Come anticipate Fabio Capello's two years as England manager with me

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lampard will be thinking 'my uncle'

Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 22:22 (twelve years ago) link

lampard for captain then

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 22:23 (twelve years ago) link

The BBC website's been offering me Sheff Wed v Blackpool live all evening (and still is). The whole country's gone to pieces.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 22:23 (twelve years ago) link

jamie as coach

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 22:23 (twelve years ago) link

has the boro game got to penalties yet?

pandemic, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

lampard will be thinking 'my uncle'

Hahaha, this has been a beautiful evening.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

gareth southgate has invaded roy keane's personal space one time too many in the ITV studio and has lost an arm, amazing stuff here brian

Keane reckons rooney should have shut up, kept his head down, maybe if he'd worked harder and behaved better he'd have helped his manager a bit more at the end of the day- all spat through clenched teeth as southgate scrambles around looking for ice and suturing facilities

Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 22:26 (twelve years ago) link

The FA were right to strip Terry of the captaincy. Capello had been desperate to get out for ages, we all know he doesn't care about the captaincy that much.

― Matt DC, woensdag 8 februari 2012 22:38 (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OTM, but still disappointing because it could've been played in a way more LOL-sy way tbh

Flag post? I hardly knew her! (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 22:38 (twelve years ago) link

have we had any update on the whereabouts of phil brown?

john terje (cozen), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 23:06 (twelve years ago) link

during the boro/sunderland match, they had a breaking twitter update from rooney. lolitv.

kid steel (cajunsunday), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 23:25 (twelve years ago) link

owen 'never felt right' with a foreigner in charge shut your maw you little fuckless prick

Michael Owen - "Don't know if was just me but it never felt right in the first place knowing the England manager was heading off after the Euros regardless."

This sounds like it's less about where Fabio's from than where England go after the competition.

le ralliement du doute et de l'erreur (Michael White), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 23:40 (twelve years ago) link

ha

serves me right for reading the quotes as they flashed on sky sports news

Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 23:45 (twelve years ago) link

lampard will be thinking 'my uncle'

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05/lampardEPA_450x349.jpg

I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Thursday, 9 February 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

otm!

Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 February 2012 00:04 (twelve years ago) link

deems' post on Southgate vs Keane is a joy.

once a weak eye sample (onimo), Thursday, 9 February 2012 00:48 (twelve years ago) link

that's just how it went down tbh

Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 February 2012 00:51 (twelve years ago) link

have we had any update on the whereabouts of phil brown?

Busy preventing suicides

Monkee Trial (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 9 February 2012 07:08 (twelve years ago) link

they shd give Pearce the job full time and take the English manager shit to its logical conclusion. Pearce shd be forced to do the job dressed up like that nonce in the Union Jack suit that used to turn up at Cup finals to touch up kids.

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 February 2012 07:13 (twelve years ago) link

i say "forced" but i assume he's got his own suit.

alternatively, Pearce shd only be seen in Union Jack shorts and a Maiden t-shirt, and he shd administer a loyalty oath to all capped players.

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 February 2012 07:14 (twelve years ago) link

pb the truth busy preventing suicides is still sort of true, odd http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/17012012/63/brown-wants-help-windass.html

who can judge namitha (toandos), Thursday, 9 February 2012 07:17 (twelve years ago) link

Brown told BBC Radio Humberside: "Communication lines must be kept open with regards to himself and his former colleagues. There should be liaison officers at football clubs that speak to past and present players."

this from the cunt that wdn't give Deano a game in the Premier League

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 February 2012 07:19 (twelve years ago) link

Pearce shd be forced to do the job dressed up like that nonce in the Union Jack suit that used to turn up at Cup finals to touch up kids.

One of the most beautiful sentences ever in the English language

Monkee Trial (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 9 February 2012 07:27 (twelve years ago) link

Google says he was found not guilty. I'd apologise but he's dead.

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 February 2012 07:34 (twelve years ago) link

Cannot believe a Wayne Rooney tweet about 'arry is the lead story on the BBC News site.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 9 February 2012 08:25 (twelve years ago) link

you can't?

Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 February 2012 08:27 (twelve years ago) link

I suppose he's right, it's got to be English to replace him. Rooney's played under some shit Scottish managers, after all.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 9 February 2012 08:35 (twelve years ago) link

also tbf the last team the national team had an English manager it was a success. Better than this crap we had to put up with under Capello. None of the abject humiliation at a Finals like South Africa 2010.

pandemic, Thursday, 9 February 2012 08:50 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWptErAWrmQ

english for the dutch sounding jobs

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 9 February 2012 08:54 (twelve years ago) link

Wonder if 'arry will turn down the opportunity to take on two highly-paid jobs at once?

James Mitchell, Thursday, 9 February 2012 09:09 (twelve years ago) link

wonder if the FA will pay him through monaco

Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 February 2012 09:12 (twelve years ago) link

"The FA has appointed Rosie Redknapp, aged 4, as the new Engerland manager."

James Mitchell, Thursday, 9 February 2012 09:23 (twelve years ago) link

LATEST:PM says he is sorry to see Fabio Capello go but believes he was wrong about the John Terry's captaincy

James Mitchell, Thursday, 9 February 2012 09:27 (twelve years ago) link

okay, it was fun last night but this has gone on long enough

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 9 February 2012 09:33 (twelve years ago) link

I mean I actually think Redknapp is the best person available to deal with England's main problem, which is the combination of disinterest, disgust and crippling stage fright that affects most of the players past a certain level of experience. But the jingoistic nonsense is making me wish he wasn't. Plus, it will make Ian Wright happy and anything that makes Ian Wright happy should be resisted with maximum force.

Probably a good day to be a Spurs player on the fringes of the squad though - Lennon, Walker, Dawson must be pretty happy this morning.

Matt DC, Thursday, 9 February 2012 09:41 (twelve years ago) link

king

Thudd less so.

Who the fuck is richard williams and why is his puke festering on the pages of my national newspaper

Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 February 2012 09:57 (twelve years ago) link

Who the fuck is richard williams and why is his puke festering on the pages of my national newspaper

yes

has lennon been in any recent squads? (for england i mean) I don't rate him tbh but then again...walcott.

pandemic, Thursday, 9 February 2012 10:02 (twelve years ago) link

Most successful English manager of his generation, innee? Beat Cardiff in an FA Cup final, that's quite an achievement.

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 February 2012 10:03 (twelve years ago) link

dawson was the best player on the pitch at anfield monday night imo

pandemic, Thursday, 9 February 2012 10:03 (twelve years ago) link

lennon has been in and out with injuries but is streets ahead of where he was before redknapp came. He's been excellent this season when fit.

Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 February 2012 10:06 (twelve years ago) link

and yeah, dawson shouldn't be considered fringe, dawson is prob as close to the player terry is claimed as ye've got

Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 February 2012 10:08 (twelve years ago) link

if not harry then i hope the fa is aware of a certain young tyro who is running away with ILF's fantasy football this season, inexperienced - yes, and not english, but 'best man for the job' etc

pandemic, Thursday, 9 February 2012 10:08 (twelve years ago) link

you really wanna see danny rose in an england shirt huh....

Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 February 2012 10:09 (twelve years ago) link

Reckon Jones and Smalling were ahead of Dawson in the pecking order because they can play right across the back four if need be.

Matt DC, Thursday, 9 February 2012 10:10 (twelve years ago) link

Smalling doesn't impress me at all at right back but

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 February 2012 10:11 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah I mean you've got Richards, Walker and Johnson as it is so it shouldn't even be necessary but in the event of a crisis...

Matt DC, Thursday, 9 February 2012 10:12 (twelve years ago) link

bentley's already been capped iirc rose can't be any worse

good chance to get rid of ferdinand AND terry tbh. Both not good enough anymore.
xxp

pandemic, Thursday, 9 February 2012 10:12 (twelve years ago) link

i am more intrigued than anything by Arry's stance toward the busted flush that is almost every England international with 40+ caps - will he drop them all, keep a couple of faces around, play the same wankers that have failed the last 3 or 4 times?

if Pearce gets a caretaker job i'm pretty sure i know how that'll go

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 February 2012 10:14 (twelve years ago) link

i think ferdinand/terry want putting out to pasture/down respectively, alright.

I'd say walker is less likely to have a claim at rb vs dawson at cb, smalling and jones are both vg prospects and better than dawson was at that age, but he's gotten over his error-prone days and i don't know the two lads have just yet.

Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 February 2012 10:17 (twelve years ago) link

xp He'll honour old Pat Lampard by making her little boy Frank the captain, natch.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 9 February 2012 10:17 (twelve years ago) link

can't see harry dropping lampard/gerrard/terry/rio tbh
in fact think capello's squad = harry's squad with at most 2 exceptions maybe.
defoe for bent maybe.

pandemic, Thursday, 9 February 2012 10:17 (twelve years ago) link


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