quiddities and agonies of the ruling class - a rolling new york times thread

fwiw I've never actually eaten in WD-50 or probably almost any other restaurant popular with Wall Street Men

dayo I thought you said you wanted to eat WD-40 and I was all O_o

it's all I can afford, that's why I need to date a wall street man

protip coat yr mouth and throat w/wd-40 and any food will slide down easy w/o chewing

Samantha Daniels owns a bicoastal matchmaking service called Samantha's Table. She is ivy league educated and a former divorce attorney by trade. She is frequently relied upon dating, relationship and romance expert, and is seen regularly on television, in national newspapers and magazines and on radio. She has been a national spokesperson for a number of consumer brands including Crest, Oral B and Febreze. She was also the inspiration for and a producer on the NBC/Darren Star dramedy, Miss Match starring Alicia Silverstone, the show was based on her life story. She is the author of the book, Matchbook: The Diary of a Modern-Day Matchmaker (Simon & Schuster).

...for which i hope she had a more vigilant copyeditor

People who use "bicoastal" in that way are almost universally disgusting savages: y/n?

im bi..
::shy smile::
costal
::giggles flirtatiously::

y

protip coat yr mouth and throat w/wd-40 and any food will slide down easy w/o chewing

― lag∞n, Wednesday, February 8, 2012 5:21 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink_

. . . Yeah, "food" . . .

hey now

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-EdMSdw42ptw/ToZv2-NSScI/AAAAAAAAC_Q/YqR_ybBkXEs/s1600/hank-kingsley.jpg

carl how would you feel about 'tricoastal'

trans-coastal

carl how would you feel about 'tricoastal'

Mostly confused.

i guess it's more a cleveland thing, but i think you also can legitimately claim to be a north-coaster

Oh yeah, they say third coast here. I forgot.

Any Cleveland/NE Ohio kid who grew up in the 80s was familiar with

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_U1menI3veIs/SZo9Ba5kleI/AAAAAAAAA5M/cmsAueP_S0g/s400/michael%2Bstanley%2Bband%2B-%2Bnorth%2Bcoast.jpg

If you live in the midwest, does that make you acoastal?

what if you live on lake superior

polycoastal?

i think 'third coast' has seeped westward from ohio a bit

if you live on lake superior you live 'up north'

OMG MICHAEL STANLEY BAND

Down in Akron we were such losers that we shouted AKRON! after the first line of the chorus of "My Town"

This town is my town
(AK-RON!)
Alright
Love or hate 'er, it don't matter
I'm gonna stand and fight

etc until we all shriveled up in a rubber-coated heap of self loathing

<3 u for that

You guys had Devo, the Dead Boys and Pretenders, what were you doing listening to MSB?

I was a kid, he was on the radio, what can I say?

I know that feel.

Eat yer hearts out, bicoastals. I am supra-coastal.

Can I be ex and bi coastal?

oh wow you live near a body of water you must be amazing

i live in the world's most isolated island chain so suck it

iso-costal

Can I be ex and bi coastal?

stick with antipodean

that doesn't sound as cool though :(

i disagree

mention the aurora australis just to be sure

fiiine

Technically the The Pretenders are a British band and the Dead Boys a New York band.

fine you can't touch tin huey or the rubber city rebels or the bizarros so bacdafucup
or devo
or jim jarmusch

;)

Everyone know's I love Ohio punk rock/new wave! Just being a pedant.

No mention of Ubu? For shame!

Even though I technically made him a cappuccino (half steamed milk, half foam) he said that I made the best latte he’d ever had, except for this little place in Greece. I never bothered to correct him, because I didn’t want to sacrifice the dollar tip he always tossed in the jar.

http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/02/08/the-baristas-curse/

what this guy lacks in ruling class, he makes up for in quiddities

quiddities and agonies of just generally narcissistic and insufferable people

when writers become famous they are definitely recognized around town for being writers

btw his "piece in the Paris Review" is a short blog post about clothes shopping.

http://i.imgur.com/i58ET.png

http://www.imjasondiamond.com/

this is like a parody blog

Is your name Jason Diamond?

nah mines clarence