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When my eyes hit Jess's use of the phrase "funky ass" I decided not to read the rest of this thread. That has to be the peak.
-- manthony m1cc1o (anthonyisrigh...), September 20th, 2004 5:24 PM.

stockholm cindy's secret childhood (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:41 (nineteen years ago) link

i wanna hang with him in his private movie theatre!! we'd have good times, i think

-- s1ocki (slytus...), February 15th, 2005 9:20 PM.

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 06:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I can do it any night of the week, Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday. After 7.30 is best on Tues/Thurs.

-- Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyza...), February 14th, 2005 9:16 PM.

Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 16:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm just going to stand around with my legs spread rrreeeeaaallllyyy far apart.

-- n/a (nu...) (webmail), February 18th, 2005 2:39 PM. (Nick A.) (link)

Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Friday, 18 February 2005 20:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Stop using your hands! Use your box!

-- Casuistry (chri...), May 26th, 2004 3:43 AM. (Chris Piuma)

My hands hurt from using my box!

-- roxymuzak (roxymuza...), May 26th, 2004 3:44 AM. (roxymuzak)

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 04:07 (nineteen years ago) link

His Willie obsession was HUGE though.

-- M@tt He1geson (matt@game[remove]informer.com), February 21st, 2005 1:27 PM. (Matt Helgeson)

n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 20:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I am full of chicken. Ah.

-- Trayce, February 27th, 2005 8:36 PM.

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 28 February 2005 06:04 (nineteen years ago) link

That doesnt even sound rude, yeesh ;P

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 28 February 2005 06:07 (nineteen years ago) link

cool. do you know how i could go about getting some?

-- j-dizzle (thamusicman...), March 1st, 2005 12:53 PM.

shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 01:54 (nineteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
OMG I AM OUT OF CONTROL

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), March 14th, 2005 6:51 AM. (Dan Perry)

With robot cocks!

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), March 14th, 2005 6:52 AM. (Ned)

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 06:16 (nineteen years ago) link

off-topic: Alex are your nipples still pierced?

-- gygax! (gygax0...), March 17th, 2005 1:47 PM. (gygax!) (later

Curious George Finds the Ether Bottle (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 17 March 2005 19:51 (nineteen years ago) link

...the bishop bends sideways and the queen goes in every direction. That's all you need to know.

-- Autumn Almanac (ada...), March 18th, 2005 5:13 PM. (Autumn Almanac)

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 18 March 2005 06:16 (nineteen years ago) link

I just mated blueski without, um, without realizing I had done it until the computer told me.
Just as well, I have to catch a train. Back in a few days.

-- Casuistry (chri...), March 29th, 2005 10:32 PM. (Chris Piuma) (later)


(i wish the last post didn't provide context)

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 21:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't make me come in there.

-- Aimless (aimles...), April 11th, 2005 1:55 PM. (later)

shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 11 April 2005 03:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Or should Chris Martin by vouching for that number 2 spot? I have him between one and two usually.

-- NamC (Calum)(nam...), April 11th, 2005.

Masked Gazza, Monday, 11 April 2005 15:43 (nineteen years ago) link

ally: yes, but the art students get to poke you with crayons and lick you

-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com), April 15th, 2005 10:52 AM. (later)

shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 15 April 2005 00:41 (nineteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
the cashier lady said "awwwwww....hello there, little Elvis."
-- rebecca s (rhs23...), May 3rd, 2005.

Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 21:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Actually Ronan up there in his hermaphroditical way reminds me of nobody more than Mr. B Natural:

http://www.msties.com/spotlite/mrb-b.jpg

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), May 14th, 2005. (later)

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 14 May 2005 21:46 (eighteen years ago) link

I'd certainly have imagined that poor man's hand would have given out on him after four years of that.

-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...), May 13th, 2005 8:27 AM. (tracerhand) (later)

Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 15:31 (eighteen years ago) link

I get confused between which bands and bits of bands I had...
-- Madchen

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 23 May 2005 18:55 (eighteen years ago) link

i never tire of pashmina's number 2.

-- weasel diesel (kilian(dot)murphy24@mail.dcu.ie), May 31st, 2005 8:32 PM. (later)

shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 09:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't get pleasure out of things like Bottom anymore [context deleted]

-- Crankypants (ada...), June 7th, 2005 10:59 AM. (Autumn Almanac) (later)

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 00:23 (eighteen years ago) link

better than sounding like a blubbery penis. or a blueberry penis.

-- shine headlights on me (electricsoun...), June 9th, 2005 2:46 PM. (electricsound) (later)

Well yeah, it was, it was keeping me up at night.

Don't become a teacher, folks.

-- The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (mikeybidnes...), June 9th, 2005 2:47 PM. (Mikey Bidness) (later)

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 9 June 2005 03:58 (eighteen years ago) link

(god I'm sorry, that is SO BAD out of context hahaha)

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 9 June 2005 03:58 (eighteen years ago) link

If it's in your mouth.
x-post

Ah cool Sam, thanks.

-- PinXorchiXoR (pink{est}panther4...), June 15th, 2005 10:43 AM. (Pinkpanther) (later)

n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:45 (eighteen years ago) link

BTw the underwear situation has been sorted out

DO NOT BRING ME UNDERWEAR, I GOT IT UNDER CONTROL

-- LeCoq (leiffe...), June 17th, 2005 8:09 AM. (LeCoq) (later) (link)

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 17 June 2005 12:18 (eighteen years ago) link

My poo is Calum.

[snipped context]

-- Nintendo Carl (asbk...), June 19th, 2005 12:42 AM. (later)

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 20 June 2005 02:16 (eighteen years ago) link

haha Trayce I thought the same thing

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 20 June 2005 02:39 (eighteen years ago) link

LeCoq's post is very much in context!

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 20 June 2005 02:41 (eighteen years ago) link

I've been krumping all day at my desk in anticipation! I'm a krumpet!

-- a real bear behind the microphone (adamr...), June 23rd, 2005 4:00 PM. (nordicskilla) (later)

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 23 June 2005 19:03 (eighteen years ago) link

*rim shot*

Koala tacos for all.

-- Ned Raggett, July 5th, 2005 10:43 AM.

New teef! Dat's weird (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 4 July 2005 23:50 (eighteen years ago) link

"I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating."

-- Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle_vagu...), July 10th, 2005 5:55 PM. (later)

shine headlights on me (electricsound), Sunday, 10 July 2005 11:34 (eighteen years ago) link

or if you are intimately familair with a member can you come too?

-- mullygrubbr (fan...), July 12th, 2005 5:34 PM. (bulbs) (later)

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 07:12 (eighteen years ago) link

I spent all morning yanking a bloody rope.

-- Hotman Paris Almanac (ada...), July 21st, 2005 1:58 PM. (later)

shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:06 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
Under it, where the muscle is. Lube it up with oil, lay on your stomach, and put your arm under your midriff. Have somebody sit on your butt and push on/rub that shit until it stops hurting so bad. It might puff up and turn red, warning.
-- roxymuzak (emilysu...), August 24th, 2005 5:42 PM. (roxymuzak) (later) (link)

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:33 (eighteen years ago) link

hot

gear (gear), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:36 (eighteen years ago) link

you should have seen what she was actually taking about... ooh yes it gave me priapism!

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:42 (eighteen years ago) link

that is a bad one :x

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Adam, I don't want children and never plan to have them and so I'm not worried.

-- Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of society's derangement. (eastern_mantr...), September 1st, 2005 9:33 PM. (Eastern Mantra)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 1 September 2005 03:03 (eighteen years ago) link

I comb over the pubes so it looks like Jimmy Durante.
-- Lupton Pitman (thebing...), September 2nd, 2005 2:51 PM. (Chris V) (later) (link)


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I want a weave! I will have a weave!
-- DV (dirtyvica...), September 2nd, 2005 2:54 PM. (dirtyvicar) (later) (link)

ken c (ken c), Friday, 2 September 2005 14:07 (eighteen years ago) link

I've been going through a box of kleenex a day.

-- Jordan (jordan...), September 7th, 2005 3:47 PM. (Jordan) (later)

[almost too obvious]

beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:36 (eighteen years ago) link

This thread does have me humming "Great Balls of Fire," which is of course a fine thing.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), September 20th, 2005.

a, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh dearie me. (I am always glad I set up my desk so that way the monitor faces away from the entrance to my area...)
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), September 20th, 2005.

Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:23 (eighteen years ago) link

My thought was that it's bizarre that someone would pay double the price for one more inch!
-- Martin Skidmore (lonewolf.cu...), September 23rd, 2005 11:55 AM. (Martin Skidmore) (later) (link)

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 23 September 2005 18:49 (eighteen years ago) link

This is from the same thread:

Before his current wife, the big blonde Norwegian-American?
-- Ken L (lauter...), November 30th, 2004.

A longer one.
-- Casuistry (chri...), December 1st, 2004.

(I select that one to woo you with.)
-- Casuistry (chri...), December 1st, 2004.

i swear that might have made a big difference.
-- Josh (kortbei...), August 28th, 2005.

I've wanted to give it a try for a while now
-- Casuistry (chri...), September 23rd, 2005.

a really fascinating rhythm and sound to them and a very very odd way ... if you want more of a taste.
-- Casuistry (chri...), September 24th, 2005.

Sorry it was so tempting :)

salexander (salexander), Saturday, 24 September 2005 09:31 (eighteen years ago) link

this isn't the thread where i should mention that time when me and n/a and kenan bro'd down to d'angelo, is it?

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), Today 1:32 PM. (jaymc) (later) (admin) (userip)

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 30 September 2005 19:03 (eighteen years ago) link

i have made passionate love to toad the wet sprocket in college...please do not listen to me.

-- bingo (thebing...), October 1st, 2005 1:45 AM. (Chris V) (later)

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 1 October 2005 12:44 (eighteen years ago) link

you gotta love a good granny. i'm big on tart too.

-- scott seward (skotro...), October 10th, 2005.

_, Monday, 10 October 2005 00:47 (eighteen years ago) link

it took me and the plumber a painful hour to get it set up. still, get in: clean pants again.

-- grimly fiendish (simonmai...), October 10th, 2005 3:02 PM. (later)

Archel (Archel), Monday, 10 October 2005 13:34 (eighteen years ago) link

you don't want my fiddlesticks? :(

-- jel -- (freeduni...) (webmail), October 11th, 2005. (link)

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 20:23 (eighteen years ago) link


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