Terrible and sad and true
― BJ O (Lamp), Friday, 10 February 2012 00:36 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/VPYRW.png
this room is v contrived, wut do u think of this huge light r u afraid it will crush u
― lag∞n, Friday, 10 February 2012 00:39 (twelve years ago) link
cool jug on the dresser
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Friday, 10 February 2012 00:40 (twelve years ago) link
prob contains some vintage sour mash
cuz, you know, divorced men drink a lot... because they are sad
“You need to have places to have sex other than the bed,” she clarified. “I don’t mean to sound brash, but that’s what people want.”
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 10 February 2012 00:42 (twelve years ago) link
'get wasted, watch tv, on my sex lounge'
― lag∞n, Friday, 10 February 2012 00:42 (twelve years ago) link
Those reclaimed wood sideboards (? the thing the jug is sitting on, don't know if sideboard is right) - or fake reclaimed wood - never look as good in person.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 10 February 2012 00:43 (twelve years ago) link
Like other designers with numerous divorced clients, Ms. Manrao has honed insights into what the newly divorced (particularly newly divorced heterosexual men) want and need as they create a new home for themselves.
IMPORTANT DISTINCTION
― lag∞n, Friday, 10 February 2012 00:45 (twelve years ago) link
http://fuckyournoguchicoffeetable.tumblr.com/
― scott seward, Friday, 10 February 2012 00:54 (twelve years ago) link
stupid furniture is probably from restoration hardware and total bullshit
Have I mentioned I hate televisions mounted high on the wall with a fucking passion? I know you are trying to pretend your living room is for socializing and family and group functions but the reality is that everyone is going to watch that tv at some point and I'd like to do it without throwing my neck out
― valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 10 February 2012 01:20 (twelve years ago) link
yah u want it at drunk sex couch level
― lag∞n, Friday, 10 February 2012 01:32 (twelve years ago) link
microfiber might not seem that trendy or glamorous for a couch but do you know how easy it is to clean? so easy
― valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 10 February 2012 01:41 (twelve years ago) link
i feel very conflicted abt that "fuck your" blog. conflicted bcuz i hate some of that shit with a passion, yet love the rest even more intensely.
eames rocker and coat rack, nelson bench? fuck yes and forever. <3<3<3 love too terrariums and things organized by color.
otoh, fuck your empty birdcages, frame clusters, luggage stacks, wall decals and cardboard taxidermy = OTM. hate throw pillows on general principle.
something lazy and too cheaply snide abt the site as a whole. no POV, just blanket contempt for fashionable midcentury shit and related doodads.
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Friday, 10 February 2012 01:51 (twelve years ago) link
I think it's kind of sarcastic, in that some are genuinely "eh" and others are just sniping at token expensive furniture pieces for joeks
― valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 10 February 2012 01:56 (twelve years ago) link
i like how it flips the script on the way tumblrs like that usually center around "clever captions"
― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 10 February 2012 02:25 (twelve years ago) link
Some of the captions are really funny. "that says EAT in your kitchen" for example is an awesome description. I guess that people really do talk about things like a "chair hodgepodge," but that doesn't make using it in a caption any less frikin hilarious either.
I think it has a point to that even the really nice stuff can be just sort of self-consciously designy and obnoxious when in the wrong setting (and in the photos it picks, that's nearly invariably the case).
― s.clover, Friday, 10 February 2012 03:16 (twelve years ago) link
Not gonna lie, I have recommended Hyatt Place hotels to people entirely because they have a couch and a big rolling ottoman. Bonus of being relatively cheap via Priceline and clean.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, February 9, 2012 7:42 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Standard hotels are p legendary for extremely useful furnishings
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 10 February 2012 04:26 (twelve years ago) link
the fuck yr noguchi coffee table blog is pretty obviously sarcastic?
― max, Friday, 10 February 2012 13:00 (twelve years ago) link
and the author knows the exact provenance of all this objets, i.e. methinks he doth "fuck you" too much
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 February 2012 13:15 (twelve years ago) link
(don't know why i think it's a guy)
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 February 2012 13:16 (twelve years ago) link
those are fun to scroll down and guess what the caption will be
― Aerosol, Friday, 10 February 2012 13:32 (twelve years ago) link
i think that noguchi quote at the top adds a touch of class.
― scott seward, Friday, 10 February 2012 13:34 (twelve years ago) link
and this made me laugh:
Fuck your empty birdcage. #decor#interior design#ornament#put a bird in it
― scott seward, Friday, 10 February 2012 13:35 (twelve years ago) link
haha, i just laughed again just reading that! out loud! by myself in an empty room!
― scott seward, Friday, 10 February 2012 13:36 (twelve years ago) link
I like that blog because I'm an eternal rural 7th grader when it comes to home decor, as in I never seem to pick up on trends until it's too late and they are totally passe and I really want a giant letter on my wall because I think it looks cool but I can't without looking like a total herb, so fuck your antique sign letter. (I still really want a terrarium, though.)
― carl agatha, Friday, 10 February 2012 13:44 (twelve years ago) link
that blog is on point, who puts sign letters on the wall
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Friday, 10 February 2012 13:47 (twelve years ago) link
haha my sister has many many of these things in her home, particularly the more cloying and uncool of them, and she found this blog yesterday
― lag∞n, Friday, 10 February 2012 13:50 (twelve years ago) link
terrariums will always be cool tho
― lag∞n, Friday, 10 February 2012 14:05 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, that was a weird thing to make fun of
― "renegade" gnome (remy bean), Friday, 10 February 2012 14:25 (twelve years ago) link
yeah but terrariums are 'on trend' q.v. times style section circa 2010 so fuck them, i guess?
fwiw i have several small moss terrariums in old sugar dispensers, guess i'm fucked
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 10 February 2012 14:43 (twelve years ago) link
eternal rural 7th grader
this caused serious lols for some reason
― joygoat, Friday, 10 February 2012 14:57 (twelve years ago) link
well its the kind of blog that can create equal amounts of amusement and pangs of self-recognition. like jeff foxworthy used to say: if you see a link to this blog on your facebook or on the internet...you might own an empty birdcage.
― scott seward, Friday, 10 February 2012 15:22 (twelve years ago) link
would like to see photos of yr terrariums, Elmo - are these like restaurant sugar dispensers?
― Mayan Calendar Deren (doo dah), Friday, 10 February 2012 15:29 (twelve years ago) link
yea, they are p cute
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 10 February 2012 16:23 (twelve years ago) link
my sister and I continued the discussion on facebook as we have a lot of mod design items between us.
Fuck your Stendig calendarFuck your George Nelson Ball clockFuck your Eames Hang it AllFuck your UtensiloFuck your Heller plates
and so on.
But obviously those are all totally awesome objects.
― dan selzer, Friday, 10 February 2012 16:38 (twelve years ago) link
elmo, what did you do to prepare the moss? I would like to make some terrariums in antique beakers that I have come to own, but I don't even know where to start.
― "renegade" gnome (remy bean), Friday, 10 February 2012 16:39 (twelve years ago) link
Love this. Especially "Fuck your bookshelf with the books arranged by color."
― Suede - the fabric, not the band (DL), Friday, 10 February 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link
i didn't really prepare the moss tbh -- just foraged for some & lifted it with a butter knife and plopped it in there onto of some soil & drainage materials. my first attempt, really. xpost
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:01 (twelve years ago) link
i worked at a salvation army for a year or two and there was a woman who would come by and buy irregularly shaped jars and containers. She told me one day that she liked to fill them with water and food coloring so that they would brighten her house (trailer?) up. I thought that was simultaneously beautiful and astonishingly sad.
― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:41 (twelve years ago) link
i really want to do a meme tumblr parody of fynct called fuckyourweeksoldtakeoutcontainers thats just pictures of really messy apartments but i couldnt think of where to get enough pictures for it to really work
― (_()_) (Lamp), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:46 (twelve years ago) link
i mean my house only has so many unwashed dishes piled around
― (_()_) (Lamp), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:47 (twelve years ago) link
I can hook u up
― iatee, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:49 (twelve years ago) link
want a picture of my roommate's bag o' used condoms?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 10 February 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link
I'm down with FYNCT because that kind of tasteful design, all proper designer pieces and flair is boring as shit.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 10 February 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link
absolutely agree
― "renegade" gnome (remy bean), Friday, 10 February 2012 18:30 (twelve years ago) link
I went through them and tried to picture myself living in each of the pictures
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Friday, 10 February 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago) link
How was that egg chair? Looks comfy
― Aerosol, Friday, 10 February 2012 18:39 (twelve years ago) link
i think maybe i would like that card catalog in my home
― Mordy, Friday, 10 February 2012 20:04 (twelve years ago) link
i had that card catalog in my homeit was okay
― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 February 2012 20:06 (twelve years ago) link