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He was the first American child to teleport

I think we've crossed the rubicon from hucksters to lunatics (maybe we crossed it awhile ago?).

not a huge accomplishment, but still, a pretty big deal.

xp

gr80 if you make it thru the whole hour-plus of the closing panel discussion from the free your mind conference would you be so kind as to summarize the highlights

Farah Yurdozu is Turkey's first female UFO researcher – writer, and author of several best-selling books in her native land.

A friend on FB in response to that link from jon: "He got the words to that Killers song wrong."

of all of turkey's renowned ufo researchers, she was the first female. pretty big deal

like at this point we might as well just start gushing over Art Bell and pyramid-aliens, right?

also fuck that guy bc wtf i've never heard of DARPA. meanwhile Philadelphia Experiment in 1943 already proved invisibility AND teleportation were possible

ya it's true. but still, that was pretty good shit

You guys there is another huge wormhole I could disappear down wrt to this Aaron McCollumn, Yemen, Project Seagate, the Gulf of Aden, the combined Scandinavian military in the Artic Circle, etc.

what is "level 45"?

Project Pegasus???? Come on, you are literally getting this out of Marvel Comics.

the level after 44? xp

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i guess there's a lot of those in hawaii?

Dolphman? Huphin?

WHAT THE HELL

http://cdn.tauntr.com/sites/default/files/userfilesimages/Wet-Goddess.jpg

lol

lol

god bless you internet

I think we've crossed the rubicon from hucksters to lunatics (maybe we crossed it awhile ago?).

― Mordy, Thursday, February 9, 2012 12:59 PM (12 minutes ago)

yeah these guys are almost cute + loveable in a "aw you kids go have fun now, dont hurt anybody!" way compared to Mindvalley etc

I was going to post about the time I went to a new age conference/expo like the one Spectrum posted about and a reiki practitioner demonstrated reiki on me while grinding his johnson against my hand (multi-tasking) but then Dolphin Human Hybrid and it just seems so inconsequential now.

Once you cross the Rubicon, though, it means war!

I'm a human/dolphin hybrid

i am a weredolphin.
― gygax!, Thursday, January 30, 2003 8:39 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

HOOOWEEEKEEEKEEKEEEKEEK

I'm half shark/alligator, half man/dolphin hybrid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22S2TNMf8v4

demonstrated reiki on me while grinding his johnson against my hand

I love you for this

like who owns all those stores that sell giant pewter dragons holding crystal balls and like tarot cards you can buy featuring members of popular 80s band tears for fears as the tower the jester the prince the hot topic merchant etc

― Mordy, Thursday, February 9, 2012 1:38 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i was walking by one of these stores the other day, and i sort of gazed longingly curiously in through the window for a while because i used to be heavy into pewter dragons and gem dice when i was a kid, and i was kind of weirded to notice that all the cast-resin fairy statues were tarted up like goth chicks, with like striped stockings and eyeliner and artfully distressed leaf brassieres and shit. i was kind of bumming on the state of fairies today because the fairies of my youth didn't have to be all trendy and slutted out, but then i realized that the fairies of my youth were actually trendy, slutted out stevie nickses, with diaphanous gowns and crystal coke spoons, only i didn't realize it at the time because my sphere of awareness was limited to RPGs and the ghost rider.

wow that Aaron McCollum interview.

we're def in to coast 2 coast stuff which i adore but is a little diff from what i was trying to corral when i started this thread

1:26:30

i'm 15mins in to this interview and all i can think is what i'd do if i ended up in a conversation at a bar w/ this guy

he does look like a dude youd meet at a bar

I have met multiple dudes who sound like this at bars

the last one I saw again about a month ago when he was right behind me in the grocery store line and he started to ask about the beer I was buying and I was trying to be kind and give short answers and not make eye contact

transcript: http://projectcamelotproductions.com/interviews/operation-stargate/operation-stargate.html

thanks for posting that, cuz no way in hell was i gonna spend more than half a minute actually watching and listening that that guy. perfectly satisfied w skimming half the transcript.

AM: So where I live in Pasadena, I’m surrounded by some very awful things.

KC: So we’re talking about a hotbed of the Illuminati, but we’re also talking about a military presence.

They’ve learned that they could put a person in with these dolphins and actually it would cause deep molecular and psychic vibrations that happen where the dolphin is almost used... is used as a medium... and this person becomes a conductor. They coexist in this way, so that it really heightens the senses of the psyche of a person.

KC: Right. And so then what would happen? guess we’re kind of going off into the area of speculation, although it occurs to me that perhaps this is part of your buried memories.

i wonder exactly how many times this aaron mccollum person has seen the bourne movies?

but yeah gr80 otm, the mindvalley ppl ultimately make me angry but these free-your-mind self deluders just make me feel sad

the first three and a half minutes of this are really worth your time

http://youtu.be/x_S9sQ3mP4U

― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, February 9, 2012 4:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is otm by the way

gonna let it roll while i do some work, i'll post if my consciousness is opened (if i am still able)

plop this dude down at awesomeness fest; now that's a reality show i'd watch

but yeah gr80 otm, the mindvalley ppl ultimately make me angry but these free-your-mind self deluders just make me feel sad

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Friday, February 10, 2012 1:46 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this

mostly otm, tho the freemind people sometimes make me mad for different reasons, like tax evaders who call themselves political prisoners

mindvalley also makes me sad, so much struggle

dont get in a mindvalley about it