceIndy
Buck tells court 'vociferous' QPR fans gave he & his wife such abuse that at end of game 'she was so upset she wanted to go straight home'

daniel taylor ‏@DTguardian
Prosecutor: "You used to play for Arsenal, nobody makes any noise at the Emirates do they?" Cole: "Am I supposed to laugh at that?"

daniel taylor ‏@DTguardian
Cole: "If you're saying Loftus Road is louder than the Emirates I'd say: 'no, it's not."

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Prosecutor: "Ok, let's not have that argument." Cole: "Well, you brought it up."

might as well be holding this trial in the pub

'she was so upset she wanted to go straight home'

heaven forbid

definitely a racist then.

I didn't know Help for Heroes so I looked it up. Apart from the very Britishes use of 'bloke', I was amused to see that it quotes a speech Teddy Roosevelt made on July 4th, 1903. 51st State indeed.

http://images.scribblelive.com/2012/7/10/c79ae896-5a47-4749-a25f-b932387a29ae_800.jpg

martin samuel for the prosecution

ha i was going to

Something very wrong with that reflection

Take that mirror back to the shop imo

Sam Wallace ‏@SamWallaceIndy
Terry: 'Whether it's Spanish or Ivory Coast players, I welcome them into the club & into my home'

Sam Wallace ‏@SamWallaceIndy
Chief magistrate encourages Cole to say 'c***' word out aloud rather than spell it out, 'Don't be shy'. Cole: 'I'm not'

there's 5 stars in cheryl surely?

one at a time tbf

why do they still persist with the ludicrous court cartoons?

Prosecutor: "You used to play for Arsenal, nobody makes any noise at the Emirates do they?" Cole: "Am I supposed to laugh at that?"

daniel taylor ‏@DTguardian
Cole: "If you're saying Loftus Road is louder than the Emirates I'd say: 'no, it's not."

daniel taylor ‏@DTguardian
Prosecutor: "Ok, let's not have that argument." Cole: "Well, you brought it up."

― r|t|c, Wednesday, July 11, 2012 2:33 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tbf ashley's shut the door on him/her there quite brilliantly

there's 5 stars in cheryl surely?

lol

From today's Standard:

In a hilarious misunderstanding, Terry was asked to repeat evidence that he had been sent off four times in his career.

“Can you say, please, four times?” asked his QC, George Carter-Stephenson.

“Please, please, please, please,” Terry responded

it's the trial that keeps on giving.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/john-terry-trial-please-please-please-could-you-repeat-that-7936075.html

The sooner the Home Office start uploading courtroom footage to Youtube, the better

oh man, laughing to tears over that.

http://www.discovery-records.com/csp/dis/discovery/large/263391.jpg

the footballer appeared confused

Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get to Be a Cunt

I don't reckon that Terry would ever 'Think!'.

result imminent

Terry could have mistaken the word "Bridge" for "black", said Carter-Stephenson. Or even heard a voice in the Loftus Road crowd say "black" simultaneously with Ferdinand's lip movements.

you fucking blind cunt
v
you fucking Bridge cunt

Are the QPR fans widely known for randomly shouting out "black!" during games? r/t/c will know for sure.

The magistrate will not read the whole judgement but some key points

"John Terry is a cunt"

John Terry has been cleared of racially abusing Anton Ferdinand …

predictable

ccdavies: #Terry - nobody has been able to show Terry was lying - Rddle, He is credible
about 1 minute ago

should never have gone to trial

;_;

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